[GodGlorifying Glenda]

The man I am living with is my cousin. After my husband DIED --(he is dead)-- I was unable to take care of myself. I moved in with my family members. I live with my Aunt Charla, my cousins, and my sister Frankie. It is not because I am committing adultery, it is because I simply cannot care for myself.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by GodGlorifying Glenda

You are in the monastery??? Samuel, my husband left me to join the Tawang monastery! It was better to call him dead than to say that he left me to perform sodomy with the monks. Please inform him that because he has left the church, he is not welcome back. You are now my new husband, God called me on the phone and said that YOU are the one. I pray that you feel the same way.

Originally Posted by GodGlorifying Glenda

The man I am living with is my cousin. After my husband DIED --(he is dead)-- I was unable to take care of myself. I moved in with my family members. I live with my Aunt Charla, my cousins, and my sister Frankie. It is not because I am committing adultery, it is because I simply cannot care for myself.

Wait, now I'm really confused. Which one of them is dead? The new one (Samuel) or the old one (who has left you to join the Tawang monastery)?

Anyway, I do give you my condolences. According to your post written on May 10 (quoted above) they were still alive two weeks ago, so whichever one of them died, it had to be a great shock to you.

On the upside, you no longer are an adulteress and now you can dedicate your life to the surviving one of your two husbands.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by GodGlorifying Glenda

The man I am living with is my cousin. After my husband DIED --(he is dead)-- I was unable to take care of myself. I moved in with my family members. I live with my Aunt Charla, my cousins, and my sister Frankie. It is not because I am committing adultery, it is because I simply cannot care for myself.

Adding potential incest to the mix is not improving your case.

I am willing, tentatively, to take you at your word that your husband is really dead. If that is true, are you over 60? The Bible tells us that we Christians are not to provide support to a widow unless she is 60 or older:

Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man. Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry... 1 Timothy 5:9-11.

If you are over 60, have you been washing your fellow Christians' feet?

You keep raising a lot of questions, Glenda. I hope that my initial impression, that you are a good Christian woman leading a Biblical life, was correct, but I'm taking a wait and see attitude.

Can you produce your husband's long form death certificate? If so, please tell me it doesn't state as the cause of death "henpecked by wife."

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man. Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. But the younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry... 1 Timothy 5:9-11

I have the feeling she's well developed in the lodging strangers department. How many strangers lodged would compensate for saints' feet not washed? I'm aware that "lodgers" often perform other activities than simply being lodged but Mary Magdalene was fixed by Jesus and I'm sure He can fix Glenda too if necessary, provided the very specific blasphemy condemned by Christ has not crept in.

Originally Posted by Glenda

I look forward to fellowshipping with all of y'all other fellow true believers.

Hi It's a bit early to consider a friend request but you are in my prayers. Have you tried your hand at the Dundee cake yet? The almonds and the treacle are a great combination Genesis 1:29 and it's perfect when a soufflé or macaroon seems too airy. Let me know how you get on.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

So, Miss Glenda. It seems that you're not comfy with the Landover Baptist Church. Have you thought about attending the Catholic Church?

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

So, Miss Glenda. It seems that you're not comfy with the Landover Baptist Church. Have you thought about attending the Catholic Church?

Oh, Miss Glenda: Please, Dear — I implore you! Pay absolutely no attention to Mr. Rovagnati. If you want to find yourself an eternal home in , then joining the Cathyolick church is just the way to do it. There, you will undoubtedly have Mr. Rovagnati as a neighbor, screaming for all of eternity!

II Corinthians 11:13-15:
13 For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of .
14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
15 Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works.

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

And if Mr. Rovagnati continues his habit of spreading false, Satanic doctrine on , I have no doubt that Jesus may instruct one of holy Moderators to take appropriate action!

Matthew 18:6 "But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea."

[MitzaLizalor]

It always amazes me that catholicism [I mean the Romish variety, not the method of making homogeneous versions of divers thing which went before] [although in the case of Rome, clearly the new standard version of pontiffs congealed into a single creature is the result of such a process] it amazes me that they call themselves a church. Jesus was forthright in stating that He Himself would build the Church and regardless of whether its origin was in Greek or Hebrew literature, the doctrines recorded are the same. Jesus always quoted from Greek because nobody really spoke Hebrew any more but the commandments did not change into corrupted permissions to go full heathen.

Moses explained everything and there were prohibitions as well as requirements. Popish dogmas embrace everything that was prohibited and reject everything that was required in a blatant celebration of pagan rituals to make any sane person sick.

Romeo is not sick.

Therefore he is insane.

I'm still hopeful that he'll see reality here and attend a Baptist service one day, the ONLY denomination mentioned by name in The New Testament.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Romeo is not sick.

Therefore he is insane.

I'm still hopeful that he'll see reality here and attend a Baptist service one day, the ONLY denomination mentioned by name in The New Testament.

Amen, dear Sister Mitza! One cannot help but wonder if poor Mr. Rovagnati's unfortunate insanity has resulted from tippling much (over-indulging) in the communion wine?

Yes, I shall continue to pray for dear, deluded Mr. Rovagnati. His name shall be at the top of the next McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. I know that Sisters Persephone and Hortense take a great interest in our wayward, sinful, young Mr. Rovagnati!

[WWJDnow]

Finally, this wicked woman Glenda has returned to the cesspit of sin and despair whence she came. I am reminded of Jesus' Sermon on the Mount:

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew 7:15

No doubt she's off to practice the dark arts of witchcraft, which is probably how her poor husband died.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Finally, this wicked woman Glenda has returned to the cesspit of sin and despair whence she came. I am reminded of Jesus' Sermon on the Mount:

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Matthew 7:15

No doubt she's off to practice the dark arts of witchcraft, which is probably how her poor husband died.

Oh, yes; 'tis terribly sad, dear WWJDnow, to think that Miss Glenda did not heed the precious words of our , the :

John 8:11 "She said, No man, . And said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more."

As it is, Miss Glenda will forever be trying to escape from her well-deserved punishment — to no avail.

Matthew 24:46 "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal."

[MitzaLizalor]

Why would anyone want to be a witch? It's not as though they do so in ignorance. For the half-soaked drips that meander into a "crystal workshop" - mostly it's accidental. A weirdo emerges from behind its counter, assesses their financial status with a cursory glance and offers a shard of quartz at some ludicrous price to align the energies with their tonsils. “Tonsils?” they enquire. “Yes, such an important node - and I can see you are a powerful (but broadly unacknowledged) inamorata from the pleasure dome of Kubla Khan; this will be a new experience for you.”

I have no idea what happened in Kubla Khan's dome or the gardens of Old Babylon - nothing good I'm sure. And they cough up $852ºº to find themselves again! As I say, they probably don't know they're half way to another world where the Venus they now believe they are (or are about to meet) is far more spellbinding than they even think possible. But the weirdo knew, knew the spells involved and the demons effecting them.

For the drips, should they wish to become witches, it's necessary for those foul devils to emerge from the shadowy past, hurl themselves up to the world of drips and make themselves known. Then they can sign them up. So I can't understand why anyone would want to do that, knowing what the contract involved and that Heaven would forever be denied them.

Something must have happened to Glenda, worse even than pleasure domes or overpriced crystals. I suspect she was tricked into becoming demon possessed when she buried that Bible way back in Post #10 - it seems to have been the only one they had.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Wait, now I'm really confused. Which one of them is dead? The new one (Samuel) or the old one (who has left you to join the Tawang monastery)?

If she is married with the Tawang monk, then I'm sure she would've never been accepted in the Landover Baptist Church. After all, you guys already rejected years ago another woman who was married with a yellow man.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

If she is married with the Tawang monk, then I'm sure she would've never been accepted in the Landover Baptist Church. After all, you guys already rejected years ago another woman who was married with a yellow man.

It is generally wise to avoid yellow people, or anyone who has been in contact with them, because viral hepatitis is contagious.

Has nobody explained to Glenda (a suspiciously non-biblical name, though it did feature in a Bela Lugosi movie which I obviously haven't seen) that these forums are not a dating agency for the Unsaved?

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Romeo Rovagnati

If she is married with the Tawang monk, then I'm sure she would've never been accepted in the Landover Baptist Church. After all, you guys already rejected years ago another woman who was married with a yellow man.

I'm not sure who'd be worse: Bluebeard the philanderer, Blackbeard the pirate or Bergoglio the pope. Who on earth thinks up these names? Saner, but no less dangerous, there's Mary Read and Mister Roberts; why are they dangerous? Because they're unaware of, or at least ignore the application of, God's way for dynamic living in a world dominated by sin, vice and greed.

THE POPE

In my foolishness I Corinthians 2:14 I'd thought popes would have some idea of God's Word. They could feed this on to their creatures who in turn could trickle knowledge down for mere parish clergymen to use in their sermons. Now, however, even Twang monks would have a better grasp of reality than we've seen here. Whether or not one believes it, what is set out for the Corinthians has a general application in this respect. Quite a specific application.

Originally Posted by Paul I CORINTHIANS 7

But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him. For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy. But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace. For what knowest thou, O wife, whether thou shalt save thy husband? or how knowest thou, O man, whether thou shalt save thy wife? But as God hath distributed to every man, as the Lord hath called every one, so let him walk. And so ordain I in all churches.

Since the Twang has departed, Glenda is not under bondage in such a case. It goes without saying that anyone becoming a Twang is unbelieving as per the text. There is a brief preamble where Paul states this is an opinion, perhaps an opinion in the legal sense, yet one of the salient portions—which I've highlighted so even a Romist ought to be able to see them—is explicit that this is ordained for all Churches. "All" means not only in Corinth. "Not only" means that Rome is included. "Included" means all Churches everywhere, even Canada, leaving the relatively simple question outstanding: is what Bergoglio has going on in Rome a church at all? Or is he a latter day Blackbeard.