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Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-04-2007, 08:21 PM
as just innocent fun in disgusting "phallus shaped meat" eating contest. Once again perverted queers flaunt there disgusting habits in public view in hopes to recruit small children. hateful queers flaunt their evil lifestyle
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-04-2007, 11:26 PM
Well at least an American homer won this year. Those chinks just burn my britches. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-05-2007, 07:54 AM
I've just read this article --- it's disgusting, I couldn't agree more.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-05-2007, 08:21 AM
Have the Swedish government started paying that evil Jap compensation for his "disability" yet? I'm sure they will sooner or later.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-05-2007, 08:24 AM
It's not only the contest, but the Sinful way they cook them!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-05-2007, 10:36 AM
Wow! Now that's just hot. I especially enjoy the eye contact, it's so erotic! 
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-05-2007, 12:58 PM
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Wow! Now that's just hot. I especially enjoy the eye contact, it's so erotic! |
Go take a cold shower, ya fruit. This is a Christian forum, not some wanking material.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-06-2007, 04:40 AM
LOL No wanking here. That must be in your imagination, I just thought it was erotic.
It's always funny how fundies are the ones most preoccupied with gay sex. LOL
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-06-2007, 01:04 PM
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It's always funny how fundies are the ones most preoccupied with gay sex. LOL
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It's obvious the story's about homers. Take a look at the title...
"Hot-dog eating champs go eye to eye"
It may as well say...
"After successfully mastering oral sex, queers rub their anuses together".
We're well versed in the codes and (forgive the pun) "backdoor" strategies of homers. You try to get people to like you and consider you normal and once you've gained their trust you anally rape them. Jesus watches everything you do.
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-07-2007, 11:59 PM
Nah I'm more of a bottom. So don't worry, I won't anally rape ya. 
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-08-2007, 01:12 AM
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Nah I'm more of a bottom. So don't worry, I won't anally rape ya. |
By "bottom" I assume that you mean that you know that you are on your way down to satan's lake of fire to spend eternity being boiled in scalding hot bile.
Ever wonder what hell is really like, pervert? Take a look at THIS and don't say we didn't warn you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-10-2007, 06:43 PM
lol Hell sounds tho thilly. There's really nothing THAT scary about a 'lake of fire' or stereotypical looking demons. And why would I not enjoy being pounded by Satan's huge red penis? True Hell would be put in a situation where I can't act out what I know to be my true nature. I'm gonna be a homer whether you guys like it or not. I'm terribly sorry but that's just how it goes. You must hate that you have to obey secular laws and can't gay bash me as you see fit.
(Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a Falcon Porn Star  )
I love our little dances together!
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Re: Queers disguise sinful contest -
07-10-2007, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Homersexural
You must hate that you have to obey secular laws and can't gay bash me as you see fit.
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For now. If the Republicans win in '08, I'm sure they'll finally get around to making God's Law the law of the land; and if the Demonrats win, they'll just turn the whole country over to their Islamist allies. Either way, it doesn't look too good for you.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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