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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 07-29-2007, 12:28 PM
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No, you guys are not great. My husband is great. My friends are great. You are lame.
No, God is great. Jesus is great. Your husband and friends are hellbound fools.

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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-08-2007, 06:11 AM
Please...please tell me your kidding about this.
Because you, one single person can't be attracted to boys. dosnt mean others can't.
Do you think the tiny financial benefits that you may possibly get from being gay is worth the possibility of being hated by your family/friends, and prosecuted by society all the time. Seriously.
learn to think just a little outside your own little box.

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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-08-2007, 06:14 AM
There are no jokes in the Bible. It clearly states that homers are to be killed. Lezbeans are mentioned specifically!

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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-08-2007, 07:05 AM
can you at least bother to spell "Lesbian" and "Homosexual"?
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Pretty please?

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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-08-2007, 07:40 AM
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can you at least bother to spell "Lesbian" and "Homosexual"?
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Wha?!?! And give them standing as humans? Well, I will for you because you asked, and I will be as nice to you as possible, considering your plight, because it may be possible to save you and, eventually you might be able to minister to other people with similar afflictions. Such an effort might prevent the immediate penalty God demands, just as it saved King James long enough to commission the King James 1611 version of the Bible.

There are always possibilities, and our job is to discover those which confound the evil plan of Satan.

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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-08-2007, 09:45 AM
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can you at least bother to spell "Lesbian" and "Homosexual"?
please?
Pretty please?
Can you at least bother to become a decent, upstanding heterosexual, as GOD commands? Please?

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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-08-2007, 11:37 AM
Little known fact: Barry Bonds is actually a White man who wears makeup to look like a nigra baseball player, otherwise they would never have let him beat Babe Ruth's home run record. No porch monkey could do that, believe you me![/quote]

No but porch monkeys do have an inbuilt catching/hitting/running trait, most commonly demonstrable in the mugging characteristic. This genetic inheritance could quite possibly carry over into legitimate sports. Where is Brother Remy LeBeaus opinion when we need it/?

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-09-2007, 05:04 PM
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Little known fact: Barry Bonds is actually a White man who wears makeup to look like a nigra baseball player, otherwise they would never have let him beat Babe Ruth's home run record. No porch monkey could do that, believe you me!
No but porch monkeys do have an inbuilt catching/hitting/running trait, most commonly demonstrable in the mugging characteristic. This genetic inheritance could quite possibly carry over into legitimate sports. Where is Brother Remy LeBeaus opinion when we need it/?[/quote]
What dose this have to do with this post??
and its a bloody sport. nothing to even be bothered by.

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Default Re: Chuck and Larry: A chilling look into the greed-filled world. - 08-09-2007, 05:45 PM
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What dose this have to do with this post??

If you'd care to peruse the previous pages, ayaretard, you would know that Pastor Ezekial made this comment as part of his post on the first page.


and its a bloody sport. nothing to even be bothered by.[/quote]

mmm. godless and uncoordinated too I gather. Have fun breathing your incense smoke , typing and thinking at the same time. I'm guessing you leave the thinking part out, right?

The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
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