[Brother Love]

Well I see the WITCH van HELL-Singer is on the defensive again trying to defend her DEMONIC HEATHEN LIES! Ain't no use Hellsinger as Jesus was NOT a HOMER no matter how badly you want to spin it! Just count yourself lucky that you aren't living in days gone by or you surely WOULD be on the stake by now and I'd be setting your HEATHEN body aflame. PRAISE JESUS!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Soo......uhhhh.... you can't rebut any of my points, can you?

[Brother John]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Brilliant proof of why Rachael is wrong. Leprosy is mentioned 37 times in the Bible, but there is not a single mention of AIDS or anyone trying to destroy marriage and demanding special rights, thus proving beyond all doubt that there were no queers in Jesus' day!

The HIV virus only came into existence in the 20th century, in humans at least.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Apollyon

The HIV virus only came into existence in the 20th century, in humans at least.

Wrong friend; God only created AIDs to smite sinners in the 1980's. At the bidding of Satan witches now spread it around with their tainted blood. They bite themselves and spit it at people.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Wrong friend; God only created AIDs to smite sinners in the 1980's. At the bidding of Satan witches now spread it around with their tainted blood. They bite themselves and spit it at people.

You do realize that you've just contradicted your own previous argument, right BJ?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

You do realize that you've just contradicted your own previous argument, right BJ?

Rachael,

You should know by know there are no contradictions in scripual thinking. Just a human lack of imagination.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Rachael,

You should know by know there are no contradictions in scripual thinking. Just a human lack of imagination.

Mmm hmm.
Now, what will you have for dinner, dearest Bobby Joe? How about spaghetti bolognaise with mushrooms? I bet I know just the kind of mushrooms you like.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Mmm hmm.
Now, what will you have for dinner, dearest Bobby Joe? How about spaghetti bolognaise with mushrooms? I bet I know just the kind of mushrooms you like.

Ha Ha That practical joke Lilith played on me when she was in Rehab got really old, really quick.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I don't get it. You're always telling me I should act more docile and want to happily cook for the menfolk...then when I offer to, you get all suspicious about it. Honestly.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I don't get it. You're always telling me I should act more docile and want to happily cook for the menfolk...then when I offer to, you get all suspicious about it. Honestly.

Because we know you can't boil water without burning it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Because we know you can't boil water without burning it.

Oh I so can!!!!

Anyway, burning the water and burning the stove don't mean the same thing.

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Oh I so can!!!!

Anyway, burning the water and burning the stove don't mean the same thing.

What has this discussion of your failures in the kitchen to do with your revolting assertion that our Lord and Savior was some sort of corksoaking abomination like Father Mo?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

I have no idea. I told dear BJ that he'd contradicted his own argument and that somehow led to cooking.

But it does seem to clarify one thing. Seems I won the debate here.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

I have no idea. I told dear BJ that he'd contradicted his own argument and that somehow led to cooking.

But it does seem to clarify one thing. Seems I won the debate here.

You're the one who restored to threats of physical violence by offering me your cooking Rachael.

As I said before; there is no contradiction with scripture, there are just failings of imagination.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

But it does seem to clarify one thing. Seems I won the debate here.

That is ridiculous. You might as well claim that the Demonrats are winning the debate over Iraq!

[Brother John]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Wrong friend; God only created AIDs to smite sinners in the 1980's. At the bidding of Satan witches now spread it around with their tainted blood. They bite themselves and spit it at people.

Well yes, but since it only appeared a fex decades ago, that doesn't necessarily mean there wasn't any sodomy before. Maybe God just had other punishments back then, when chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. (not syfilis, that came from South-America) were suitable punishments?

[OnYourKnees]

Originally Posted by Apollyon

Well yes, but since it only appeared a fex decades ago, that doesn't necessarily mean there wasn't any sodomy before. Maybe God just had other punishments back then, when chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. (not syfilis, that came from South-America) were suitable punishments?

An interesting point, Apollyon.

In the days before antibiotics, chlamydia and the like were horrible afflictions, which stayed with a fornicator all his days. Now, a Homer can go get a shot or a few pills, and it goes away in hours!

It's possible God felt a need to re-open the Book of Creation to release another virus to kill off Homers and other fornicators.

However, I have another theory about it; see my new thread in False Religions and Cults here.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Ok, to dear Bobby Joe and Temperance.
I made my points.
You made your rebuttal points.
Your rebuttal points did not rebut my points.
Therefore, sorry to say, but that kinda doea mean I won the debate, and that you are in fervent denial.
*Smiles*
A nice start to the morning.

Well yes, but since it only appeared a fex decades ago, that doesn't necessarily mean there wasn't any sodomy before. Maybe God just had other punishments back then, when chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. (not syfilis, that came from South-America) were suitable punishments?

Apollyon, even these bible bashers have to admit man-on-man sex is a very old thing. How do you think the word sodomy came to be?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

You made your rebuttal points.
Your rebuttal points did not rebut my points.
Therefore, sorry to say, but that kinda doea mean I won the debate, and that you are in fervent denial.

How ironic.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

How ironic.

Yes, rather. Isn't Rachael threating to feed someone her cooking like calling somone a Nazi? It means you've run out of arguements and lost the debate.