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Default Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers - 07-20-2007, 01:28 AM
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Why thank you Joo, I stand corrected.
Let me be a lesson to why all women need to be married to a strong, Christian man.
Trust me, it's the best think you can ever do! I don't know what sort of addle-brained nonsense I'd be up to right now if it weren't for my husband, Mr. Whitford. Why, it's entirely possible I'd be reading "The Secret" and watching Oprah while eating bonbons! I shudder to even think of it...

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Default Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers - 08-01-2007, 08:12 PM
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There are women and children reading this forum! Do we need to be subjected to sodomite pornography when we could be reading uplifting stories of King David instead?
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Default Re: God Sends New Disease To Homers - 08-01-2007, 08:17 PM
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You choose to stuff your pimply tallywacker into another male heathen's feces lined rectum and make squishy noises... ewwwww!!!
Yuck, you've done your research. Besides why would anyone want anything going into their rectum? Isn't it a one-way traffic zone?

Plenty of heterosexuals do this too, but it is beyond me why they do since they can do 'it' properly.


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