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Default A very powerful, important video - 07-25-2007, 01:13 AM
THIS video just broke my heart. It's about a man who was happily married to his beautiful wife and then... well, I won't spoil it any further. Just watch it.

And now imagine if this became the norm all across America. Millions of families would be torn apart! Buildings would crumbles and planes would fall from the sky! Because we are in the End Times, it may be only a matter of months before all of this happens. Be strong, Brothers and Sisters.

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Default Re: A very powerful, important video - 07-25-2007, 01:54 AM
Oh, no! It's the end of the world! The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!

Feh, so gays can get married--it's not going to cause a cosmic anomaly and destroy modern civilization as we know it.


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Default Re: A very powerful, important video - 07-25-2007, 02:22 AM
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Feh, so gays can get married--it's not going to cause a cosmic anomaly and destroy modern civilization as we know it.
Does you have any proof fo' that? I doesn't know much about cosmic animalies, but I bets it could happen and WILL happen if we keep lettin' these homers persecute us. 'cept I woudln't be callin' it "cosmic animalies," I be callin' it what it be: God's Wrath. Has you evah hearda Sodom and Gomorrah?

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THIS video just broke my heart. It's about a man who was happily married to his beautiful wife and then... well, I won't spoil it any further. Just watch it.
Dear Lord Sister Virginia! Please warn me next time. I am concerned that Elmer and I may break up because I watched that video! I have pledged to recite Leviticus 20:13 400 times before going to bed this evening. Also, I believe this young man needs desperately to be stoned ( I had the misfortune of viewing his video when my mouse got out of control) A VERY DISTRUBED GLENDORA

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Default Re: A very powerful, important video - 07-25-2007, 03:53 AM
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THIS video just broke my heart. It's about a man who was happily married to his beautiful wife and then... well, I won't spoil it any further. Just watch it.

And now imagine if this became the norm all across America. Millions of families would be torn apart! Buildings would crumbles and planes would fall from the sky! Because we are in the End Times, it may be only a matter of months before all of this happens. Be strong, Brothers and Sisters.
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Oh, no! It's the end of the world! The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!

Feh, so gays can get married--it's not going to cause a cosmic anomaly and destroy modern civilization as we know it.
I wish you people would make up your minds. A full frontal assault on the sacred tradition of the family won't destroy modern civilization as we know it, but my driving my Hummer a half block to take my grandson to visit one of his friends will? Please.

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