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Exclamation A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a lie. - 08-25-2010, 04:03 AM

I shall make this short and sweet.

but before I start, I want to challange this forum, don't ban me and let's see some REAL proof that your religion is real.

You took the 'Torah' which was the original book, edited it, wrote some new stories & lies (of course, how can you go without lies with this messed up religion)
And changed the authors.

Your as bad as muslims, your messed up

Jesus was just a guy, he was f***ing JEWISH, alright? Your so called 'savior' is JEWISH, he did not want a new religion, he did not want to betray his religion, if he did, he wasn't such an honest guy, now was he?

Let's see you PROOF otherwise, there has been multiple proofs that the first book and the only original book was the Torah.
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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-25-2010, 04:19 AM

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I shall make this short and sweet.

but before I start, I want to challange this forum, don't ban me and let's see some REAL proof that your religion is real.

You took the 'Torah' which was the original book, edited it, wrote some new stories & lies (of course, how can you go without lies with this messed up religion)
And changed the authors.
Considering the New Testament is a completely different teaching than the old, I would say your argument is irrelevant.


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Let's see you PROOF otherwise, there has been multiple proofs that the first book and the only original book was the Torah.
The Torah refers to the first five books of the Old Testament. It is already in our Bible. God came to earth to give us a new way of doing things.


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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-26-2010, 11:22 AM



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-26-2010, 11:29 AM

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I shall make this short and sweet.

but before I start, I want to challange this forum, don't ban me and let's see some REAL proof that your religion is real.

You took the 'Torah' which was the original book, edited it, wrote some new stories & lies (of course, how can you go without lies with this messed up religion)
And changed the authors.

Your as bad as muslims, your messed up

Jesus was just a guy, he was f***ing JEWISH, alright? Your so called 'savior' is JEWISH, he did not want a new religion, he did not want to betray his religion, if he did, he wasn't such an honest guy, now was he?

Let's see you PROOF otherwise, there has been multiple proofs that the first book and the only original book was the Torah.
Blasphemer,
You need to get on your knees and REPENT before the Most High God, lest ye be fast-tracked to HELL.


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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-26-2010, 02:46 PM

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Jesus was just a guy,
No - he was (and still is) the son of God.

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he was f***ing JEWISH, alright?
No, he was not.

Read this thread;
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=10278


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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-26-2010, 03:09 PM

You just got to love the lack of basic knowledge about Christianity these Atheists have. Well at lest the Original Poster didn't mistake us for Catholics.



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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-31-2010, 02:04 AM

A book once told the jesus didn't upraise from the dead. It was his twin brother taking over, and faking to be him. How can you tell this is not true? Well, lets take your own arguments: "The book says its true, so it has to be true!"
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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-31-2010, 06:18 AM

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A book once told the jesus didn't upraise from the dead. It was his twin brother taking over, and faking to be him. How can you tell this is not true? Well, lets take your own arguments: "The book says its true, so it has to be true!"
You don't even have a title of this supposed book.


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Default Re: A false religion. Your religion is not real, your living a li - 08-31-2010, 03:21 PM

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A book once told the jesus didn't upraise from the dead. It was his twin brother taking over, and faking to be him. How can you tell this is not true? Well, lets take your own arguments: "The book says its true, so it has to be true!"
You can't have it both ways.

Citation please or it didn't happen.



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