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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 02:44 AM
You are possessed by Satan Columba. You are scum!

Prepare to burn in hell for all eternity. You are nothing more than a jewish, faggot taliban.

You will answer to Christ one day. May the Good Lord have mercy on your pitiful little homosexual soul.

Praise Jesus
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 02:52 AM
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You found Odin in the Koran, did you?


Awww....... Someone watched the 13th Warrior, isn't that cute.
Seems like you did too

No I was raise a pagan from Birth.. But if I had to chose i'd chose the Quran over the bible ... That's just the way it is

May Thor show mercy on you all
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 02:58 AM
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You are possessed by Satan Columba. You are scum!

Prepare to burn in hell for all eternity. You are nothing more than a jewish, faggot taliban.

You will answer to Christ one day. May the Good Lord have mercy on your pitiful little homosexual soul.

Praise Jesus
It is indeed a positive sign to see such enthusiasm from a young follower of God. The majority of youth these days are nothing but hellbound trash, void of purpose and overflowing with sin. I commend your conviction young man and know God shall guide you on your journey.

In Jesus
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 03:13 AM
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It is indeed a positive sign to see such enthusiasm from a young follower of God. The majority of youth these days are nothing but hellbound trash, void of purpose and overflowing with sin. I commend your conviction young man and know God shall guide you on your journey.

In Jesus
Thank you for your kind words Mr. Howard.

It means a lot coming from a wise man like yourself. I can tell you are a true man of the Lord. God Bless you, and may Jesus Christ insert himself deeply into you and guide you always. For God is Love.

Praise Jesus
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 03:38 AM
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It is indeed a positive sign to see such enthusiasm from a young follower of God. The majority of youth these days are nothing but hellbound trash, void of purpose and overflowing with sin. I commend your conviction young man and know God shall guide you on your journey.

In Jesus
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Thank you for your kind words Mr. Howard.

It means a lot coming from a wise man like yourself. I can tell you are a true man of the Lord. God Bless you, and may Jesus Christ insert himself deeply into you and guide you always. For God is Love.

Praise Jesus
You two ladies aquainted with each other? Sure seems like it.

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 03:45 AM
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You two ladies aquainted with each other? Sure seems like it.

I'm not following Pastor. Is it normal behaviour to treat all new members in such form?

To the best of my knowledge, I don't know anyone on this site. Could you elaborate?

And I certainly don't appreciate being called a lady by a kid half my age. Show some damn respect.
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 03:45 AM
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You two ladies aquainted with each other? Sure seems like it.
I find that comment to be very rude Pastor.

And for the record, no I do not know Mr. Howard.
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 04:00 AM
Why does it say I am a sinner who has rejected Christ?

This is saddening. I'm almost ill seeing myself labeled as such. Jesus Christ is my Savior and always comes first in my life. I follow his word, and his word only. I am here to learn, and to meet fellow good-hearted Christians who can help me learn the teachings of the Lord. I am here because the God brought me here.

I have done nothing wrong and I'm being shunned as though I'm some tattoo wearing hippie. If I did anything against the rules I am deeply sorry and I apologize.

I am a man of Christ and all I want is to share his word with all of you. I will pray that you will see that I am not a sinner and that I am here with only the best intentions. God is good and he will guide me down the right path. God is great.

Praise Jesus
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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 06:35 PM
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Show some damn respect.
Cool your jets, Harriet.

Pastor Ezekiel is a True Christian™, and if you are unfamiliar with the gravity of that designation, I suggest you read some of the many linked threads and rules that will inform you, lest you be cast into the virtual lake of fire.



As for Pastor Ezekiel's age, being right with the Lord is like being fully-immersed in Vitamin E, cocoa butter and collagen, all day long!



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Default Re: Greetings brethren - 02-17-2011, 06:46 PM
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Why does it say I am a sinner who has rejected Christ? etc. etc. blah blah blah tears tears etc. etc.
Be patient and obedient. In the meantime, I can only provide you with Scripture-based sustenance:

"And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not." (Galatians 6:9)

"But let patience have her perfect work, that ye may be perfect and entire, wanting nothing." (James 1:4)

"He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city." (Proverbs 16:32).

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