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Default Re: Seriously? - 10-10-2010, 08:47 PM

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If you are bi you cannot be a True Christian.
But I am
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Default Re: Seriously? - 10-10-2010, 08:52 PM

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But I am
As Sister Handmaiden pointed out, if you are going to hell, you are not a Christian.

You are aware of what the Bible says about being a sodomite, yes?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Seriously? - 10-10-2010, 08:53 PM

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If you don't follow every word of the Holy Bible (KJV 1611), then you are not a True Christian™. People who just call themselves "Christian" to impress other people will writhe in agony for all eternity in the lake of fire just the same as atheists, witches, warlocks, buddhists, and muslims.

You follow a false Christ that exists only in your sorely deluded imagination.

Matthew 24:24
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


If you do not change your evil ways, ignoring the instructions God left for us in the Bible, then when you die, your false hippy Christ will reveal his true demon form to you. He will laugh at you for being so foolish in the life God gave to you as to be led astray by false deceivers and their false doctrines. He will grab you by the ankle, spin you around, and hurtle you into a black abyss, where you will endure infinite torments.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



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Default Re: Seriously? - 10-10-2010, 08:54 PM

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Am I spamming now? Or am I trying to start an honest debate? Your call. I don't even know why I'm bothering, you're all massive twats anyway. I'm bi and I'm proud,

This is not a debate site, missy.

The fact that you are proud of your confusion is disturbing.

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Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Default Re: Seriously? - 10-10-2010, 08:55 PM

is heaven really worth it then?
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Default Re: Seriously? - 10-10-2010, 09:14 PM

So, Comrade Brody, it seems to me that you are comfortable accepting God's Word when it comes to the treatment of women who have been raped, as well as God's total destruction of those who would rape men.

I make this assumption based on the fact that you make noises saying "I'm a Christian" and the fact that you have not chaffed in the least to some of the
Biblical references included earlier, such as Deutronomy 22 and the like.

It is a good sign that you do not bridle at God's declaration of what is right and wrong in these instances. Or, it is very odd. Because without listing every single verse, I am fairly certain that the Bible has more to say on the subject of homosexual activity than it does on rape. The sheer content of verses dealing with the former subject rather than the latter would suggest what God really cares about.

The Bible has so much wisdom to offer on so many subjects that it is easy to become overwhelmed. God, however, makes it relatively easy on us to remember the really important stuff by repeating it on more than one occasion in some rather strongly worded language.

Many of those verses have been listed for your benefit in earlier posts. You have not directly addressed a single one. You just blurt out things like, "I'm bi and proud" and, "I'm a Christian."

You are so single minded on the bi thing that you don't have a clue on what it means to be a Christian.

No one here with any honest knowledge of the Bible can resolve the disconnect between your two statements for you.

No one here is going to encourage you to continue in your bi activities while remaining so monumentally ignorant of the Bible.

Read the Bible and see what it has to say on the subject. Then look God in the eye and boast of your binary tendencies.

It cannot be done by anyone with any claim to intelligence, Bible literacy, rational ability or a fully functioning brain. If you sleep worship, it's a long shot.

Sooner or later, you have to wake up.

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Default Re: Seriously? - 10-10-2010, 09:30 PM

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Is your ommy proud of you, that you harass non-christians, as well as gays, jews, blacks and even other christians because they don't share your beliefs?
Let's see, I'm on a Christian church forum, with people who share my beliefs; YOU are joining, unwelcome and uninvited, to insult us for not believing what you believe.

Who's harassing, now?

I'm not going into gay bars and harassing people there.
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Am I spamming now? Or am I trying to start an honest debate? Your call. I don't even know why I'm bothering, you're all massive twats anyway. I'm bi and I'm proud,
So you can't even decide if you're gay or not. God hates the lukewarm; He will not swallow YOU!

Revelation 3:16
So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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