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HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-14-2014, 10:15 PM
HELLo christians
Greetings from the Galatic Empire of Aliens. I am here to reveal to you the truth about your religion.
Jesus was an ancient alien and a communist. He started rallying up the E.T. peasants for a revolution so he had to be exiled to The Milky Way. Put to a space gulag, he was forced to work and make some new souls to build up the GEA. For the last century he hasn't sent us the souls we require to run our soul powerd energy stations. For this he must be punished!
Give out Jesus and we will not destroy your planet. Do not protect him and do not forget he is a dangerous communist fugitive.
Best wishes Ming The Cosmic Monarh
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Location: Godly Usa
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Re: HELLo and the truth about christianity -
02-14-2014, 10:42 PM
Going on the internet to pretend to be a alien in an attempt to troll God's favorite forum? You must be a truly pathetic person.
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Location: 1380 Apostle's Park Ct, Freehold
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Re: HELLo and the truth about christianity -
02-15-2014, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by MingTheCosmicMonarh
HELLo christians
Greetings from the Galatic Empire of Aliens. I am here to reveal to you the truth about your religion. But first I want to have sex with my uncle.
Best wishes Ming The Cosmic Monarh
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Dearest Your Highness Ming:
I have never met a real monarch before. Oh wait - yes I have! He is my father, the Most High God, the KING OF KINGS, and I am forever bound to Him in eternity, to bask in His love, His blessings, and His Glorious Presence.
Why not spend some time with us, learning of Him and seeking the truth of His Word, the Holy Bible KJV 1611?
The Holy Ghost will wean you from having sex with your uncle and instead of burning in the fiery pit, you'll get to sing to Jesus for the next million times million times million times infinity years. GLORY!
In love and concern,
Naomi Ruth Lamb
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: HELLo and the truth about christianity -
02-15-2014, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by MingTheCosmicMonarh
HELLo christians
Blah.... blah.... blah....
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Does he/she/it know that he/she/it has misspelled its name?
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 09:07 AM
I think you might have a friend here. Maybe you'll start a UFO Cult together?
(I've always thought AmeriChrist(™) should diversify it's investment portfolio, and the market for UFO Cults never seems to die (apart from the occasional mass suicide, of course).
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Unsaved trash, avowed demon
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Location: In my mommy's closet.
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 10:05 AM
You guys are just jealous cause you don´t have a spaceship.
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True Christian™
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by MingTheCosmicButtMunch
You guys are just jealous cause you don´t have a spaceship.
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You have come to the wrong place. Might I suggest that you go hang out with the LDS mormons, ride some bicycles, and have a chat with them about the planet Kolob.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by MingTheCosmicButtMunch
You guys are just jealous cause you don´t have a spaceship.
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Let me guess, your flying saucer looks like this:
Because your oh-so-exotic, far-out and spacey name is….Already in use, to describe fake knock-off knickknacks selling for as low as $1.04 on Ebay (Free Shipping!).
And your whole BEYOND THE BEYOND is actually the place that stocks Wal-Mart:
The Ming Dynasty, also Empire of the Great Ming, was the ruling dynasty of China for 276 years (1368–1644)
Ming era clothing:
Wearing a dress and putting your hair in a bun….Looks kind of space-gay. Let me guess, you're into space-interior decorating and space-listening to space-Cher and saying "space-FABULOUS!!".
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True Christian™ Beauty Queen
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 05:43 PM
Why would anybody waste their time going online and pretending to be something they're not? I'll tell you why. The drugs.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Unsaved trash, avowed demon
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 07:56 PM
From where do you think the Ming Dynasty got their style? Ancient ailens man.
But as of now i`m not located in China, my secret space station is in Estonian, it is nice and christian free here.
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True Christian™
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 09:25 PM
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1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
Locations in 50 States and Canada
!Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Re: HELLo, I'm pretending to be an alien from outer space -
02-15-2014, 10:05 PM
Great, another retard.
If I were not a True Christian™, I do not think I could put up with these morons.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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