[WWJDnow]

With the Democrat party back in the White House after the stolen election, we're hearing more about how we need to ruin our economy and our Western lifestyle to stop global warming. Well, folks, I'm here to tell you that global warming is a hoax perpetrated by a massive cabal of so-called climate scientists.

What's my evidence? Well, these are the same scientist that tell us evolution is true, that smoking causes cancer, and that the COVID vaccines save lives. We know that evolution is not true both because the Bible says it is not true and because no evolutionary biologist has ever produced a fossil that is half crocodile and half duck. We know that smoking doesn't cause cancer because my grandfather smoked all his life and he died at 66 without ever having cancer--he died from emphysema, instead. And we know that COVID vaccines don't work because most people in the US have been vaccinated but we still have COVID. So how can we trust these lying scientists when they are so wrong about these other matters?

These "scientists" claim that carbon dioxide absorbs infrared radiation in the atmosphere and re-radiates it back to the Earth. Carbon dioxide doesn't even exist. Have you ever seen carbon dioxide? No! Is carbon dioxide mentioned in the Holy Bible? No! Yet these so-called scientists are telling us that something we have never seen has a profound influence on our lives. We Evangelicals aren't so gullible that we'd believe something without being able to verify it with our own eyes!

This is one of the main reasons we need Donald Trump back in the White House. When he was President, President Trump never let the scientists dictate scientific policy.

[Johny Joe Hold]

How did scientists ever become so popular anyway? The last scientist we needed was the one who noticed the sun came up in the east every morning. The rest of their garbage you nicely eliminated.

The Bible has scripture devoted to health and matters of science. If we just stick with that everything will work out.

[Phil Ander]

Science is like a flibbity jibberty woman. It keeps changing it's mind. One year it's "gravity waves", the next year its "stretches in the time-space continuum". Such nonsense. One great and reassuring thing about the Bible is that it says the same thing now as it always did. Science is flakey, the Bible is constant and True. I trust the Bible, not some so called scientists, most of whom fake results to get more money to create more fake results.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I've only needed a scientist once - to repair my satellite TV hookup. He did a very good job but I don't see why we need so many of them now there's cable. No surprise to Jesus that idle hands are getting up to mischief (Proverbs 16:27): arguing, setting priorities (as if!), always calling for things. When I was a youngster, we sent these troubled kids into the military.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

When I was a youngster, we sent these troubled kids into the military.

Except for eight years of sanity under Ronald Reagan, the US has really fallen apart ever since they wrongly forced Nixon out of office. The next Trump administration should set up re-education camps for scientists and other "intellectuals," retraining them to respect Christian religious authority and to prepare for careers in the military. Then they can make themselves useful by killing Muslims over there so we don't have to kill them here. Or Chinese, who're basically Muslims with egg rolls and fortune cookies.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

The next Trump administration should set up re-education camps for scientists and other "intellectuals," retraining them to respect Christian religious authority and to prepare for careers in the military.

Far be it from me to praise an oriental, but Pol Pot had the right idea here.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Far be it from me to praise an oriental, but Pol Pot had the right idea here.

Wait, I thought gook eyes were slanted?!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

The globull warming hoax deniers don't use any "science", they use "models" (mostly women) who can't even forecast the weather three days in advance.