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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I have observed the Filipinos but can't say I've studied like a professor would. Those that live in Zeke's mansion are handsome, well muscled and seem to oil their skin. I don't understand them. If you learn more about them please pass it along.
There is one thing I don't like about losing one of them. Every time one disappears Zeke seems to think he must return to the Philippines to get another. He is often gone for a while.
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Indeed Mayor they are. I'm not pointing any fingers but I absolutely refuse any lesser-sex visitors to my offices and quarters. There is a remote possibility that one of the houseboys had an incident that involved a crucifix, lack of suitable ointments and over-eager caressing of the aforementioned accessory. I had nothing to do with it and the boy who possibly failed to use sanitary napkins will possibly be punished severely if this incident actually took place which it didn't. Now move on, there's nuthin' to see here and don't forget to tithe.
(I do have to get a private jet to the P-nes as there is a possibility that this one boy possibly trespassed. The visit by the Des Moines Sheriff by the way was unnecessary and I urge everyone not to divulge)
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)