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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-10-2015, 08:31 AM
Each time I see this thread I can't help thinking that some menstrual bint is going to post an image of Jesus in her bloody panties.
Things are going to get worse before they get better.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-10-2015, 03:09 PM
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Each time I see this thread I can't help thinking that some menstrual bint is going to post an image of Jesus in her bloody panties.
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Jesus is everywhere, and He Blesses us with His Holy Presence, even in the most unexpected places (Proverbs 15:3).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-10-2015, 09:06 PM
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How do they know what he looked like in the first place?
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The same way we know everything else that we know about Jesus that isn't written in the Gospels--by the guidance of the Holy Spirit. As Jesus said,
Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth. John 16:13
See also I Corinthians 2:10: But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
This explains why no True Christian™ is ever wrong when speaking about matters of faith.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-12-2015, 03:26 PM
HE is everywhere.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-14-2015, 10:02 AM
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The same way we know everything else that we know about Jesus that isn't written in the Gospels--by the guidance of the Holy Spirit. As Jesus said,
Howbeit when he, the Spirit of truth, is come, he will guide you into all truth. John 16:13
See also I Corinthians 2:10: But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
This explains why no True Christian™ is ever wrong when speaking about matters of faith.
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But they don't all look the same.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-14-2015, 11:03 AM
What's this catlick stuff got to do with this thread?
I see some African American version of the catlick Mary.
And I see a forged piece of fabric.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-17-2015, 11:51 AM
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What's this catlick stuff got to do with this thread?
I see some African American version of the catlick Mary.
And I see a forged piece of fabric.
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It's all forged, Jim. Who else sees this stuff? And that's not all they see.
http://www.livescience.com/29290-fatima-miracle.html
The shroud's just like toast from this point of view. And the sun: it does not move. The earth moves. They see what they want to see.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-17-2015, 12:35 PM
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Catlicks will always see forgeries and think they're true, especially of that whore, Mary. But this thread's not about catlick forgeries, it's about Jesus revealing Himself to us through everyday objects.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-17-2015, 01:39 PM
JESUS was in Finnish Top Model's hair.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-18-2015, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam Fag
How do they know what he looked like in the first place?
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What's wrong with you, boy? Do you think Jesus would go around putting faces of someone else on all those things?
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-18-2015, 01:03 AM
No. Why should I think?
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It's not surprising that human-shaped forms might be interpreted as religious figures, especially around the religious holidays. People see these images for the same reason that they see faces in clouds, Rorschach blots and coffee stains. This phenomenon, called pareidolia, is well known in psychology, and it is the cause of many supposedly mysterious and miraculous events (including the famous "Jesus in the Tortilla"). Whether the sightings are the result of a miracle or a mundane psychological process, they are welcomed by the faithful.
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Do you have faith?
That's a quote from my last post. God does not want "thought" it seems but if I see a pop star in my oats how do I choose the Fake from the Real? If I can see it, what's wrong with that?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-18-2015, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Adam Fag
No. Why should I think?
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I have no idea, you haven't thought much about anything you have said so far.
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...This phenomenon, called pareidolia, is well known in psychology,
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Just because it has some fancy Latin name, doesn't mean that Jesus didn't put that idea in our mind. If I were Jesus, I would see it as a bonus if people saw me and decided to become True Christians: I think we can say that 'pareidolia' is a gift from God. Well, that's a damn fool question! All Members of the Landover congregation are here because of their deep understanding of Jesus and would be lost without Him - what would we have to say? Do? He is central to Landover and us.
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That's a quote from my last post. God does not want "thought" it seems
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Well, look at it like this: you can spend hours and hours making a complicated meal, or you can go to Wal Mart and buy a meal ready made.
God is similar to Wal Mart: He does the hard work for you and you still end up with a meal - What's not to like?
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but if I see a pop star in my oats how do I choose the Fake from the Real?
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I'm lost here, son. Throw me a bone... how often do you see these "pop-stars" in your Magic Charms?
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-18-2015, 08:43 PM
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I'm lost here, son. Throw me a bone... how often do you see these "pop-stars" in your Magic Charms?
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<<< SHROUD — POP STAR>>>
All the pix in this thread might as well be George. The shroud's a well known fake done so long after Christ's death that if I said it in fact showed our world (viewed from the past), that would be just as good. Why not?
I could go on.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-19-2015, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam Fag
<<<SHROUD — POP STAR>>>
All the pix in this thread might as well be George. The shroud's a well known fake done so long after Christ's death that if I said it in fact showed our world (viewed from the past), that would be just as good. Why not?-
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If, in fact, it were a genuine reflection of our world today, it would be a real prophecy, wouldn't it?
How would they know that there would be a man with long hair and a beard 500 years later?
As it is, the image on the shroud is alleged by the Catlicks to be one of Christ. Now, we know that the Catlicks were excellent forgers, so they were not going to put an image on it that looked nothing like Jesus, were they?
You do "go on"... and on... and on... (You're worse than Mrs Bathfire, and that's saying something!)
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-19-2015, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
excellent forgers, so they were not going to put an image on it that looked nothing like Jesus, were they?
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So if that's fake how do we know what he looked like at all or that what we spot is Christ and not Dave Grohl?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-27-2015, 11:12 PM
Jesus and an unknown woman on Google Earth above Switzerland:
Now, if the likes of the Fag don't believe it, they can check it out themselves by clicking here. See - not a forgery.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
05-04-2015, 04:39 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
05-04-2015, 04:44 PM
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Jesus and an unknown woman on Google Earth above Switzerland:
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That's so inspiring. It reminds me of this photo taken of God's hands reaching out to a True Christian™ calling upon Him in Kentucky.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
05-10-2015, 02:35 AM
Jesus comes to Texas!
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"I kinda leaned my head back in my recliner and I turned and as I turned my head I looked straight through my door there, my little windows, and I seen an image," said McGraw.
He did a double take and looked again.
"Wow, there's a face here. I was amazed," McGraw said. "What is this?"
"What do you see in the tree," we asked.
"I see the outline of the hair, the Roman nose, the eye, the other eye, the mouth, the beard. And the shroud -- a little bit of the shroud coming down," he said.
For so many, David says, the face is that of Jesus.
"To me, it's a phenomenon. It's nature at its best. Or it's Jesus Christ telling us, 'Here I am,'" he said. "Maybe he's telling me to get up off my butt and go to church. I don't know how else to say it."
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http://abc13.com/news/man-sees-jesus-in-tree/694629/
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
05-25-2015, 08:45 AM
Jesus has endorsed Pastor Ezekiels's bold Mission to Korea!
He appeared on a mountain and clouds in that country as early as in the 1950's to invite Landover Baptist Church to spread the Gospel in that remote country!
Job 38:22
Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail,
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