America-hating traitor David Hogg, who in a righteous society would get a free scholarship to Gitmo U,
says the MSM has erred by not using his Negro classmates as mouthpieces for its anti-freedom propaganda. Why do you think that is, Davey boy? Could it be they would rather feature "students" who actually show up to class? Perhaps "mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood" isn't exactly the clearest, most compelling argument for gun control?
It could indeed be that, but I actually have a different theory. Blacks, more than any other race, know the value and utility of a gun in hand. Their neighborhoods are war zones! They know all too well what it's like to have a yellow-eyed crackhead or a scorned babydaddy break down your door at 3 AM with the intention of blowing your sloped skull to smithereens. I mean, the evidence speaks for itself: according to Hogg, Parkland is 25% black, which means that of the 17 victims killed, at least four should have been chocolate-covered...
yet none were. That tells me that when the bullets started flying, either (a) the black kids were playing hooky, or (b) they knew exactly what to do in a sadly familiar situation. Most likely it was a mix of both.
The last thing any law-abiding black wants is to give up his guns, because without them, he'd be dead meat. To draw comparison with another African mammal, you're just as likely to find a rhino willing to speak against horn ownership as you are to find a Second Amendment-loathing black. It isn’t in their DNA! And for that I salute them. Thank you, blacks. You can have all the guns you want... just don’t even think about pointing them at us. We will always have more, and ours are bigger.