[MitzaLizalor]

I'm often confused so many of them are "Social Democrats" which presumably are types of pupae, emerging not as lovely butterflies but as commie bats. Frau Merkel was on your list and I gather she represented the Christian Party. This would be unusual in Europe where EMOs and Goths are well ensconced and where even mentioning Jesus gets you sneered at.

But now the Patriarchs have swung back into action (from nowhere to this in so short a time helps us to understand why demonic forces tried to eliminated them altogether when they had the opportunity – if they're still in living memory, which in this case goes back to 1917 so mainly 105-year-olds, they can resurge almost immediately) a response aligned with historical tradition becomes possible.

Do they still carry swords?

[Johny Joe Hold]

The press will go to any length to claim Putin has some weakness. Now there is a claim at meetings he holds onto his table to hide spastic hands, a sign of Parkinsons disease. That is along with the other ridiculous claim he hides his foot that is moving uncontrollably.

The man is solid, a bare-chested brawler. Gone ahead and underestimate him--you will be beaten.

Putin's Health Questioned After Video of Him Gripping Table Circulates (msn.com)

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

So the Ukrainians went to all of the work of sending a commando team into Russia to blow up a rail bridge, but then they left without doing a damage assessment. Look closely:




It turns out rails are strong enough to hold themselves up, and bridges are only built as make-work projects for unionized workers! Save this picture for whenever someone claims we have "crumbling infrastructure" in America. Let the bridges crumble, a Godly nation can keep them functional with the power of prayer.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

So the Ukrainians went to all of the work of sending a commando team into Russia to blow up a rail bridge, but then they left without doing a damage assessment. Look closely:

It turns out rails are strong enough to hold themselves up, and bridges are only built as make-work projects for unionized workers!

And I'm sure Russian train operators are perpetually drunk enough not to notice that the bridge isn't there anymore, and drive through there.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

I should also talk about Putin’s economic genius. Just think of all the jobs that are going to be created when it’s time to replace all the bombed-out hospitals, schools, orphanages, and Holocaust gravesites.

Putin is still mopping up the last dead-enders, but he's already thinking a generation ahead. The children of Novorossiya are going to be doing a lot of study, prayer and chores now that their amusement parks have been neutralized in these precision strikes.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Here is what hurts Putin. It is all those burned up tanks and vehicles in the streets of Ukraine. It leaves the impression Ukraine is doing well in the war.

What's wrong with those Ukrainians? Why aren't those unsightly vehicles moved to some out-of-sight trash place? Ukrainians can't seem to pick up after themselves. If Ukraine would get those vehicles out of sight the mood of Russian soldiers would improve.

I'm writing Biden a letter urging him to withhold more military aid until the Ukrainians clean up their country.

Ukraine war: Bucha street littered with burned-out tanks and corpses - MyJoyOnline.com

[MitzaLizalor]

And we talk about asset stripping!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Why aren't those unsightly vehicles moved to some out-of-sight trash place? Ukrainians can't seem to pick up after themselves.

Brother, I think you've found the "secret weapon" that will make the Democrats stop supporting the War Of Ukrainian Aggression.

There's nothing Democrats hate more than poor white people who leave rusting vehicles on their lawn.

If they had to choose between having a cuddle party in an Ebola ward with Harvey Weinstein in a Klan outfit, or being seen on a street with a po southern boy's rusting car, they'll choose the Ebola ward.

Here's a collection of 3000+ messes like the above photo.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond

Brother, I think you've found the "secret weapon" that will make the Democrats stop supporting the War Of Ukrainian Aggression.

Putin is like the pool shark that plays poorly against an opponent until the opponent raises the wager. Then, the pool shark takes all his money.

I don't know how Putin comes up with these genius pool-shark ideas, but here is what he is doing right now. Once in a while Russian plane crashes. Russians knew this would happen. So the Russians made crudely written notes with GPS headings and taped them to the control panels in their airplanes. When these were found in wrecked airplanes, the Ukrainians fell for the ruse. They concluded the installed GPS navigational equipment was not working. They are in for a BIG surprise.

Russian Fighter Jets Found With GPS Taped to Dashboards: UK (businessinsider.com)

[WWJDnow]

Putin is just like President Trump, except not as good looking or in as great physical shape. Both are so far ahead of the game that people who don't understand their genius think they're stupid.

Just consider President Trump's craftiness dealing with COVID. He spent billions of dollars creating a vaccine that doesn't work and that nobody should take just so everyone would be calm, and he paid for it many times over by ridding the USA of more than 1 million elderly people who were nothing more than useless mouths to feed.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by WWJDnow

Just consider President Trump's craftiness dealing with COVID. He spent billions of dollars creating a vaccine that doesn't work and that nobody should take just so everyone would be calm, and he paid for it many times over by ridding the USA of more than 1 million elderly people who were nothing more than useless mouths to feed.

I have heard the point made that Covid was created to get rid of the so-called "Boomers" who were not dying fast enough.

I tend to discount this sort of conspiracy nonsense, since young people today aren't disciplined enough to spend long hours in a lab peering into a microscope (Gameboys are another matter.) and they aren't clear-headed enough to prepare for the future and implement any real, reasoned strategies.


The Rapture will most certainly happen before the last Boomer passes from the Earth.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Poor Vladimir is having a run of bad luck. It's usually balconies that his clumsy advisors cannot seem to negotiate safely. This time it's the Emergency Situations and Elimination of Consequences of Natural Disasters Minister.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has named a former bodyguard to be the Kremlin’s emergency situations minister, after the last man to hold the post reportedly died falling down a waterfall.

This should reassure the front-line troops of the strong and stable leadership in charge of things.

[Roland]

[...]died falling down a waterfall.

You can not say Putin is not creative.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Roland

You can not say Putin is not creative.

You are playing with fire (or waterfalls) when using double negatives to praise (un-criticize) Vlad.

[WWJDnow]

I'll admit that, after President Trump failed to defend democracy by using the military to seize power, I had my doubts about him. But seeing how successful Russia has been in its bid to denazify Ukraine, I now know that Donald Trump truly is a stable genius to have been on such intimate terms with his great friend Vladimir Putin. I'm 200% behind the Donald now.

[Adam Fag]

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

This Zelensky guy, does he ever change his shirt? Why is his wife sending him out like that every day? She brings shame on him. No wonder Putin is "cleaning up" in Ukraine (excuse my pun).

Edit: I notice he is grifting these shirts for $18.99 $17.66 on eBay out of this crisis. What a despicable human, where is Putin's cut??

[Sally Paulson]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

Edit: I notice he is grifting these shirts for $18.99 $17.66 on eBay out of this crisis. What a despicable human, where is Putin's cut??

As far as war profiteering goes, there has to be more going on. Assuming he only wears one shirt per day that's only bringing in $132.93 per week.

How much does he sell his underwear for? I'm asking for a friend.

[handmaiden]

Despite the many drawbacks of being a mere female in God's Glorious Creation, I have just now realized a singular advantage.

Being a weaker vessel, I will never be called upon to take up military responsibilities and thus I am spared the distress of wearing olive drab clothing.

Why is such a color the standard issue for soldiers? Shouldn't they wear red so that blood stains won't appear as noticeable? Or why not reflective silver so that light bounces off them and into their enemies' eyes thus interfering with their aim?

I've read somewhere that zebra stripes confuse predators so that they cannot tell where one animal begins and the other one ends. Is that a style possibility that could work for soldiers? Or how about fuzzy sweaters in a more flattering shade of green that could project the illusion of grassy knolls? Almost anything would have to be better than olive drab.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by Sally Paulson

How much does he sell his underwear for? I'm asking for a friend.

Sister, based on years of experience being a man, the underwear availability will be far more limited. Possibly one per week, so... expect a higher per unit cost.

Originally Posted by handmaiden

I've read somewhere that zebra stripes confuse predators so that they cannot tell where one animal begins and the other one ends. Is that a style possibility that could work for soldiers? Or how about fuzzy sweaters in a more flattering shade of green that could project the illusion of grassy knolls? Almost anything would have to be better than olive drab.

I believe the Navy is more, shall we say, "fashion aware" than the other branches of the services. For example, how do you feel about this little number?