[Johny Joe Hold]

Just when you think there cannot be more sin than there already is we are faced with something worse. Today I learned there are private pilots with their own small airplanes who are secretly flying pregnant harlots from Godly states that prohibit abortions to sin-filled states where Satan provides them.

We at LBC need to prepare now because our Godly Iowa legislature and Governor may soon prohibit abortions. We will need a small army of volunteers take pictures of airplanes taking off and landing at Iowa's many tiny airports. Any airplane headed north or east toward the murder states of Minnesota or Illinois will be suspect.

I heard today on Liberal Public Radio there are retired women driving harlots to other states as well. I've even heard of widows whose deceased husbands opposed abortion but who now doing illegal out of state transportation of harlots. They even "joke" among themselves, I've heard, by saying, "Goodbye Earl." I know of no solution to this except for our Governor to confiscate the driver's licenses and automobiles of all widows over 60 years old.

The pilots flying passengers across US state lines for abortions | US news | The Guardian

[WWJDnow]

I applaud the call to arms, Mr. Mayor, but I fear that we will be overwhelmed by the sheet number of women who want to murder their unborn babies. I say we declare a no fly zone at the state border and shoot down all aerial traffic using the Iowa Air National Guard's F-16s.