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Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-05-2009, 04:03 PM
At long last!
Someone talking sense out there about the Hoax they call "Global Warming".
Genesis 8: 22
While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.
This Godly Man tells us all we need to know about this new false Religion.
If you want the Truth; Go look at a THERMOMETER.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-05-2009, 04:42 PM
Sister Tali, I actually bought and wore that T-shirt:
I'VE BEEN GORED!!!
But after getting so many of those looks from the un$avED well 
...and for some odd reason, Pastor didn't approve, either 
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Where did the gentleman in the video get his statistics to say that the global temperature for the past 12 years has been falling?
Looking at a thermometer to show whether the earth is heating or cooling only works if you keep records to show annual global temperatures, which is what the studies on global warming do. Showing a steady rise in temperature especially after the 1960s/70s.
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-08-2009, 11:07 PM
More bullocks to add to the daily spouting of bullocks this site conjures.
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-10-2009, 08:46 AM
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More bullocks to add to the daily spouting of bullocks this site conjures.
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A bullock is a young or castrated bull. If you are seeing bullocks "conjured" by this Godly site, perhaps I might recommend medication and prayer for your condition. Does your family have a history of mental illness/demonic possession?
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-10-2009, 08:59 AM
If the Earth warms then it is merely God's Will.
We are not here to question God nor to go against his Divine plans.
Those Sinners who do not allow Jesus into their lives will feel the heat soon enough when they meet Satan as he roasts them in the Barbecue of Hell.
Those of us that accept Jesus as our Lord and Savior will be right up there next to Jesus in an Air Conditioned Heaven.
Revelation 16:8-9
And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.
And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues:
and they repented not to give him glory.
GLORY indeed
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-10-2009, 03:58 PM
A Seasonal Christmess message.
Just in time for the Dope-enhagen talks.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Anybody who says that God is not in control of our climate is in league with Satan! So, that means people who deny that Global Warming is happening are closer to God. God bless ALL the Global Warming Deniers!
Praise them!
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-10-2009, 11:15 PM
Just a quick question. As God controls the earth's climate, and there is evidence (hypothetical, for the topic) to show it is getting warmer, could it be then that it is God's will to make the earth warmer?
And so then aren't those people who believe that it is getting warmer but it is God's will just as close to God others?
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-11-2009, 02:11 AM
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Just a quick question. As God controls the earth's climate, and there is evidence (hypothetical, for the topic) to show it is getting warmer, could it be then that it is God's will to make the earth warmer?
And so then aren't those people who believe that it is getting warmer but it is God's will just as close to God others?
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No!
They're tree-hugging, bisexual hippy scum that don't shower and have sex with whoever happens to be closeset to them whenever the "mood" strikes them!
Close to God?!? Pah! They're nestled up next to Satan's bosom!
Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!
God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!
Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-12-2009, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mordecai
Where did the gentleman in the video get his statistics to say that the global temperature for the past 12 years has been falling?
Looking at a thermometer to show whether the earth is heating or cooling only works if you keep records to show annual global temperatures, which is what the studies on global warming do. Showing a steady rise in temperature especially after the 1960s/70s.
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It's pretty clear from "Climategate" that these so-called scientists falsified the temperature record to undermine the Truth© in the Bible (KJV1611). According to Genesis God gave us dominion over the creatures of the earth, and that presumably means all the dead ones that ever lived and turned into coal, oil and "natural" gas several thousand years ago.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-12-2009, 10:18 PM
Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?"
I was late getting to The Mall this morning because I was so Terrified that one of them was going to lunge out and "hug" me 
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-19-2009, 04:01 AM
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It's pretty clear from "Climategate" that these so-called scientists falsified the temperature record to undermine the Truth...
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Hopi Prophecy Rock clearly supports Global Warming and Al Gore
White Feather of the ancient Bear Clan
they would then begin to build a black ribbon. And on this black ribbon there would move a bug. And when you begin to see this bug moving on the land, that was the sign for the First Shaking of the Earth.
The First Shaking of the Earth would be so violent that this bug would be shaken off the earth into the air and it would begin to move and fly in the air. And by the end of this shaking this bug will be in the air around the world. Behind it would be a trail of dirt and eventually the whole sky of the entire earth would become dirty from these trails of dirt, and this would cause many diseases that would get more and more complicated. So the bug moving on the land, of course it's easy to see now.
In 1908 the Model-T Ford was mass produced for the first time. So the elders knew the First Shaking of the Earth was about to come about - that's the First World War. In the First World War the airplane came into wide usage for the first time. That was that bug moving into the sky.
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I was late getting to The Mall this morning because I was so Terrified that one of them was going to lunge out and "hug" me
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SUV a Mormon accosted me start talking we had tea in a cafe I listened attentively he felt happy to talk and release his pain. In the end we Hugged
It's was the Knock of the spirit, Omen, a experience I was lucky to have
We have to accept your responsibility for Climate change and rape of the planet for 500 hundred years and pay carbon Tax till it hurts. All the money goes to third world countries to improve their standard of living
"Climategate" is a distraction, heal the world release the bad Karma
INLAKESH, “I am another yourself” Mayan Greeting
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-19-2009, 04:25 AM
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Hopi Prophecy Rock
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This is what I have to say about your Hopi prophecy rock:
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-19-2009, 05:08 PM
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This is what I have to say about your Hopi prophecy rock:

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Everything on the rock has come true
The whole sky of the entire earth would become black from these trails of dirt, because of men’s greed and this would cause many diseases and things would get more and more complicated. White Feather of the ancient Bear Clan
"And men are no better than anything else. If a
little plant is generous with us we must thank her, or perhaps she will not let us go." Don Juan
Green peace
Mother Earth Goddess
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-19-2009, 07:28 PM
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Hopi Prophecy Rock clearly supports Global Warming and Al Gore
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The true story of The Hopi Rock is known only to a few. My Grandfather was one of them. In 1889, an Englishman called Seth Cochran approached the Hopi with a “get rich quick scheme. The idea was simple; 4 Hopi got aboard a railroad engine whilst a 5th placed a rock along the tracks. The train was to crash, Cochran then helped the injuns claim compensation for the injuries.
Cochran spoke no Hopi, so he took a chief and a few other elders from the tribe to a secret place and explained by way of drawing on a rock.
As usual, the injuns became drunk and forgot what had been said, so Cochran carved the message in stone and took them there regularly until he was happy that the plan would go like clockwork.
Well, the accident did happen, Cochran sued the railroad and collected $150,000 and was never seen again.
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-20-2009, 03:10 AM
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The true story of The Hopi Rock is known only to a few. My Grandfather was one of them. In 1889, an Englishman called Seth Cochran approached the Hopi with a “get rich quick scheme....
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The Hopi have never made any money out of this. But we should give them some money for the benefit they have provided to all mankind this rock show us two possible futures
Timeline one, we live in the Heart and live a simple life living off the land planting with our hands humble & sober
Represented by the flat line
Timeline two we stay on the present path or greed and technology unsustainable existent a path the leads further and further away for life
Represented by the jagged line
Mother Earth Goddess
Leviticus 20:27
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-20-2009, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by watchmepissmyself
The Hopi have never made any money out of this. But we should give them some money for the benefit they have provided to all mankind this rock show us two possible futures
Timeline one, we live in the Heart and live a simple life living off the land planting with our hands humble & sober
Represented by the flat line
Timeline two we stay on the present path or greed and technology unsustainable existent a path the leads further and further away for life
Represented by the jagged line
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Do you live in a shack in the woods or some other kind of remote area? Do you occasionally wander into town to post this stuff from a library or a Starbucks hotspot? Do you happen to know Ted Kaczynski?
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-21-2009, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SUV
Sister Tali, I actually bought and wore that T-shirt:
I'VE BEEN GORED!!!
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 i wants one that say "i been snored" cuz i bored wiv all the yappity-yap-yap- yap abouts the big dumb climates, it not fair  , i not wants to be taxed for when i do them liddle dainty girl fartz  cuz my borther always do real big fartz an it stink so bad  i thinks he be more dangers to the environmint than anythang ever since time begans about 6000 years ago
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Re: Global Warming. Have you been "Gored?" Now Hear the Truth. -
12-22-2009, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by watchmepissmyself
The Hopi have never made any money out of this. But we should give them some money for the benefit they have provided to all mankind this rock show us two possible futures
Timeline one, we live in the Heart and live a simple life living off the land planting with our hands humble & sober
Represented by the flat line
Timeline two we stay on the present path or greed and technology unsustainable existent a path the leads further and further away for life
Represented by the jagged line
Mother Earth Goddess 
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The only thing I see is a sun (Illuminati symbol) with a swastika (nazi symbol) at the basis of your straight line. Are you saying that we should become God-hating Illuminati-nazi pagans?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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