[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Americans must always be vigilent for new signs of deviant fun among teenage children. The latest threat comes from "Nasal Sex Parties". I have the full scoop on this, for media enquiries please PM me. I have talking heads with shocking sound bites, ideas, props and shooting locations for dramatic reconstructions, and several pages of headlines and/or New Developments, resulting in weeks of news cycles for a low, low price.

Included is a teary-eyed teen girl, who we will call "F", who will talk about how her semen-snorting addiction ruined her life and/or her figure. We even have some elders who can give historical perspective by talking about their unsaved days among the funk parties of the 70's, in which participants were urged to "do it in your ear-hole". And of course we show how Bill Clinton is to blame for all of this.

Don't be out-scooped! PM me now!

[Righteous Rider]

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE

I captured this photo on my cellphone during a recent intervention/ exorcism.





Thanks for posting Jeb, just remembered she's still locked in the trunk of my car.

A Witness on the Road to Redemption

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

The sodomites are always looking for a new way to express their hatred of God and corrupt youth. I'm sure God will smite all these nose rapists with AIDS.

[Alexander Milano]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

The sodomites are always looking for a new way to express their hatred of God and corrupt youth. I'm sure God will smite all these nose rapists with AIDS.

Truly only filthy sodomites would view this stuff.

[Talitha]

Is this why Black folks got such big noses?

Is a Joo nose hooked that way for snorting..................

Ewwwwww

Jesus weeps.

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Oh those poor unsaved nose-penetrating youngsters! I certainly hope that the Lord sees fit to save their souls from hell, and also their nostrils from themselves, as He in His infinite mercy is more qualified than any counselor or bad experience accidentally inhaling semen.

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Sister,

Originally Posted by Talitha

Is this why Black folks got such big noses?

The Negro is part horse. Hence the massive hindquarters.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Jack O'fagan]

I have always been suspicious of so called 'hay fever sufferers'. Their noses are all blocked up with 'pollen', it's actually just tree sperm. What disgusting activities are they really up to when our backs are turned?

Jack

[Sally Paulson]

I have been on alert 24/7 after reading this article. Just yesterday there was a school visit to the library, and I heard some snorting coming from the library bathroom, and I kicked in the door spiritually armed and ready to fight the devil himself.

Luckily the kids were just snorting ritalin.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

From what I understand, drug dealers have begun making meth suppositories, in order to make their customers anally fixated so that they will be more compliant in rape situations. This makes sense, since the drug using community and the homosexual community are the same community. Stay posted for details.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Can people get pregnant from nasal sex? If they do, what is the result?

I've heard people refer to boogers as "nose goblins" and these days, it could literally be the case.

I'll go blow my nose just to be safe.

[Sally Paulson]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

I'll go blow my nose just to be safe.

NO NO NO! That's ABORTION!

Anyone suspected of having recently commited nasal sex should br banned from blowing their nose, or of being in possetion of kleenex.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I just came across this image and I don't know what to say. I'm speechless:

[Nobar King]

Even more alarming than the trend of nasal sex among teens and homos is the sudden rise of nose-rape! Imagine being immobilized and having your nose forced into someone's vagina or even worse their rectum. I might have suffocated or died!

[SUV]

Here's where this perversion started - with the demonrats, of course

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by SUV

Here's where this perversion started - with the demonrats, of course

Bless you Sister, it's always good to show before and after pictures to highlight the effects of this debauchery. Here is a picture of the poor congressman in the days before his nonstop Washington D.C. nasal sex orgies left him so strung out and disfigured.

Not only am I outraged at the continuing sin, but I'm further outraged at the lack of outrage from the MSM and the American public over these perversions.

In the good old days of straight heterosexual sex Democrat Wilbur Mills was stopped for speeding and his passenger, a stripper with the stage name “Fanne Fox" (aka the "Argentine firecracker"), leapt from his car and into the capital's Tidal Basin.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Originally Posted by Righteous Rider

WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGE

I captured this photo on my cellphone during a recent intervention/ exorcism.





Thanks for posting Jeb, just remembered she's still locked in the trunk of my car.

A Witness on the Road to Redemption

She's simply flushing out her sinuses with a Neti pot - that's saline, not semen.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Then how come it is dangling from her nose.

Water drips, you know.

YIC

[SUV]

An Awesome change indeed! Possibly through Prayer, or maybe his Church taking up a nice Collection so he could get some of the Botox out of his nostrils. Praise!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

I just realized, now I'll have to get an AIDS test every time someone sneezes on me.

And like everything else I don't like, this is a slippery slope to something worse. I'm reminded of how one time my ear clogged with earwax, and the (ironically) Canadian doctor squirted hot water in my earhole....

I just know drive-by ear-rape is not far away. I Obama stays in power, earplugs won't be just for noise anymore.