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Default Stop Lesbian Softball - 04-28-2023, 04:22 PM

I'm often asked by mothers of teenage girls in Freehold why Freehold High School does not have a women's softball program. They tell me high school girls think it is really fun.

I have to explain women's softball is known across the country as a haven for lesbianism. Wherever you see women's softball you see lesbians. We cannot allow lesbians to pollute Freehold High School.

‘Softball lesbians’ are more than a concerning stereotype (dailycal.org)




Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Stop Lesbian Softball - 04-28-2023, 04:38 PM

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I'm often asked by mothers of teenage girls in Freehold why Freehold High School does not have a women's softball program. They tell me high school girls think it is really fun.

I have to explain women's softball is known across the country as a haven for lesbianism. Wherever you see women's softball you see lesbians. We cannot allow lesbians to pollute Freehold High School.

‘Softball lesbians’ are more than a concerning stereotype (dailycal.org)
Oh, if it's not one annoying group, then it's 15 others, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I am so sick of these "liberated" lezbeans thinking they can do whatever they want, and to assume that they have the same rights as other people. But, we should not be surprised, not when we're getting close to that sinful "Pride" month.

Why, it's obvious that these lezzy baseball players are just being inspired by another group of "sports-minded" sinners!





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Default Re: Stop Lesbian Softball - 04-28-2023, 05:24 PM

The problem is sport. In the Bible, you will not find women playing football, volleyball or taking part in any athletic pursuit. Men do sport. It is training for hunting and war. Women don’t hunt or go to war. They have no need of sport.

When God created woman from man, He omitted that part of the soul that controls sport because it wasn’t necessary. We can show that women are worse at sport than men. Imagine Kansas City Chiefs up against a team of librarians! Who’s going to win?

If God decided it was not necessary for women to take part in sport, then adding it yourself is not only blasphemous, it is stupid – It’s like walking around with a third arm or two holes in the fundament!

Of course, lieberals say that it is a woman’s right to choose to play sport. Even leaving aside the Biblical fact that women should not be making decisions, I suppose that is using the same logic as “It’s a man’s right to have babies!” Hello! That is not how we were designed.

“But!” I hear you say, “There are women who play sport!Explain that one if you will!” (I hate questions like that – I’m surprised God didn’t make them a sin! There are people out there who never use their brain!)

If a woman plays sport, she will attract demons who realise that her feeble brain has thought “Oo! It would be nice to prance around on abeach and attract a man who could give me Soldiers for Christ! I tell you now that that woman must be harboring demons, as it is a thought that a decent Christian woman should have!

Imagine if you will strolling by a group of hardly-clad,nubile young women on a beach. They are all bouncing around displaying their wares for all to see! Now, you and I, as God-fearing Christian men, simply make a note and pray for them later, HOWEVER…

Now imagine a demon wandering along the same beach at the same time! Yes! Precisely! He will enter them and before they know it they will be wearing men’s clothes, buying cats, having their hair cut short, and kissing each other.

Demons come in many shapes and sizes and all bring with them legions of troubles. And troubles beget troubles! Look at Billie Jean King! A pervert! Now look at Pete Sampras! He’s not a lesbian.

Case Closed.





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Default Re: Stop Lesbian Softball - 04-28-2023, 07:18 PM

Let me get this straight (no pun intended). Some privileged Berkeley radical lesbian softball player is whining because people think she's a lesbian?

Back when America was great, this would not have been a problem because we didn't let women (or homosexuals) into college. It's imperative that we re-elect Donald Trump so we can return to our Christian roots and Make America Great Again by repressing homosexuality, oral sex, masturbation, woman-on-top and other Satanic sexual perversions and keeping women out of our universities and in the kitchen where God wants them to be.


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