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Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman -
02-22-2007, 08:19 PM
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Damn it, you Mods leave my posts alone! There's nothing wrong with joining Twink in a little singing about making a man, is there? No. It's just some good, slightly unclean fun. "You can see it when a Mod/Admin edits your posts," they say; "We only do it when necessary," they say. Well "Shine on, you crazy diamonds," I say!
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02-23-2007, 06:32 PM
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You've done it again!! If your edit weren't such a funny thing to say, I'd be a lot angrier. You're lucky this time, OYK, but in the future you loony Mods just leave my posts alone! I Allie will learn to properly understand the Mods are just following Jesus guidance on how He wants His forum run.
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Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman -
02-24-2007, 12:10 PM
Uhhh, BJ dear? Alie doesn't spell her name with two 'L's'.
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Uhhh, BJ dear? Alie doesn't spell her name with two 'L's'. 
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Don't you have some cookies to bake?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman -
02-24-2007, 12:17 PM
It's nearly midnight, my dear Zeke....the baking can wait until tomorrow.
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02-24-2007, 04:05 PM
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She will spell her name the way the good men of Landover tell her to spell it.
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02-24-2007, 04:29 PM
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Jesus does Rachael.
Do you really resent Jesus' sacrifice on the cross for you, that much Rachael?
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02-24-2007, 07:49 PM
Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.
If it makes it easier for you all to remember, think of it this way: If you added an 'n', Alie would be an alien, but as it stands, she's a lie. Does that help?
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02-24-2007, 08:05 PM
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Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.
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Check your title: It would appear JESUS disagrees with you.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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02-24-2007, 10:47 PM
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Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.
If it makes it easier for you all to remember, think of it this way: If you added an 'n', Alie would be an alien, but as it stands, she's a lie. Does that help?
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One 'l', got it.
So is that 'Lundecided", or "Undelcided", or "Ulndecided", or "Undeclided"?
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02-25-2007, 03:32 AM
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Actually, Jesus doesn't spell my name at all. And Sister M&M, the men at Landover have no authority over how my name is spelled, I'll be the judge of that. And I say there's only one 'L'.
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Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman -
02-25-2007, 06:01 AM
What I do resent, my dear Bobby Joe, is the picture dear BT has decided to add to his signature.
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02-25-2007, 06:58 AM
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What I do resent, my dear Bobby Joe, is the picture dear BT has decided to add to his signature. 
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The Lord's loving truth really rattles your cage, doesn't it you filthy demoness.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-25-2007, 07:16 AM
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Was that your idea, you meanie-and-proud-of-it????
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02-25-2007, 02:20 PM
What a great thread. Polly want a parrotlover squaaaawk!
About my absence, where have I been? God knows!
I've been away on business, proffering Amway products to the Seminoles.
Thing is, they were mostly trying to sell me timeshare at their casino resort.
I made a few sales for Jesus, though, and witnessed for a remarkable one-legged gator wrestler.
Most exciting, I cut a deal to trade fusel oil to the 'noles for an indian chickee to be thatched up in the Missus' garden behind our 4,000 sq. cottage here in Miami Beach.
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02-27-2007, 10:43 PM
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No, it would appear you "Pastors" have too much time on your hands.
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Re: My Son Needs A Christian Woman -
02-27-2007, 10:49 PM
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No, it would appear you "Pastors" have too much time on your hands.
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What is time to our all powerful, perfect God Al lie?GLORY!
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02-27-2007, 11:46 PM
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What is time to our all powerful, perfect God Allie? GLORY!
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Ugh, you're all impossible! Utterly impossible!
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02-28-2007, 12:07 AM
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Ugh, you're all impossible! Utterly impossible!
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All things are possible under Christ Allie. PRAISE!
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