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Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-22-2010, 08:38 PM
I am 16 years old, and I am looking for a Christan man to please and serve. I sadly am not the best Christan women in the world, but i am young and i hope a true Christan man can change me for the better. I am very submissive,i will live my life around pleasing you, in anyway you want. Of course i can cook and clean. Sadly the only picture i have is sinful, so i hope you forgive me for posting it, but its the only one i can show. I promise my next will be much more Holy and less trashy.
http://i48.tinypic.com/292xt00.jpg
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-22-2010, 09:30 PM
You're below the age of consent. That would be illegal in the U.S. without your parents written consent.
Besides, I don't think that picture is of you and I won't believe it until you provide another one with you sitting in front of your monitor with LBC in the background.
Please dress appropriately this time. 
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-22-2010, 09:42 PM
Your picture makes me wonder if you are a virgin.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-22-2010, 09:57 PM
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Your picture makes me wonder if you are a virgin.
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Trust me i am.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-22-2010, 10:17 PM
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Trust me i am.
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I don't even know that you're a Christian. 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-22-2010, 10:56 PM
Lucy, I discussed you with my children at dinner, making you today's lesson. Little Ben, so wise for all his 3 years, listened quietly all thoughout dinner. We the conversation died down, he raised his tiny hand. He said (in his infant like voice) "Maybe we can introduce Jesus to the filthy slut and He can save her". Well the silence in that room was deafening. Out of the mouth of babes comes great insight.
Lucy, maybe you need to meet with a Youth Pastor and discuss Jesus. God wants to come into you your life. He wants you to drop to your knees in front of Him and pray hard, mouthing all His Words of Glory©. Do you think you can do that?
As a side note, one of my boys seems to of taken a shine to you.
This is Ralph, he turned seventeen last month. Still never married. His fiancee died on his birthday (along with cousin Petey) as they were in a field and a roto-tiller chewed them up. It took a few days but Ralph is ready to date again and would love to take you to a Saturday night prayer meeting.
I pride myself in being a master of diction and a reader of dialect. Having worked most of my professional life in NYC, I have a feeling you are from the area, Brooklyn or Forest Lawn? WE will be there mid June. Jesus will be with us.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-22-2010, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Lucy, I discussed you with my children at dinner, making you today's lesson. Little Ben, so wise for all his 3 years, listened quietly all thoughout dinner. We the conversation died down, he raised his tiny hand. He said (in his infant like voice) "Maybe we can introduce Jesus to the filthy slut and He can save her". Well the silence in that room was deafening. Out of the mouth of babes comes great insight.
Lucy, maybe you need to meet with a Youth Pastor and discuss Jesus. God wants to come into you your life. He wants you to drop to your knees in front of Him and pray hard, mouthing all His Words of Glory©. Do you think you can do that?
As a side note, one of my boys seems to of taken a shine to you.
This is Ralph, he turned seventeen last month. Still never married. His fiancee died on his birthday (along with cousin Petey) as they were in a field and a roto-tiller chewed them up. It took a few days but Ralph is ready to date again and would love to take you to a Saturday night prayer meeting.
I pride myself in being a master of diction and a reader of dialect. Having worked most of my professional life in NYC, I have a feeling you are from the area, Brooklyn or Forest Lawn? WE will be there mid June. Jesus will be with us. |
Sounds great, but when you come by, i warn you not to mention anything about religion. Around here plenty of people have been shot/mugged/killed for wearing crosses or talking about anything religion.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 12:22 AM
You are quite a beautiful girl and many good men would be more than interested in you. I know some young men that are looking for a good bride. Please message me so that I may tell you more about them.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 12:24 AM
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You are quite a beautiful girl and many good men would be more than interested in you. I know some young men that are looking for a good bride. Please message me so that I may tell you more about them.
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I have no idea how to PM people, sorry.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Nick_ball
You are quite a beautiful girl and many good men would be more than interested in you. I know some young men that are looking for a good bride. Please message me so that I may tell you more about them.
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Now, now. Let's not be such a horndog as neither of you have been Saved or have set up a tithing schedule to God's Favorite Church. Besides, we have nothing but this "woman's" word that is her picture.
I recommend starting an introduction thread of your own.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 12:30 AM
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Now, now. Let's not be such a horndog as neither of you have been Saved or have set up a tithing schedule to God's Favorite Church. Besides, we have nothing but this "woman's" word that is her picture.
I recommend starting an introduction thread of your own.
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No need to worry, if we did meet or anything like that. We wouldnt dare do anything sexual before marriage. Or atlest i wouldn't..
Also what would i gain from pretending to be a girl? 
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 03:53 AM
No, why would I risk eternal damnation for a woman? Absurd if you ask me.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Lucy123
Sounds great, but when you come by, i warn you not to mention anything about religion. Around here plenty of people have been shot/mugged/killed for wearing crosses or talking about anything religion.
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Where do you live, China?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 05:18 AM
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Where do you live, China?
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No, New York.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 05:44 AM
I noticed a book on the couch in the background of your picture. It should be on a nice shelf. Because uh, it's a sign of good Christian housekeeping.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 11:28 AM
Lucy, Ralph would like to know why you are ignoring him. Little Ben says it is because you are a whore but I admonished him for you as we want to give you a chance to prove your are not a slut.
Ralph does have his own car, a 78 Superbird with a Keith Black engine (800 Hp). He is an accomplished hunter and manager, he is responsible for close to 60 messican field workers. He was one of the founders of the HFS, Inc. (Hutchins Farm Store) that has annual revenues of just a bit over $500K. He reads his KJV Bible cover to cover once a week and attends Chuch all day on Sunday.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Barnabus
I noticed a book on the couch in the background of your picture. It should be on a nice shelf. Because uh, it's a sign of good Christian housekeeping.
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She could have been reading it on the floor or put it there to take a picture for just a moment possibly.
You are right though in a way. If it was left there and the reasons listed above are not true, this shows a small slip. It's only small, but it should be fixed.
Before trying to get a boy, I say that you should first wait two years to be 18 as I believe that's the age requirement for the site, then you can post up a picture with you in front of this web site to show that it is you as not only will you show you are a Christian, but a True Christian™ for at least two years.
I myself am going to do this after a while as I am a new member to this site and I can not honestly say that I can call myself a True Christian™, but only a man who aspires to become one.
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
05-23-2010, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Barnabus
I noticed a book on the couch in the background of your picture. It should be on a nice shelf. Because uh, it's a sign of good Christian housekeeping.
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Its not mine, so i'm not allowed to touch it.
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Lucy, Ralph would like to know why you are ignoring him.
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When did i ignore him?
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Re: Looking to become a wife to a strong Christan man -
07-22-2010, 03:50 PM
WOw what a beautiful girl, I woul like to meet you an d do dirty lesbian things with you! So hot!
Picture of me:
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