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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 01:32 PM
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Well if you read the bible as we suggested you would understand it is quite acceptable to have slaves. 
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So is it okay for me to have you as a slave? If I can shackle you first, of course? What would I have to do to make you my slave, as these negroes are to you? I'm European, so I'm above all these so-called 'whites' in the colonies, half-negroes and mongrels the lot of them imo, anyway I'm new to slavery so I want to know, from you, since you endorse it, how do I make you my slave, then? Also, seems it is my Christian duty as it is in the King James Bible itself  maybe you should just give yourself up freely for slavery I'm thinking? Would you have the slightest problem with that? We need someone to clean the toilets here, and spread the dung over the fields. You'd do nicely, don't you think? Prepare to be enslaved Sister Charli. This is the BEST idea EVER!
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 01:44 PM
My father is extremely sick and all you can think of is fulfilling your sick and perverse fantasies.
You mentioned previously that you were a Chuch of Christ pastor.
You have no knowledge of the bible, no compassion, no tact and have tried to hit on Brother James, Cranky, many of the female members and even a dog.
Sas ... you need help. And you need it fast. At the bottom of Pastor Zeke's posts he has his email address. Do yourself a favour and contact him.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 01:56 PM
Have you no shame SAS. Sister Charli is going through a rough time at the moment and all you can do is talk about making her a sex slave.
Isaiah 47:12 Stand now with thine enchantments, and with the multitude of thy sorceries, wherein thou hast laboured from thy youth; if so be thou shalt be able to profit, if so be thou mayest prevail.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 02:00 PM
I didn't mention sex, I just want you to do all the hard manual labour around here. Nothing sick about that right? It's in the Bible you ungodly strumpets! And besides, I didn't know slaves were given time of to care for their sick relatives? How do you go about that in Freehold? I need your guidance in enslaving this barbarian half-white excuse for a colonist. Any help from the True Whites™ would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you,
sas
ps. Lisa, there was not reference to sex, you completely missed with that one but nice try, hopefully you aren't defending her because you are interested in her in a homorlesbian way I trust.
God bless you both,
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 02:06 PM
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I didn't mention sex, I just want you to do all the hard manual labour around here. Nothing sick about that right? It's in the Bible you ungodly strumpets! And besides, I didn't know slaves were given time of to care for their sick relatives? How do you go about that in Freehold? I need your guidance in enslaving this barbarian half-white excuse for a colonist. Any help from the True Whites™ would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you,
sas
ps. Lisa, there was not reference to sex, you completely missed with that one but nice try, hopefully you aren't defending her because you are interested in her in a homorlesbian way I trust.
God bless you both,
sas
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You have made lustful remarks about Sister Charli in the past, so nice try. What is wrong with helping my sister in Christ. So stop thinking you lustful thoughts.
Ecclesiastes 12:14 For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 02:06 PM
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And besides, I didn't know slaves were given time of to care for their sick relatives?
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Of course they are given time to care for sick relatives. What are you suggesting? They, like us, must honour their parents.
Exodus 20:12 (King James Version)
12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
Do you even own a bible? It is blatant you have never read one.
2 Chronicles 7:14
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner
I didn't mention sex, I just want you to do all the hard manual labour around here. Nothing sick about that right? It's in the Bible you ungodly strumpets! And besides, I didn't know slaves were given time of to care for their sick relatives? How do you go about that in Freehold? I need your guidance in enslaving this barbarian half-white excuse for a colonist. Any help from the True Whites™ would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you,
sas
ps. Lisa, there was not reference to sex, you completely missed with that one but nice try, hopefully you aren't defending her because you are interested in her in a homorlesbian way I trust.
God bless you both,
sas
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You say you aren't being perverse, but I have shown four, count them, four references to sex in just this one post! I strongly suggest you take a look at this foul language and ask yourself, "is this something Jesus would say?"
Matthew 5:28 (King James Version) 28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 03:30 PM
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You say you aren't being perverse, but I have shown four, count them, four references to sex in just this one post! I strongly suggest you take a look at this foul language and ask yourself, "is this something Jesus would say?"
Matthew 5:28 (King James Version) 28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
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What you have demonstrated is your inability to understand the written word, so what does a King James Bible really do for you anyway, since you can't comprehend it's content as it should be, anyway?
God bless you.
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 04:38 PM
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What you have demonstrated is your inability to understand the written word, so what does a King James Bible really do for you anyway, since you can't comprehend it's content as it should be, anyway?
God bless you.
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We have a very clear understanding of the Word of God. It is written and we follow it, what more is needed?
Its Mary worshippers like yourself that twist and bend God's laws to suit you own deranged needs. You have invaded God's Favorite Church® spewing your venomous hate filled remarks. You have lusted after many of our Men Members. my self included, our Ladies and a few of our pets. You have questioned our moral standards, the Holy KJV1611 and in fact God himself.
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 04:53 PM
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We have a very clear understanding of the Word of God. It is written and we follow it, what more is needed?
Its Mary worshippers like yourself that twist and bend God's laws to suit you own deranged needs. You have invaded God's Favorite Church® spewing your venomous hate filled remarks. You have lusted after many of our Men Members. my self included, our Ladies and a few of our pets. You have questioned our moral standards, the Holy KJV1611 and in fact God himself.
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How can I know you follow it? I mean, it isn't evident. Can you provide any scripture to back that statement up, you know the rules, if not, it just never happened.
I'm waiting.
And so is  and the  .
God bless!!
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 05:04 PM
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How can I know you follow it? I mean, it isn't evident. Can you provide any scripture to back that statement up, you know the rules, if not, it just never happened.
I'm waiting.
And so is  and the  .
God bless!!
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Scripture? Ok
I am a True Christian, washed in the Blood of the Lamb.
Acts 20:28 Take heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Holy Ghost hath made you overseers, to feed the church of God, which he hath purchased with his own blood.
1st Corinthians 6:20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
1st Corinthians 7:23 Ye are bought with a price; be not ye the servants of men.
2nd Peter 2:1 But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
I am with out sin.
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood
I follow the entire Bible, just not the parts that make me happy or suit my false beliefs.
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.
Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
How is that?
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 05:15 PM
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Hi,
I am an ordinary man looking for an ordinary woman, nothing special or fancy just normally healthy and happy. I am thirty one, and like to do sports (cycling, running, swimming) and also play a bit on a guitar. I am currently unemployed, because jobs are hard to find, but I am willing to do anything. I am not qualified for everything though..
I have a lot of respect for my elders, when they are well-behaved, and love children, and above all, I love perfectly ordinary, simple, happy women.
Regards.
sas
ps. As you can see I am not a True Christian™ but I AM a Genuine Christian™  lol sorry it's just a bit funny to me sometimes, the whole tm thing, no harm or uncalled disrespect intended..
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If you're 31 and still unmarried then you're either a homer or a cripple of some kind. Either way you're no Christian. Bugger off.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 05:41 PM
So how old does one have to be before one marries? And if not, does that then preclude one from becoming a True Christian™? I wonder, is the age like twenty-five? Or is that too old? What does the King James Bible say about this?
Also, I dated a salsa dancer with a body like a Playboy model, I know because in my reckless youth I watched an actual Playboy video (ashamed now) anyway she looked just like them, so no I'm no homer, nor a cripple. In fact, I'm quite the sports man and recently won a gold medal and three silvers at a sports cup, taking it from the team from the biggest city over in my country. So I can hold my own. And I can play almost as good as Bruce Springsteen on the guitar, and girls like that too.
The problem is, I am too picky. That's all. I struggle with that and try to learn temperance in this matter, as it is better for my soul and for the community. If I want to serve my community honestly, I have to deal with the world the right way. That is my experience anyway, you can make of it what you will. It's just me.
Thank you for your patience, God bless you Zeek,
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Re: Looking for the ordinary woman -
08-10-2010, 06:05 PM
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So how old does one have to be before one marries? And if not, does that then preclude one from becoming a True Christian™? I wonder, is the age like twenty-five? Or is that too old? What does the King James Bible say about this?
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We follow secular law and abide by the local statutes on age.
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Also, I dated a salsa dancer with a body like a Playboy model, I know because in my reckless youth I watched an actual Playboy video (ashamed now) anyway she looked just like them, so no I'm no homer, nor a cripple. In fact, I'm quite the sports man and recently won a gold medal and three silvers at a sports cup, taking it from the team from the biggest city over in my country. So I can hold my own. And I can play almost as good as Bruce Springsteen on the guitar, and girls like that too.
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I am sure that you can find a slut to fit your needs at any whore house. After looking at your previous posts a Homersexural man or a sheep will also do in a pinch.
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The problem is, I am too picky. That's all. I struggle with that and try to learn temperance in this matter, as it is better for my soul and for the community. If I want to serve my community honestly, I have to deal with the world the right way. That is my experience anyway, you can make of it what you will. It's just me.
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