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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-08-2010, 07:20 AM
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This place is the worst for advice. People here will just tell you to kill muslims and stuff.
What an insulting thing to say. We love all God's creatures, but as True Christians we also feel it's our duty to help them get away from the devil, who clearly has possessed them. Do you think it's easy to do so?



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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-22-2010, 08:34 PM
While reviewing this thread, I noticed the fact that I haven't replied to this post:
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I thought you were single. What family are you presently providing for?
I provide for my mother and my son.
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-22-2010, 08:41 PM
One would say that it's almost impossible.
Every time I go to church on special occasions such as Easter or Christmas, most young folks tend to laugh and make silly jokes, use inappropriate language, and the list goes on. And there's so many such lost cases.
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-22-2010, 08:50 PM
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I provide for my mother and my son.
Sweet Jesus, you had a child with your MOTHER
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-23-2010, 05:48 AM
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I provide for my mother and my son.
I trust this means you are a widower?

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 03:13 AM
Hello brothers how about this? is this wrong? kinda makes me nervous, friend showed me on teh ytub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjdnv6Xe70&NR=1
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 03:21 AM
This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not a video-sharing site.

Perhaps you should leave of your own accord.

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 03:32 AM
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Hello brothers how about this? is this wrong? kinda makes me nervous, friend showed me on teh ytub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjdnv6Xe70&NR=1
I just wasted 28 seconds of my life on that. That is 28 seconds not spent loving Jesus. I should charge you $100.00 for my time.

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Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 03:55 AM
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This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not a video-sharing site.

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im srrys didnt mean to tick anyone off, just seemed like an appropriate post for a tittle that says is this wrong. sdeacntcuemmsoenmkperyas!!!
nice little scramble for ya
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 04:16 AM
it not be wrong to marry to find wealth women do it all time. it make everyone happy. man get girl, girl get money. man this time get money, to get girl, and girl get man, to be happy!

nothing wrong. even god says so


leviticus 2:23 "man should be happy"


see?
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 04:35 AM
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it not be wrong to marry to find wealth women do it all time. it make everyone happy. man get girl, girl get money. man this time get money, to get girl, and girl get man, to be happy!

nothing wrong. even god says so


leviticus 2:23 "man should be happy"


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There is no Leviticus 2:23.

Would you like to leave of your own accord, or be banned after your next few idiotic attempts at God-mockery?

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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 07:34 AM
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Is it wrong for a christian like me to search for a wealthy christian lady?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not the lazy type. I have my own job, and I'm not going to quit it if I indeed find a wealthy woman. I'm not as superficial as this comment looks... I want feelings too!
All I want is to experience a bit more. Traveling, visiting museums, theatre,etc. And my monthly sallary doesn't permit me that.

In case this isn't wrong, and I may apply for surch a woman, I am a 25 year old male, seeking the love of a wealthy christian lady.
I'm educated, mannered, and overall fun to have around.
Feel free to contact me(send me a private message, maybe).
I don't know, it seems to me like a woman doesn't have much use for a lot of wealth. Perhaps you could be the man she needs so that her money is wisely used?
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Default Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 05:43 PM
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There is no Leviticus 2:23.

Would you like to leave of your own accord, or be banned after your next few idiotic attempts at God-mockery?
Wow, I love how you are so quick to throw the ban hammer. So I got my verse wrong, it's not the first time a human has been wrong before. Isn't the whole purpose of accepting the holy spirit is because we make mistakes, and therefore need to be saved. And who will save me in this thread, you?

Don't presume to banish me from the holy kingdom of the Landover Baptist Church for a few wrong facts in my post, that I honestly forgot the verse too. That would be portraying a false god, you know with the whole banish and decreeing what is right and wrong...and to claim to be a false god is well, not very christian like...


anyway, no. It's still not wrong.
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Angry Re: Is this wrong? - 11-28-2010, 06:10 PM
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Wow, I love how you are so quick to throw the ban hammer. .............
You know, we are blessed by your relentless persecution.

You were not banned, though you should be for not displaying Gods love. And to think you made up lies about the Bible too. Shame on you!

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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