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Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband. -
12-20-2010, 10:40 AM
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Thank you all for protecting me from that terrible Trash's words. Honestly!
What a silly man for saying I sounded like I was from the 50's. Tazers have no place in the 50's, a switch would have been more suited...and I would use one, but being a lady, I really don't have the appropriate upper body strength to wield one with the proper weight to it...
So again, I thank you all with all I have.
Perhaps I should send you all some care packages! Brownies, pies, cakes for everybody.
Ruth.
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As the good Rev. Rodimer has pointed out IllLogicRuleLife uses the grammar and punctuation of a grade school student, and a not very good one at that. Not exactly the brightest bulb in the string.
As you might have noticed IllLogicRulesLife has substandard mathematical skills too. Now it might have changed since I attended grade school (and you never know what those atheist public schools teach) but 2010 - 22 =1988. 50 years ago would be 1960. Granted maths might work differently now as I haven't been in school for a good many years, except for studying my 1611 King James Bible. Did they change the way we add and subtract when you were in school? I only ask because you are much (much, much, much, much, much) closer to school age than am I and perhaps one of your children might be learning maths now. They teach that stuff to two year olds now. My great niece and nephew who are two can read these cards with words on them. Amazes me every time I see them read the cards.
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Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband. -
05-08-2011, 05:42 PM
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What is this feminist garbage? A woman supporting herself? 
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Fool, what mother would let her own children die? No money = No Food = Death = the state comes to send the kids away = broken woman
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05-08-2011, 10:59 PM
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Fool, what mother would let her own children die? No money = No Food = Death = the state comes to send the kids away = broken woman
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Not a fool at all. The Bible tells us what a widow is supposed to do.
1 Timothy 5:4 But if a widow has children or grandchildren, these should learn first of all to put their religion into practice by caring for their own family and so repaying their parents and grandparents, for this is pleasing to God.
A widow should be supported by her children and grandchildren. Doesn't say a woman is allowed to go out to work for herself. This is why child labor needs to be made legal again.
If a widow does not have children, she can be provided for by her church under these circumstances: 1) is over 60 years old, 2) had only one husband, 3) has raised children, 4) has lodged strangers, 5) has "washed the saints feet," 6) has relieved the afflicted, and 7) has "diligently followed very good work." (1 Timothy 5:9-10). Again, a woman go out to work is not allowed.
As for younger widows with no children, the Bible says:
1 Timothy 5: 11 As for younger widows, do not put them on such a list. For when their sensual desires overcome their dedication to Christ, they want to marry. [...] 14 So I counsel younger widows to marry, to have children, to manage their homes and to give the enemy no opportunity for slander.
Younger widows are commanded by the Bible to get re-married. Again, they are not allowed to go out and support themselves.
Or are you talking about women with children who were never married? These women are sluts, and should be forced to face the consequences of their actions. That does not mean they are allowed to go around stealing jobs from men.
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Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband. -
05-10-2011, 04:24 AM
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Fool, what mother would let her own children die? No money = No Food = Death = the state comes to send the kids away = broken woman
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Thank you for the unnecessary necro. Good day.
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband. -
06-09-2011, 07:02 PM
Ruthie, can a fellow christian, such as me, "rent" you for a couple of hours?
As all good christians, I believe that the woman is evil in her good days, so I'm thinking of punishing you. Pick you up at... 11? pm.
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Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband. -
12-07-2011, 02:11 AM
I would LOVE to help you out, Ruth! I know many men in my church whose unworthy wives have left because of silly "abuse charges." Can you believe it? Anyways, I would love to recommend you, but I may need some full-body pictures... to show them of course. Not for me.
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Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband. -
12-07-2011, 02:18 AM
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I would LOVE to help you out, Ruth! I know many men in my church whose unworthy wives have left because of silly "abuse charges." Can you believe it? Anyways, I would love to recommend you, but I may need some full-body pictures... to show them of course. Not for me.
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Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband. -
12-07-2011, 04:17 AM
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Hello all.
My name is Ruth Newberry, formerly Bell-Forsyth.
I am 22, soon to be 23, and I have two strong, bible-loving sons.
Recently, my husband told me he was a homer, and though I tried to cure him, he wouldn't so much as listen to me. So after a long search for the answers in my prayer closet, here I am.
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Are you quite certain that you're not in your 40s, and a Congresswoman, and named Michele?
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Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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