[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by tommy

is there a rule or something?

Yes! Fall on your knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness for all your vile sins!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Irregardless of reports like THIS one, my sources continue to tell me that the terrorist Castro is still dead. Jesus sent him to hell with his half-brother Sadamned Insane. This just proves that Fox news has gone commie.

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

Irregardless, he makes a good point.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

He used a word that doesn't exist. You worship a "goddess" that doesn't exist. You lose. Sorry, Van Heathensin!

[SalvationSeeker]

But the word does exist, he just used it, so now it exists.
And since that was truly the Holy Spirit speaking, the word came from God.

God has actually given us a new word today. Praise Him!
Does your false "lady goddess" ever do that, Rachael?
Of course not, as your god is only satan in a dress!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

Irregardless, he makes a good point.

ARGH!!!!! GRRRAARR!!!! GRAGHAGJHFHJGHGHJKHGH!!!!!!!

He used a word that doesn't exist. You worship a "goddess" that doesn't exist. You lose. Sorry, Van Heathensin!

Actually, I'm not Wiccan, I'm Pagan, and I do not worship a Goddess, I am a polytheist (ie more than one deity). The whole Goddess-worship thing is more Wiccan.

And the fact is, he's taken two words, both relevant, to form a word that contains a pointless double negative.

But the word does exist, he just used it, so now it exists.
And since that was truly the Holy Spirit speaking, the word came from God.

The word is a pointless double negative. Like if I were to say for instance, subtractake. A meshing of the words 'subtract' and 'take'. Pointless and STUPID!!!

God has actually given us a new word today. Praise Him!
Does your false "lady goddess" ever do that, Rachael?
Of course not, as your god is only satan in a dress!

Read above. I'm a polytheist, and I do not worship a Goddess. Again, Pagan, NOT Wiccan.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Read above. I'm a polytheist, and I do not worship a Goddess. Again, Pagan, NOT Wiccan.

So you worship Odin, the invisible pink unicorn and whatever other demon you can come up with.. So? Does that make it better?

Did any of your false gods temporarily DIE for you? No?
Oh well then, did they ever gave you a new word then? No?
Your "gods" doesn't seem to do much.

Now just think of God Allmighty instead, the Saviour of mankind: Jesus Christ!
Jesus hand is in EVERYTHING and He sees everything!
When you sin, Jesus is there!
When you self-pollute, ( ) Jesus is there, watching.
When you pick up the phone, Jesus is on the other end.
When you take a shower, Jesus is just outside the shower stall.
When you walk down the street, Jesus is following you.

Jesus is ever present!
And whenever you do something that displeases Him, He remembers it and will punish you for it.
TURN OR BURN!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Well, I don't believe in your god but what your book/teachings did do is unleash a horrific plague upon the world produce xtians.

I'd say that act alone is enough to turn any sane person away!

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

The word is a pointless double negative. Like if I were to say for instance, subtractake. A meshing of the words 'subtract' and 'take'. Pointless and STUPID!!!

But if we were to subtractake the second "t" from that word, we would have "subtracake" - a charming neologism, describing a new kind of cake that women like you can excercise your creative talents to the full by baking for Godly Baptist men! We've given you a perfectly lovely new word (two lovely new words, in fact), I'd say it's your turn to return the favour in the form of baked goods. Remember, there's no fixed subtracake recipe so far, so the sky's the limit!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

But if we were to subtractake the second "t" from that word, we would have "subtracake" - a charming neologism, describing a new kind of cake that women like you can excercise your creative talents to the full by baking for Godly Baptist men!

ARGH!!!!!

We've given you a perfectly lovely new word (two lovely new words, in fact), I'd say it's your turn to return the favour in the form of baked goods. Remember, there's no fixed subtracake recipe so far, so the sky's the limit!

Oh, I'll bake you a cake alright. A very special cake, just for you!

[Lady Sorrow]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Argh! That isn't a real word!! I hate it when people use words like that and think they're real words!! They aren't, they aren't!
The word is IRRESPECTIVE, or REGARDLESS. The word you used doesn't exist!!

Well, well, witch. I see you've taken a brief break from fornicating with demons just long enough to come to this forum and criticise the Godly spelling of our Godly Pastors.

If the Godly Pastor Ezekiel says it's a word, then it's a word! Honestly! Next thing you'll be saying that Godly President Bush doesn't properly pronounce the word 'nuclear'!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Actually, I'm not Wiccan, I'm Pagan, and I do not worship a Goddess, I am a polytheist (ie more than one deity). The whole Goddess-worship thing is more Wiccan.

Read above. I'm a polytheist, and I do not worship a Goddess. Again, Pagan, NOT Wiccan.

Satan is Satan. It doesn't matter what you call the demon you spread your legs for, it's still The Beast fornicating you away from God and into the depths of Hell.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Satan is Satan. It doesn't matter what you call the demon you spread your legs for, it's still The Beast fornicating you away from God and into the depths of Hell.

That's not the issue here!!
The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless. And Zeke claims to pride himself in good spelling, diction and grammar.

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless.

Well, I ain't never done nothing to nobody.I ain't never got nothing from nobody, no time.
And, until I get something from somebody sometime,I don't intend to do nothing for nobody, no time.
-Bert Williams

Ther nas no man nowher so vertuous”
-said of the Friar
-Chaucer

Nor never none/Shall mistress of it be, save I alone.”
-Twelveth Night
-Shakespeare

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

When I say someone is dead, you may believe it. A famous linguist once made the observation that it was unknown for a double positive ever to resolve to a negative. A skeptical voice came from the back of the lecture hall: "Yeah, right". And why did the person say that? Not for nothing!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle

When I say someone is dead, you may believe it. A famous linguist once made the observation that it was unknown for a double positive ever to resolve to a negative. A skeptical voice came from the back of the lecture hall: "Yeah, right". And why did the person say that? Not for nothing!

Insufferable man!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

That's not the issue here!!
The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless. And Zeke claims to pride himself in good spelling, diction and grammar.

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

Listen you shameless harlot; I can out-diction you any day of the week. I've spent more years studying the Holy Bible than you can shake a stick at.

You of all people have no ground to stand on when it comes to following rules and honoring norms. You specialize in pointlessness and spew your hatred of Jesus all over our Godly boards.

Why not pick a few of God's Commandments and try and stick with those for a week. Then come back and talk to me about following rules.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Listen you shameless harlot; I can out-diction you any day of the week. I've spent more years studying the Holy Bible than you can shake a stick at.

Remember Pastor; Rachael shakes her broom stick at these things.

You just don't want to know were that broom was before.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

That's not the issue here!!

Falling to your knees and accepting Christ's Salvation is always the issue, witch!

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing

Oh, I'll bake you a cake alright. A very special cake, just for you!

Praise the Lord! Her natural impulses are triumphing over her Satanic feminazi social conditioning!

Originally Posted by Van Helsing

That's not the issue here!!
The issue is that using stupid double negative words is just pointless. And Zeke claims to pride himself in good spelling, diction and grammar.

I believe Ian Dury may have put it best:
just cos I ain’t never ‘ad, no, nothing worth having
never ever, never ever
you ain’t got no call not to think I wouldn’t fall
into thinking that I ain’t too clever
and it ain’t not having oen thing nor another
niether, either is it anything, whatever
and it’s not not knowing that thier ain’t nothign showing
and I answer to the name of Trever, however

Just cos I ain’t never said, no, nothing worth saying
never ever, never ever, never ever
things ‘ave got read into what I never sad, ‘till me mouth becomes me ‘ead
which ain’t not all that clever
and it’s not not saying one thing nor another
neither, either is ist anything I haven’t said, whatever
and it ain’t not proving that me mind ain’t moving
and I answer to the naem of Trever, however

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor’s clever
either have they got
nor neither haven’t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

why should I feel bad about something I ain’t ‘ad
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ain’t half not half co there’s nowhere to put it
even if I ‘ad i’m a bit of a Jack the Lad

knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor’s clever
either have they got
nor neither haven’t not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor

also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way

Shortly after he wrote that song, GOD killed him for being a spastic. It could happen to you!

Oh yeah, and Castro may or may not be dead...

Which is easier to believe - the Godly wisdom of Pastor Al, or the alarming nonsense coming out of the liberal media?

Originally Posted by Sindependent

In the first operation, the paper said, surgeons removed the most affected part of the large intestine and the rectum. But the patient did not recover well, and the infection produced another bout of peritonitis. A second operation to clear the infected area followed, in which all the large intestine was removed and an artificial anus created.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Listen you shameless harlot; I can out-diction you any day of the week.

If that were true, you'd clearly know that 'irregardless' is not a real word.

Remember Pastor; Rachael shakes her broom stick at these things.

You just don't want to know were that broom was before.

I think not. I don't wish for splinters.

Praise the Lord! Her natural impulses are triumphing over her Satanic feminazi social conditioning!

You aren't going to enquire as to the ingredients, then?

Which is easier to believe - the Godly wisdom of Pastor Al, or the alarming nonsense coming out of the liberal media?

I'd go with the liberal media. The don't wear tinfoil hats.