[nDrew777]

Yes, they are sinful and godless.

Bless godly America and God's favorite church LBC, Praise God, PRAISE JESUS forever and ever.

[ZackPurity]

Hello! I am new here, and probably a bit young for you. However, I would like to wish you luck on finding a strong Christian man to give you many children! We need more children raised by people like you and less by atheists, communists, liberals, etc.!

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by ZackPurity

Hello! I am new here, and probably a bit young for you. However, I would like to wish you luck on finding a strong Christian man to give you many children! We need more children raised by people like you and less by atheists, communists, liberals, etc.!

Sister Mary did find a God-fearing husband, years ago. (Notice the "Mrs." part which shows up before her name?)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by ZackPurity

Hello! I am new here, and probably a bit young for you. However, I would like to wish you luck on finding a strong Christian man to give you many children! We need more children raised by people like you and less by atheists, communists, liberals, etc.!

Luck has nothing to do with it, dear. Either one is blessed by the LORD, or one is not. But you do raise a good point about the culture wars we are engaged in. Dan Savage threatens us in his attempt to be subtle when hypocritically obsessing over the activity (or lack thereof) in the bedrooms of True Christians™:

Quick thought experiment: If 19 Kids and Counting were about a Muslim family who were as politically radical as the Duggars—if their daughters appeared on the cover ofPeople and Us in hijabs, if they were part of a movement that viewed children asweapons (even metaphorically), if one of the Duggar kids worked for CAIR—the right-wingers at Twitchy and Fox News and the Family Research Council would be attacking the Duggars, not defending them from harmless snark or offering them cushy jobs. (link)

To be sure, if we do not continue to provide the earth with the kind of leadership the Lord Almighty Himself created specifically for it. There is a conspiracy among the brown skinned people to first infiltrate our land with seemingly innocuous members of their race and religion, only to then gain footholds in our culture and slowly make Christianity illegal. Thanks, Obama.

[ZackPurity]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Luck has nothing to do with it, dear. Either one is blessed by the LORD, or one is not. But you do raise a good point about the culture wars we are engaged in. Dan Savage threatens us in his attempt to be subtle when hypocritically obsessing over the activity (or lack thereof) in the bedrooms of True Christians™

Yeah, I'd rather not be judged for sex I am or am not having, especially by a homer! He needs to be stopped before America becomes a nation-wide San Francisco!

[Preacher1]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford

Single, white, True Christian™ woman, age available upon request to potential suitors (I am somewhat ashamed of how late in life I am getting wed, when most True Christian™ women are already married by their early 20s). I am tall and slender, but with good, sturdy, child-bearing hips, and people say I have have Ann Coulter's eyes, Laura Bush's nose, and the mouth of a young Phyllis Schlafly.
On the minus side, I used to be a Papist, and a nun at that! While in the convent, I succumbed to unnatural desires in myself, with other nuns, and with the few non-pederast priests who I thought had to obey. Having my womb get dusty for so long is inexcusable, but I have since left that cult and found True Christianity™ and the true Bible (KJV1611). I am now ready to give my womb over to Jesus and a Godly husband.
I am looking for a Godly True Christian™ man to whom I can properly submit, as I can only submit to a husband who himself submits to Jesus.

1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Being an ex-Papist nun and past 21 years of age, I know my prospects are limited. I would like my potential husband to be between 30-65 years of age, but I will take with joy whoever Jesus sends me. He must, of course, have an income in the six figures at least, the higher the better so we can properly tithe to the church and fully enjoy the benefits of living in Freehold where we can raise as many future True Christian™ Soldiers for Christ as my not-yet withered womb and God will allow.
Because of my shameful past, I am willing to consider ex-Sodomites, ex-Negroes, ex-Wicceds, and ex-Europeans. I will have to pray further though before I can consider ex-Hebrews, ex-Canuckistanis, and ex-Asians.

Yours in Christ,
Sister Mary Maria

Get thee behind me, Satan, for you are a lethal, high voltage electric fence in my path! Thou art an offense unto me; for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by ZackPurity

Yeah, I'd rather not be judged for sex I am or am not having, especially by a homer! He needs to be stopped before America becomes a nation-wide San Francisco!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Sebastian Estrada]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

Good luck Sister M&M! There are plenty of wonderful True Christian™ here in GOD'S Favorite Forum™. I'm sure it's going to be a tough decision for you...when the time comes.

I have been dreaming of this day for months now. I hope soon MY prayers will be answered.

Hopefully this time next year Tater will have a new little brother!

GLORY!

Hopeful, Sister Thumper

I thought queers marriages weren't allowed in this Christian community, that beard Ezekiel found the way to made it into the community ahh?... I'm really disappointed... I'm taking off the bookmark from this page .....

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Sebastian Estrada

I thought queers marriages weren't allowed in this Christian community, that beard Ezekiel found the way to made it into the community ahh?... I'm really disappointed... I'm taking off the bookmark from this page .....

What did you just call me, pervert?