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Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-27-2006, 05:04 PM
'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-27-2006, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ChristSlave
'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).
Christian BiWM who occasionally buggers women seeking same.
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Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
I hereby give you 25 Infraction points for mis-quoting The Good Book and using inappropriate language.
Please refrain from using bad language on Gods favourite Forum.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-27-2006, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ChristSlave
'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).
Christian BiWM who occasionally buggers women seeking same.
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Blasphemy! Quoting the Devil's "bible" on Jesus' favorite site. Only quote the True Word of God, the KJV 1611 Bible, all others are false.
This is not a place to find fellow degenerates! Get behind me, Satan! I rebuke you in the name of The Lord!
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-27-2006, 05:30 PM
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Christian BiWM who occasionally ****** women seeking same.
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One other thing, this Singles area is only for good Christian Men who seek Good Christian women and Vice-versa.
Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.
Homers are not welcome in this Forum.
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Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-27-2006, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ChristSlave
'Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.' (Leviticus 18:22).
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Friend,
Since you are hell bound rump ranger maybe there might be other ways you can help Jesus Church on earth: Landover is in the process of collecting certain art objects that were pre-stolen by several backward European and Middle Eastern Countries. While it is right we reclaim these art objects that Christ meant to decorate our homes these Euro-Trash countries are falsely accusing us of theft of their cultural heritage. To get around the secular homers in US Customs Landover uses the resources of an outlaw motorcycle gang. The leader of the gang is a hopeless sodomite and is looking for a new boyfriend/sex slave (in a drunken fit he shot the last one in the head on a dare). How would you like to become that next boyfriend/sex slave Christslave?
Think about it ChristSlave; sure your' life would be a short and miserable exploration of radical peircing but it would make Jesus and Pastor Pistol happy that there is a new Early Romo-Christian mural the Pastoral sauna room. Jesus would win, Landover would win and it is not possible for you to be a bigger looser. Cool, heh?
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-27-2006, 06:15 PM
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Friend,
Since you are hell bound rump ranger maybe there might be other ways you can help Jesus Church on earth: Landover is in the process of collecting certain art objects that were pre-stolen by several backward European and Middle Eastern Countries. While it is right we reclaim these art objects that Christ meant to decorate our homes these Euro-Trash countries are falsely accusing us of theft of their cultural heritage. To get around the secular homers in US Customs Landover uses the resources of an outlaw motorcycle gang. The leader of the gang is a hopeless sodomite and is looking for a new boyfriend/sex slave (in a drunken fit he shot the last one in the head on a dare). How would you like to become that next boyfriend/sex slave Christslave?
Think about it ChristSlave; sure your' life would be a short and miserable exploration of radical peircing but it would make Jesus and Pastor Pistol happy that there is a new Early Romo-Christian mural the Pastoral sauna room. Jesus would win, Landover would win and it is not possible for you to be a bigger looser. Cool, heh? .gif)
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I have a feeling this degenerate will not take you up on your generous offer, Brother Bobby-Joe. At least not without some persuasion. The demons in these sinners' rectums prevent them from understanding what is best for them. You might have to send him unwillingly to meet this gang leader. In the end, when the demons have fled his body, he will understand that what you did was best for him and be thankful.
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-30-2006, 04:12 PM
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originaly posted by: Sister Talitha
Please refrain from using bad language on Gods favourite Forum.
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A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan.
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-30-2006, 06:55 PM
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A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan. 
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Hippy, before you correct a Godly American woman, you should get the demons out of your own mouth. Have you considered Homosexual Reparative Surgery?
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-30-2006, 07:05 PM
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Hippy, before you correct a Godly American woman, you should get the demons out of your own mouth. Have you considered Homosexual Reparative Surgery?
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Do not insult God's ambassador for the unsaved German kingdom.
Have you received a written permission from heaven allowing you to correct God's employee?
Have fun John and 85th fish sadly does it.
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-30-2006, 10:28 PM
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A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan. 
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Listen Homer. God commanded King James to have The Bible(KJV1611) translated into English not German, and in doing so allowed it to be pre-stolen by the British before it then went to It's true American final home.
Just as I have a dual nationality with the Unsaved Kingdom of Britain and Godly USA. Britain also Pre-stole me before I was saved by Jesus Christ and became a True Christian™ in God's own Freehold, Iowa..
Before criticising my English I suggest you take command of your own instead of sitting there playing with your German Sausage.
You will never become a True Christian™ with your present behaviour.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
09-30-2006, 11:01 PM
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A descent American woman using cursed British words. I say it's Satan. 
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Godly Sister Talitha has made substantial strides in losing her silly accent and spelling the way the good Lord intended. She has also stopped using ridiculous words like "peckish" and "taradiddle." Meanwhile you have made no strides whatsoever. You continue to present yourself as an utter cretin.
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
10-01-2006, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.
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Amen! What on earth is this "BiWM" business doing in our GODLY forums? I won't abide any Bilingual Willy Munchers polluting our threads!
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
10-01-2006, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Sister Talitha
Your Homer request for another BiWM to join you in your debauchery will only fall on deaf ears.
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Sad to say, I believe Andreas may have just proved you wrong there.
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
10-01-2006, 02:48 PM
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Sad to say, I believe Andreas may have just proved you wrong there.
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I am sad with you Brother Temperance.
I guess Andreas even now is off with the Homer who started this Thread playing hide the Sausage.
Jesus© weeps.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
10-01-2006, 06:41 PM
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I am sad with you Brother Temperance.
I guess Andreas even now is off with the Homer who started this Thread playing hide the Sausage.
Jesus© weeps.
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I don't know anyone from this forum. And he's obviously not even in Germany.
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
10-01-2006, 06:47 PM
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I don't know anyone from this forum. And he's obviously not even in Germany. 
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Yes, you do. You know JESUS! And JESUS is EVERYWHERE... although less in Germany than elsewhere.
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Re: Seek and Ye Shall Find -
10-01-2006, 07:33 PM
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Yes, you do. You know JESUS! And JESUS is EVERYWHERE...although less in Germany than elsewhere.
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Didn't you know that Jesus went to Germany when he dropped carpentry and decided to become a Englischlehrer.
Have faith in Jesus Englischliebtyp.
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