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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-13-2007, 10:48 PM

Warrior, your coming here has stirred up the piety among our True Christian™ sisters -- And I'm wondering if this isn't the time to re-introduce Friday night girl-on-girl liturgical wrestling. Friday night matches used to be a regular part of our weekly worship services, but after Moon smacked the cubits out of Mrs. Rogers, we had some trouble finding a suitable challenger for Moon's crown, and the Lord suggested that we should put the Wrestling Ministry on hold, while He directed us in other areas. But I think I hear His voice STRONGLY commanding us to schedule a match for this Friday evening, starting at 7 pm in Fellowship Hall, between the wrestlin angel, herself, Sister Talitha and the bodaciously blessed, BTB. It'll be a holy event. Warrior, if you've never before witnessed the power of girl-on-girl liturgical wrestling, then you're in for a blessing from the Lord.


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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-13-2007, 10:51 PM

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Warrior, your coming here has stirred up the piety among our True Christian sisters -- And I'm wondering if this isn't the right time to re-introduce Friday night girl-on-girl liturgical wrestling. Friday night matches used to be a regular part of our weekly worship services, but after Moon smacked the cubits out of Mrs. Rogers, we had some trouble finding a suitable challenger for Moon's crown, and the Lord suggested that we should put the Wrestling Ministry on hold, while He directed us in other areas. But I think I hear His voice STRONGLY commanding us to schedule a match for this Friday evening, starting at 7 pm in Fellowship Hall, between the wrestlin angel, herself, Sister Talitha and the bodaciously blessed, BTB. It'll be a holy event. Warrior, if you've never witnessed the power of girl-on-girl liturgical wrestling before, then you're in for a blessing from the Lord.
Brother, if that be the case I shall be flying out tonight and extending my stay through next week! I am excited to see this Holiest of Holy events in action. I am honored by you and the LORD Jesus Christ!

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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-13-2007, 11:18 PM

Oh Glory!

Another SMACK DOWN for JESUS!!!

I hope Sister Tali takes it easy on me! She is a lot taller.

I better go limber up........

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Another SMACK DOWN for JESUS!!!

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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-13-2007, 11:50 PM

I'll be there later tonight via military charter flight. I'm seeking residence in any Godly True Christian's home that is willing to hold me up for several days while I visit. If I like my stay I will most likely move in, seeing as the community is directly endorsed by God I don't think GWB and the rest of the military should have a problem with me moving in.

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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-14-2007, 12:32 AM

Oh Glory Brother Warrior,

While you are here you should contact Marla Jennings. She is a very wonderful True Christian™ real estate agent.

There are some lovely properties here. You will be most impressed.

Sister Tali and I live in Apostles Grove.

Here is Marla Jennings Web-Site. Enjoy!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/REALESTATE/index.html

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Now sisters, let's not get carried away. This fine young soldier may be a strapping American Manly White Male, but if you'll notice, he is not yet a True Christian™. I happen to know that sister Jennings does not sell to anyone without their Tither's Card, signed by myself or one of the other pastors.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Don't start thinking for yourselves here ladies....


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Now sisters, let's not get carried away. This fine young soldier may be a strapping American Manly White Male, but if you'll notice, he is not yet a True Christian™. I happen to know that sister Jennings does not sell to anyone without their Tither's Card, signed by myself or one of the other pastors.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Don't start thinking for yourselves here ladies....
Yes Brother, I suppose I have quite a way to go.

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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-14-2007, 12:49 AM

You are right Pastor.

I'm going to get off here now and go finish making your steak and potatoe. I'll bring you an ice cold beer in a minute.




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Of course, I'm a good Christian gal (and my husband is a good aim) but It would be delightful to have such a fine red blooded All-American visit my kitchen just to nibble on my Snickerdoodles while discussing church matters.


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Of course, I'm a good Christian gal (and my husband is a good aim) but It would be delightful to have such a fine red blooded All-American visit my kitchen just to nibble on my Snickerdoodles while discussing church matters.
I'm sure your husband wouldn't mind if I brought over a couple of T-Bones for you to cook for us and we kicked back and watched some sports while you slaved away in the kitchen for hours, not saying a word, of course....

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Hello, some of you already know me by now: My name is Corey, I'm an Army Infantry Specialist that operates within the Tenth Mountain Division in Iraq(i.e. Land of slain heathens) from time to time.
Have I ever mentioned how much I loooove this country? Since I'm not a TC, I won't even bother trying...but at least let me watch you work out.

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Have I ever mentioned how much I loooove this country? Since I'm not a TC, I won't even bother trying...but at least let me watch you work out.

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PS - Sister Tali's a hottie. She'd be perfect for you.
Well, if you're looking for aerobic and anaerobic tips I don't see why letting you watch would result in any harm... But I'll be watching you.


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But I'll be watching you.

Thats...that's kinda creepy. What'll you be watching me do? Work out? Dance skyclad? Clean? WHAT?!


This is creepy in a kinky sort of way....


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Thats...that's kinda creepy. What'll you be watching me do? Work out? Dance skyclad? Clean? WHAT?!


This is creepy in a kinky sort of way....


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I do not have patience for this sort of thing. You're not going to convert me to you false, nympho-infested, satanic ways.


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Oh God no. You'd make an awful Wiccan. Fine, I'll leave you be.


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Oh God no. You'd make an awful Wiccan. Fine, I'll leave you be.
Good, I was getting sick of your harrassment. I want to save you, but that doesn't mean I'll put up with you toying with me.


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Believe me soldier, I haven't even started to toy with you.


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Default Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian™ Woman - 04-16-2007, 01:00 PM

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That sounds like one great plan Brother. But in terms of pies, I've been pretty careful lately with where I place them. It seems as though the nigra population is growing in certain areas of Colorado and there has been a sharp increase in pie theft. A coincidence? I doubt it.

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A great use for some of the good ol' landmines perhaps?
If only it were legal, then maybe I wouldn't have to paint my house. I could just set up some landmines and place some pies. Red and black house in no time!


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