Originally Posted by MoonFlower

Well that depends whether the lay was good or you had to fake it.

Well, kiki, I'm off to bed.

Try not to flirt with BJ...or V.

Moon

Not sure who V is but don't worry I won't. Goodnight.

[Hairy Homer]

I can see that the TCs need some help here.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Every Birthday, Valentine, and Anniversary should not to be considered as opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. This doesn't mean we don't love you anymore.

4. Saturday and Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!

7. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

9. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

10. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

11. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

12. If you don't look and dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to look and act like soap opera guys.

13. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!

14. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

15. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

16. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

17. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

18. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

19. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

20. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

21. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

22. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

23. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

24. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

25. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

26. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

27. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

Originally Posted by Hairy Homer

I can see that the TCs need some help here.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2. Every Birthday, Valentine, and Anniversary should not to be considered as opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!

3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. This doesn't mean we don't love you anymore.

4. Saturday and Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

6. We don't remember dates. . . .Period!

7. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

9. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

10. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

11. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

12. If you don't look and dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to look and act like soap opera guys.

13. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!

14. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

15. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

16. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

17. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

18. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

19. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

20. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

21. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

22. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

23. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

24. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

25. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

26. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

27. BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping.

Now see these sound reasonable,just rember the same goes for you as well.

[tommy]

Originally Posted by kikirnw

...

Somehow, your avatar reminds me of Ségolène Royal.

Originally Posted by tommy

Somehow, your avatar reminds me of Ségolène Royal.

Who was that?

[tommy]

Originally Posted by kikirnw

Who was that?

You don't know who Ségolène Royal is?

Originally Posted by tommy

You don't know who Ségolène Royal is?

No I don't.

[tommy]

Originally Posted by kikirnw

No I don't.

I don't blame you since you're an American...

She is a candidate in the Sunday's presidential election in France.

Originally Posted by tommy

I don't blame you since you're an American...

She is a candidate in the Sunday's presidential election in France.

Oh, ok well is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[tommy]

Originally Posted by kikirnw

Oh, ok well is that a good thing or a bad thing?

None of the above, I guess. You merely remind me of her.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

you two bimbos bore me to tears.

This forum is about JESUS!

I hope you are tithing since you are wasting so much GODLY bandwith with your air headed chatter.

WARNING! Exposure to the SON can Save you from BURNING!

Contact a Pastor about getting SAVED today!

Originally Posted by tommy

None of the above, I guess. You merely remind me of her.

As long as its not a bad or hateful thought then thats good then.

[tommy]

Originally Posted by kikirnw

As long as its not a bad or hateful thought then thats good then.

You sound like a lovely person. Why would I be mean to you?

Originally Posted by tommy

You sound like a lovely person. Why would I be mean to you?

Thank you,so do you. I don't know, why anyone would be mean. All I do is ask questions and express my opinion.

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by tommy

You sound like a lovely person. Why would I be mean to you?

Will you two get a damned room? This site is for the worship of Our Saviour not internet dating.

And Tommy, what exactly is a french presidential candidate? Somebody who can run away real quick?

[tommy]

Originally Posted by Deaner

Will you two get a damned room? This site is for the worship of Our Saviour not internet dating.

And Tommy, what exactly is a french presidential candidate? Somebody who can run away real quick?

The odds are best for Sarkozy, who is proamerican. Royal isn't.

Originally Posted by Deaner

Will you two get a damned room? This site is for the worship of Our Saviour not internet dating.

I'm not intersted in internet dating,here. They have other web sites for that.

[MoonFlower]

Good morning people.

I've chosen to ignore BTB's post, but I'm sure she'll be back, as always.

Moon

Originally Posted by MoonFlower

Good morning people.

I've chosen to ignore BTB's post, but I'm sure she'll be back, as always.

Moon

Good morning Moon,how are you?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by kikirnw

Good morning Moon,how are you?

She is unsaved and therefore Hellbound, much like your own worthless self.

Originally Posted by kikirnw

Oh, ok well is that a good thing or a bad thing?

She is a Godless Communist who wants to destroy whatever's left of the free market in France so that the State can fund bigger wage rises for the shiftless union monkeys who farm Christian children to sell to Jews. In other words, it is hard to say which would be more insulting: that awful schweinhund Tommy saying you remind him of Royal, or if he told Segolene that she reminds him of you!