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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-26-2007, 12:31 AM
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Once again, it was meant as a harmless joke, and I apologize if I wounded your delicate sensibilities.
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You need to be on your knees apologizing to Jesus, you vile harlot. He temporarily suffered and died for our sins, and you repay Him with gutter talk about your perverted fantasies? 
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-26-2007, 12:33 AM
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You need to be on your knees apologizing to Jesus, you vile harlot. He temporarily suffered and died for our sins, and you repay Him with gutter talk about your perverted fantasies? |
What does one have to do with the other?
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-26-2007, 12:54 AM
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What does one have to do with the other?
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The mere fact that you have to ask that question reveals how lonely and depraved your life truly is. You are so far removed from His love that you can't even smell it from where you are.
Clearly, your father is satan.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-26-2007, 01:59 AM
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Nah, My quiver is just fine,right now. The 10 to 12 kids kind of scared me off alittle.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-27-2007, 09:01 PM
kiki, we need to talk. Word has it in town that you've been going around and trying to seduce our men. Now, you know very well that I've already "claimed" two and some others are taken as well. Believe me kiki, if any of the women here had to compete with you for a man, I'm sure you'd lose, so back up. 
Now, either you respect them like the fundies that they are, or the women of Landover, including myself are gonna have to resort to some serious ass kickin'. Understood?
A very ticked off Moon 
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-27-2007, 11:19 PM
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kiki, we need to talk. Word has it in town that you've been going around and trying to seduce our men. Now, you know very well that I've already "claimed" two and some others are taken as well. Believe me kiki, if any of the women here had to compete with you for a man, I'm sure you'd lose, so back up.
Now, either you respect them like the fundies that they are, or the women of Landover, including myself are gonna have to resort to some serious ass kickin'. Understood?
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Is THIS the reason Kiki is leaving us? Because the witch is threatening her?
B-J, she lives in YOUR closet. Straighten this gal out! She's driving our innocent Kiki out into the wilderness!!
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-27-2007, 11:21 PM
Pay no heed to Moon, Kiki.
She will be dealt with.
In our way.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-28-2007, 03:02 AM
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Nah, My quiver is just fine,right now. The 10 to 12 kids kind of scared me off alittle.
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Please heed Sister Talitha's advice. Moonflower will only lead you even further from the Lord and any prospects of Salvation©. Her insinuations are at the very least the pot calling the kettle black. She has continually attempted to seduce the good men of Landover herself, but of course to no avail.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-30-2007, 04:05 AM
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Moonflower will only lead you even further from the Lord and any prospects of Salvation©.
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The only thing I intend on leading her further from is BJ and V. That's all. If she wants to worship baby Jesus, then by all means, have at it.
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She has continually attempted to seduce the good men of Landover herself, but of course to no avail.
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Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.
If she doesn't want to come back, it's probably because you guys scared her off.
Moon
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
05-01-2007, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MoonFlower
The only thing I intend on leading her further from is BJ and V. That's all. If she wants to worship baby Jesus, then by all means, have at it.
Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.
If she doesn't want to come back, it's probably because you guys scared her off.
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I can't help noticing that that sentence is well below your usual standard of literacy Moon. That "and" where you presumably meant to write "are", also seems like a Freudian slip. I am driven to wonder how many hands you had on the Keyboard as you wrote that, Moon. The demons of laciviousness and lust have you in a stranglehold, I'm afraid, and only Jesus can release you. You must give up your witchery and hippy perversions before it is too late Moon. You appreciate that you will not only go blind on earth at this rate, but spend all of eternity in hell in a specially designed area full of the most hunky and handsome men all of whom are gay and have no tallywhackers.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
05-01-2007, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by MoonFlower
Wrong. I haven't tried seducing you, Nereu, Wash, Father Mo, OYK, Eliot, ect. The only two Landover men on my wish list and BJ and V.
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You appear to have misspelled "yet".
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
05-01-2007, 09:55 PM
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You appear to have misspelled "yet".
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No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather. 
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
05-01-2007, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MoonFlower
No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.
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I have checked in the online acronym finder and the only thing that makes sense is Ecuador Time (ECT). So you haven't tried to seduce us Ecuador Time? You really are not making very much sense Moon. You are going to have to lay off those mushrooms, or the wacky baccy. We warned you that these carnal indulgences and overuse of hallucinogenic and other agents would turn your brain into green cheese. Plainly this is what is happening. You need to find Jesus and quick, Moon, before you are as illiterate as most of the kids who come here.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
05-01-2007, 11:12 PM
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No, it was supposed to be "ect". I don't seduce men old enough to be my grandfather.
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I think I see -- Ect is the nickname of someone old enough to be your grandfather. I wonder who that could be... Now you are 32, so that means he would have to be... well, absolutely ancient.
And aren't you old enough to be Wash's mother?  
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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