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Looking for christian lover -
07-22-2010, 03:53 PM
I am looking for a gay christian lover.
Hoping to father many, many children with, in years to come.
If everything goes well i am also hoping to marry.
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Re: Looking for christian lover -
07-22-2010, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by IamAhomo
I am looking for a gay christian lover.
Hoping to father many, many children with, in years to come.
If everything goes well i am also hoping to marry.
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Gay and Christian can NEVER be in the same sentence.
Stands to reason. How on earth can two of the same gender CONCEIVE a child?
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Looking for christian lover -
07-22-2010, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Charli
Gay and Christian can NEVER be in the same sentence.
Stands to reason. How on earth can two of the same gender CONCEIVE a child?
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Here's a picture of me and my ex-bf:
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Last edited by Pastor Isaac Peters; 07-22-2010 at 05:22 PM.
Reason: Women and children read this board, so keep it clean, pal.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
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Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Looking for christian lover -
07-22-2010, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by IamAhomo
gay christian
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Oxymormon.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Looking for christian lover -
07-23-2010, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by IamAhomo
I am looking for a gay christian lover.
Hoping to father many, many children with, in years to come.
If everything goes well i am also hoping to marry.
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No such thing. Shoo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Looking for christian lover -
07-23-2010, 05:24 AM
I wonder why LBC seems to attract so many homers.
Maybe they have heard of Betty Bower's BASH program
http://www.bettybowers.com/bash.html
Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals.
Praise God. 
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Looking for christian lover -
07-23-2010, 05:55 AM
Listen little boy. This is not a baby sitting forum. Your parents should be supervising you better. If you have nothing better to do, go and read the Bible.
 Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Looking for christian lover -
07-23-2010, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
If you have nothing better to do, go and read the Bible.
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There is nothing better to do.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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