[self_abusing_sinner]

Hi,

I am an ordinary man looking for an ordinary woman, nothing special or fancy just normally healthy and happy. I am thirty one, and like to do sports (cycling, running, swimming) and also play a bit on a guitar. I am currently unemployed, because jobs are hard to find, but I am willing to do anything. I am not qualified for everything though..

I have a lot of respect for my elders, when they are well-behaved, and love children, and above all, I love perfectly ordinary, simple, happy women.

Regards.

sas

ps. As you can see I am not a True Christian™ but I AM a Genuine Christian™ lol sorry it's just a bit funny to me sometimes, the whole tm thing, no harm or uncalled disrespect intended..

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

Hi,

I am an ordinary man looking for an ordinary woman, nothing special or fancy just normally healthy and happy. I am thirty one, and like to do sports (cycling, running, swimming) and also play a bit on a guitar. I am currently unemployed, because jobs are hard to find, but I am willing to do anything. I am not qualified for everything though..

I'm sorry but you've basically hit on everything that moved on this board and now you've decided to post this? 31, unemployed, guitar player? Hey ladies, if you don't want to reply on here, just check the street corners in downtown Des Moines (or whatever city you ladies happen to live in). They're a dime a dozen.

I have a lot of respect for my elders, when they are well-behaved, and love children, and above all, I love perfectly ordinary, simple, happy women.

We already know of your love for the 14 and under group, you've made that quite clear. Oh and you forgot to mention your love for the men with beards, perhaps that's what you meant by "respect for my elders". As for women, all it takes to get my wife angry is to mention "sas is back". She's so mad I think she's going to scrub the tile right off the kitchen floor.

As you can see I am not a True Christian™ but I AM a Genuine Christian™ lol sorry it's just a bit funny to me sometimes, the whole tm thing, no harm or uncalled disrespect intended..

You've posted papist propaganda, hit on the men and all of the young women on this board, declared yourself THE truer christian and the truest christian, but you want us to let you date our daughters? You have got to be joking!
Maybe you should go sniffing around one of your papist boards.

[Jedediah]

Have you tried prayer?

God has a plan for all of us, even unsaved trash.

Matthew 19:12
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Have you repented? How committed are you to Him?

Have faith, and He will answer your prayers. If He doesn't, it just goes to show that you lack faith.

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

I have a lot of respect for my elders, when they are well-behaved, and love children,

God does not like liars. It makes Baby Jesus cry.

Proverbs 17:4 (King James Version)
4 A wicked doer giveth heed to false lips; and a liar giveth ear to a naughty tongue.

You have shown within the last hour that you do not respect elders that are well behaved and love children. Quite clearly, as a result of his generosity, Reverend Jim has shown his love of children by giving a gift to one. You have been totally disrespectful of him and his kindness. Not to mention the way YOU have treated Felicity by not apologising or at least biting your naughty tongue.

While I know that no True Christian woman will take note of this thread, I hope no single females (even goths, catlicks or atheists) answer this atrocious desperate plea for a partner.

[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

... I am currently unemployed, because jobs are hard to find, but I am willing to do anything. I am not qualified for everything though...

With attitude you have spawn across this forum what do you think your chances are?

It appears that the True Christian women here have better qualifications than you.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

Hi,

I am an ordinary man looking for an ordinary woman, nothing special or fancy just normally healthy and happy. I am thirty one, and like to do sports (cycling, running, swimming) and also play a bit on a guitar. I am currently unemployed, because jobs are hard to find, but I am willing to do anything. I am not qualified for everything though..

I have a lot of respect for my elders, when they are well-behaved, and love children, and above all, I love perfectly ordinary, simple, happy women.

Regards.

sas

ps. As you can see I am not a True Christian™ but I AM a Genuine Christian™ lol sorry it's just a bit funny to me sometimes, the whole tm thing, no harm or uncalled disrespect intended..

Now you are just being creepy. If you where the last man on earth and the procreation of man depended on it..... well lets just say extinction.

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

I am an ordinary man looking for an ordinary woman, nothing special or fancy just normally healthy and happy.

Given your fetish for Brother James and Cranky's beards, I think I have found the perfect woman for you.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by Sister Charli

Given your fetish for Brother James and Cranky's beards, I think I have found the perfect woman for you.

I think he'd like her better if she was wearing a papist cross.

[Lisa H]

Since she would have to "wear the pants" and go out to work to support him, maybe someone like this

[self_abusing_sinner]

I'm sorry for my attitude but I hope you can sympathize at least that your manners come across as a bit brash, especially since you said that God hated my country and I took that personally, anyway it seems more fair now that I've posted reasons why God hates Iowa, and I guess I could find similar reasons for Him hating Freehold, so it's not like some carte blanche you're all damned kind of thing, which put me on the defensive, from the beginning.

Then when I got here, uh I saw a picture of BibleThumpinBlonde and I thought wow, so I checked out her profile yea I know that was lust but anyway I saw she was engaged so that was that, but also read her story, how she was married at fourteen to what appears to be some really old guy, then I read that Pastor Osmond at sixty-four married a twenty-three year old and I just assumed the worst, but was happy to learn that Cranky Old Man married someone of eighteen when he was twenty-two and that Jamess Dewitt is engaged(married?) to a woman his own age, or close, so I kinda thought you all married really young women to old men and that made me well, it didn't exactly impress me it seemed more well for lack of a stronger word, uh wrong!! That didn't really come out well... but I'm trying!

Also, there was Felicity, who I found out was sixteen, who had like a too great willingness to make friends with me, at thirty-one, so I just thought you were all uh BASED ON THOSE IMPRESSIONS ALONE, ... crazy.

I've seen evidence to the contrary and am happy to say it's not the case, at least for all of you, and I suspect, the majority.

I guess that's an apology as well as an explanation for my behaviour.. Which I can understand may have been.. annoying, but some of the stuff that's posted here well it just (pisses people of).

I'm at your mercy,

sas

[Sister Charli]

Goodness me ... how could she go out without her jewellery.

Necklace and matching earrings.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

I'm sorry for my attitude but I hope you can sympathize at least that your manners come across as a bit brash, especially since you said that God hated my country and I took that personally, anyway it seems more fair now that I've posted reasons why God hates Iowa, and I guess I could find similar reasons for Him hating Freehold, so it's not like some carte blanche you're all damned kind of thing, which put me on the defensive, from the beginning.

All you've done since you've shown up here is acted like a fool. You're not a papist, but post papist propaganda. Yes you posted that silly "God hates Iowa" thread, and you'll notice that it died due to lack of interest. You don't think we don't see what is going on around us? As for God hating Freehold, how can you say anything about Freehold? Have you ever been here? Have you met anyone from here? You would be making your judgement on your erroneous viewpoints, and you're one who is subject to fantasies.

Then when I got here, uh I saw a picture of BibleThumpinBlonde and I thought wow, so I checked out her profile yea I know that was lust but anyway I saw she was engaged so that was that, but also read her story, how she was married at fourteen to what appears to be some really old guy, then I read that Pastor Osmond at sixty-four married a twenty-three year old and I just assumed the worst, but was happy to learn that Cranky Old Man married someone of eighteen when he was twenty-two and that Jamess Dewitt is engaged(married?) to a woman his own age, or close, so I kinda thought you all married really young women to old men and that made me well, it didn't exactly impress me it seemed more well for lack of a stronger word, uh wrong!! That didn't really come out well... but I'm trying!

Also, there was Felicity, who I found out was sixteen, who had like a too great willingness to make friends with me, at thirty-one, so I just thought you were all uh BASED ON THOSE IMPRESSIONS ALONE, ... crazy.

So you think we force women to marry older men and based on that erroneous view point, you think we're going to "give" Felicity to you? Is that why you're so on Reverend Osborne? Are you jealous? Do you think he's coming between you and the woman of your dreams? You've shown stalking behavior since you came onto this board and now I'm worried that you are going to come after Felicity. Sure she is friendly, because she has been raised in a Christian home and protected by the love of Jesus. I pray my boys find someone as sweet as her to be their wives.

I've seen evidence to the contrary and am happy to say it's not the case, at least for all of you, and I suspect, the majority.

You make me nervous, boy.

I guess that's an apology as well as an explanation for my behaviour.. Which I can understand may have been.. annoying, but some of the stuff that's posted here well it just (pisses people of).

Boy, I suggest you walk away from those papists and go find yourself a head-doctor. Since you live in a communist country, you don't have to pay for it.

[self_abusing_sinner]

If you can fix me up with Salma Hayek, I wouldn't mind you know :p





But as far as I know she's already married so what kind of ungodly suggestion is this? hmm

hehe

sas

[self_abusing_sinner]

Originally Posted by Seth Campbell

All you've done since you've shown up here is acted like a fool. You're not a papist, but post papist propaganda. Yes you posted that silly "God hates Iowa" thread, and you'll notice that it died due to lack of interest. You don't think we don't see what is going on around us? As for God hating Freehold, how can you say anything about Freehold? Have you ever been here? Have you met anyone from here? You would be making your judgement on your erroneous viewpoints, and you're one who is subject to fantasies.

So you think we force women to marry older men and based on that erroneous view point, you think we're going to "give" Felicity to you? Is that why you're so on Reverend Osborne? Are you jealous? Do you think he's coming between you and the woman of your dreams? You've shown stalking behavior since you came onto this board and now I'm worried that you are going to come after Felicity. Sure she is friendly, because she has been raised in a Christian home and protected by the love of Jesus. I pray my boys find someone as sweet as her to be their wives.


You make me nervous, boy.


Boy, I suggest you walk away from those papists and go find yourself a head-doctor. Since you live in a communist country, you don't have to pay for it.

First of all, the reason I post 'papist' propagance, which I just really consider stuff, is because I spent some time among them and learnt from them and read their works, also stuff by and about Saints, exceptional Christians, like St Francis of Assisi who once uttered a word that was a little harsh against one of his brothers, and asked that he in turn step three times on his throat with his full weight that he learn not to do it again, anyway I bet none of you are that holy, even in Freehold, so I felt inspired by that, and that it is ridiculous that you vent against them when you don't even know them, other than from the news. But I am NOT Catholic, I was offered to join but decided to say no, because I did not feel worthy. As I do not feel worthy to join ANY Christian Church, YOURS INCLUDED, so don't make it about that! I should say more but I'm not exactly clear in the head right now..

About countries. Well Cranky Old Man seems to have a lot to say about countries HE never visited, but read about on the internet (I can only assume) and since he never been here (since we are all so God forsaken) I assume HE has never met anyone on European soil, either? So why does he get a freebie? It's unfair, and to mock justice is to mock the Lord. You know that.

And I didn't think anyone was 'giving' Felicity to me, but it sort of spooked me, and maybe this was just me, that she seemed to be courting me, and I don't mean this the wrong way, but I feared she had been raised by her parents to go 'after' older men, if that makes sense, and that horrified me, and you can see in her profile how I said I did not and do not want or wish any contact, and yet she does not acknowledge that but 'thanks me for a compliment' missing the point, and what is more, after that, sent me a message privately asking me 'Why I did not want to be friends with her?'. I explained it already, I'm thirty-one and feel it is inappropriate, I don't know what else to say, can someone here explain it to her.

Thank you.

Some of the people here make me nervous too, though you're far from the top of that list, you still got some rather prejudiced views that I find at best unenlightened. I wonder what would happen if a black man should take a stroll through your land, would you string him up under a tree? That and other things. Things that I don't consider Christian, at least. So let's say that the feeling is mutual and I'm trying to do my best while you seem to be hellbent on holding on to your grudges and "pet hates", or whatever.

OMG Europe is democratic, not communist. Have you been living under a rock? I know that's rude but it's the first thing that comes to mind. Also, seems to me you pay taxes to have roads to drive on and a fire department to call. That sounds every bit as communist as over here, you are just not willing to admit it. Maybe J. Edgar Hoover should pay Freehold a visit, root out your communist selves, from among the righteous, starting with the people who support communist roads and fire stations. Bunch of hypocrites. Just saying.

Regards.

sas

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

I should say more but I'm not exactly clear in the head right now..

Illicit substances and excessive alcohol are bad for you .... you know.

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

I wonder what would happen if a black man should take a stroll through your land, would you string him up under a tree?

I don't think I like what you are insinuating here. There are plenty of black men at Freehold.

Brother James has at least a dozen working for him alone. Not to mention how many Pastor Zeke and the others all have.

[Lisa H]

How sincere is your apology to renounce your evil ways and turn to the Lord. Is it just some devil trickery to avoid eternal damnation like others before you.

Job 34
29 When he giveth quietness, who then can make trouble? and when he hideth his face, who then can behold him? whether it be done against a nation, or against a man only:
30 That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.
31 Surely it is meet to be said unto God, I have borne chastisement, I will not offend any more:
32 That which I see not teach thou me: if I have done iniquity, I will do no more.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Originally Posted by Sister Charli

I don't think I like what you are insinuating here. There are plenty of black men at Freehold.

Brother James has at least a dozen working for him alone. Not to mention how many Pastor Zeke and the others all have.

HOW WAS I TO KNOW BASED ON THE WAY YOU TALK HERE HUH????????

sas

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

HOW WAS I TO KNOW BASED ON THE WAY YOU TALK HERE HUH????????

sas

Well if you read the bible as we suggested you would understand it is quite acceptable to have slaves.

Leviticus 25:48-53 (King James Version)
48After that he is sold he may be redeemed again; one of his brethren may redeem him:
49Either his uncle, or his uncle's son, may redeem him, or any that is nigh of kin unto him of his family may redeem him; or if he be able, he may redeem himself.
50And he shall reckon with him that bought him from the year that he was sold to him unto the year of jubile: and the price of his sale shall be according unto the number of years, according to the time of an hired servant shall it be with him.
51If there be yet many years behind, according unto them he shall give again the price of his redemption out of the money that he was bought for.
52And if there remain but few years unto the year of jubile, then he shall count with him, and according unto his years shall he give him again the price of his redemption.
53And as a yearly hired servant shall he be with him: and the other shall not rule with rigour over him in thy sigh t.

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by self_aware_sinner

exceptional Christians, like St Francis of Assisi who once uttered a word that was a little harsh against one of his brothers, and asked that he in turn step three times on his throat with his full weight that he learn not to do it again, anyway I bet none of you are that holy, even in Freehold,

This seems sane to you? Even holy? Where in the Bible does it tell you to let people jump on your neck?

I was offered to join but decided to say no, because I did not feel worthy. As I do not feel worthy to join ANY Christian Church, YOURS INCLUDED, so don't make it about that! I should say more but I'm not exactly clear in the head right now..

You felt unworthy to join a group that protects and hides pedophiles? I am seriously becoming worried about your mental state of mind.

About countries. Well Cranky Old Man seems to have a lot to say about countries HE never visited, but read about on the internet (I can only assume) and since he never been here (since we are all so God forsaken) I assume HE has never met anyone on European soil, either?

Well if you bothered to read our board instead of jumping to conclusions you would of known that Brother Cranky just got back from Scotland.

maybe this was just me, that she seemed to be courting me, and I don't mean this the wrong way, but I feared she had been raised by her parents to go 'after' older men,

Wow, now I'm really worried about you. You really believe that anyone who is nice to you is hitting on you? I never saw Felicity hit on you once, she's a sweet innocent girl and for you to see anything dirty in her posts speaks a lot about you.

I wonder what would happen if a black man should take a stroll through your land, would you string him up under a tree?

I don't know, why don't I go ask Leroy, my kennel manager. You know what else? I leave him alone with the wife, they work the dogs together. My wife is actually nice to him (she's the one that gave him the kennel manager title), so I'm sure in your own sick twisted mind she is hitting on him.

OMG Europe is democratic, not communist. Have you been living under a rock?

No I live in the LAND OF THE FREE!

Maybe J. Edgar Hoover should pay Freehold a visit, root out your communist selves, from among the righteous

Well that would be stinky considering he died in 1972.