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Default Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii - 08-18-2010, 02:46 AM
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I see your date with Luke went well and you had a good time.
Oh dear. I hadn't really thought of it as a "date". I have never been on a date before. *giggle*

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Default Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii - 08-18-2010, 03:07 AM
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Oh dear. I hadn't really thought of it as a "date". I have never been on a date before. *giggle*
Just as well you have the Pastor and his wife to keep things in check. I am so excited for you.

Billy Bob is such a gentleman, I cannot understand why Ethel was so mean to him. It was nice of him to protect me from the fire dancer. I tended to his burns by rubbing burn cream on him. He said it was like having a demons cast out of him.

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Default Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii - 08-18-2010, 06:49 AM
I took Billy Bob on his surprise trip today. I drove and Billy Bob said he would ride shot gun. I don’t know what that means but he seemed quite happy with that. The trip went well expect for when some vagrant window washers approached the car.

I was surprised at how religious Billy Bob is when he is a passenger. Most of the trip he was praying to Jesus that we arrive safely. His prayers were answered as we arrived safely, it was also the quickest time I made.

I took Billy Bob to the Pearl Harbour war memorial. It was such a moving experience for him. When we arrived he told me one his family members had served on the USS Arizona. We found the memorial wall.



After awhile of searching we found the name on the memorial war.



We spent nearly all day at the Pearl Harbour memorial and finished the trip with a helicopter ride. It was a lovely but sad sight to see. I think this must have been Billy Bob's first time in a helicopter as he seemed nervous. I held his hand to comfort him.


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this was great victory but you would be greatest victory for Japan. I am total surprise you with early morning attack and dive down and drop so many bomb you are never know what hit you.
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this was great victory but you would be greatest victory for Japan. I am total surprise you with early morning attack and dive down and drop so many bomb you are never know what hit you.
I suppose you would have to repeatedly "bomb" Lisa in order to have any effect, seeing as your Yellow Peril is so very small.

Leave her alone, you randy little sod!

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I suppose you would have to repeatedly "bomb" Lisa in order to have any effect, seeing as your Yellow Peril is so very small.

Leave her alone, you randy little sod!
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Default Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii - 08-18-2010, 09:28 AM
Quote Hitochi: "this was great victory but you would be greatest victory for Japan. I am total surprise you with early morning attack and dive down and drop so many bomb you are never know what hit you."

I'm not sure what you are talking about, but if I understand you right, then I totally agree.
It was indeed a great victory to USA the day the yellow evil, came and attacked the proud US Navy. The Japanees were so surprised to see the great army they were facing, that about 99.9 percent of the Commu-Jap soldiers kamakazeed themself into eternal sufering in the oven of evil.



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Default Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii - 08-18-2010, 10:29 AM
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Is that a sumo nappy you are wearing?

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Default Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii - 08-18-2010, 01:31 PM
Can't someone ban the gook?


I want to hear more about the "quiet times" the lumberjack and his lady friend are having.

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Default Re: Lisa Meets Billy Bob in Hawaii - 08-18-2010, 01:53 PM
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Can't someone ban the gook?


I want to hear more about the "quiet times" the lumberjack and his lady friend are having.
That randy Jap was annoying I think he has gone. At the moment I have been rubbing some more burn cream on Billy Bob's Burns. We have also been listening to Bible verses on the J Pad's King James Bible App

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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