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Default I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-05-2010, 07:33 AM

I know I don't post a lot on here, since I can be pretty shy, but I really want to learn to be a good wife and a good True Christian.
I do have a bit of an "active" past, which would qualify me as "broken goods", but I don't want to be an unmarried spinster for the rest of my life.
I have been cooking and learning new recipes lately. I know I'm not as good as the True Christian women there in Freehold, but I am getting much better.
When I'm not working (I still have to pay rent by myself at the moment, unfortunately) I've been making sure my apartment is as clean as it can be and doing laundry as often as I can.

Is there any hope for me?
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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-05-2010, 08:12 AM

Welcome Lydia

You have come to the right place as it is God's favourite Ministry.

With the help and counsel by the Godly True Christian™ Pastors here worthless, decrepit and "broken goods" like yourself are rejuvenated and reinvigorated by the power of Jesus

Tell us a little more about yourself and your tawdry past


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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-05-2010, 12:35 PM

There is always hope once you decide to join Jesus.

Before you focus on getting a husband your primary focus should be to become a True Christian™. Did you study the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible yet and are you doing everything it says?

Do you have your fathers permission to be here?


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-05-2010, 04:29 PM

Even though I have never sinned , I am extraordinarily lucky to have found myself a True Christian™ man such as Billy Bob, my eternal love and strong guiding hand. If it were not for him I would still be damned, ignorant of the true meaning of scripture and shrouded in darkness without the love of Jesus. There is nothing that Jesus hates more than an ignorant woman without the love of a True Christian™ man, even if she is perfect and spotless.

The best way to attract a True Christian™ man is to tie your hair back in a bandana, get down on all fours and scrub the floor mercilessly. They love that. Periodically, when a trickle of sweat should appear, tilt your head back and wipe it with the back of your hand, expiring audibly into the air. Then quickly resume. Never allow your filthy sweat to fall upon the floor, which should be as clean as the dishes when you are done with it.

My husband Billy Bob is nodding in agreement as I type this.

If I hadn't gotten down on all fours and started scrubbing the floor as soon as Billy Bob walked into the room, he might never have noticed me! It could save your soul!


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But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-06-2010, 01:15 AM

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I know I don't post a lot on here, since I can be pretty shy
Being a shy woman is good, it is the out of control harlots I have a problem with. My motto is if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all - as women hardly ever stop bickering it's best they keep quiet at all times.

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I do have a bit of an "active" past, which would qualify me as "broken goods", but I don't want to be an unmarried spinster for the rest of my life.
You are right - your fornication and subsequent loss of maidenhead really dirty up your record which is going to make it tough for you to find a good Christian husband, you might want to look for the slightly older gentlemen whose wives have sadly passed away. Lest we not forget, a good Christian man may forgive you if you show yourself reformed:

Colossians 3:13 (King James Version)
13Forbearing one another, and forgiving one another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as Christ forgave you, so also do ye.


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Is there any hope for me?
Of course, there is hope for anyone willing to completely devote their lives to Jesus and repent. The problem starts when you drift away from the Bible's teachings and start trying to think for yourself.


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A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-07-2010, 07:56 PM

Even before I was a TC™ man, I taught Delores proper wifely duties with a dog leash, a ball gag, and a cat-o-nine-tails. Works like a charm.
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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-07-2010, 08:16 PM

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Even before I was a TC™ man, I taught Delores proper wifely duties with a dog leash, a ball gag, and a cat-o-nine-tails. Works like a charm.
Brother it goes to confirm the old adage that simple things are always the best

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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-08-2010, 09:55 AM

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The best way to attract a True Christian™ man is to tie your hair back in a bandana, get down on all fours and scrub the floor mercilessly. They love that. Periodically, when a trickle of sweat should appear, tilt your head back and wipe it with the back of your hand, expiring audibly into the air. Then quickly resume. Never allow your filthy sweat to fall upon the floor, which should be as clean as the dishes when you are done with it.
That paints a mighty purtty picture in my mind, Cindy Lou.


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Default Re: I need a TC man to teach me to be a TC wife - 09-08-2010, 07:57 PM

Hello there, my sweet Terran pancake. If that is indeed you in your avatar, you're hotter than the lava rivers on Betelgeuse IV. If it's a True Captain® you're looking for to show you the space ropes, then look no further! Just knock on the door to my ready room where there is plenty of room and I am plenty ready! LOL! Just don't mind Spock. He likes to watch.


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