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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
06-22-2009, 11:48 PM
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I find your post questionable on several levels. Do you have something against Southerners? There is no room for racism here at Landover, friend.
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no problem with southerners whatsoever.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-05-2009, 11:26 PM
This is just sick. i've seen some messed up things but this definatly goes on my top 10.... i've got it figured, your the 21st century version of the klu klux klan.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-05-2009, 11:35 PM
I'm a bit puzzled, the 21st century version of the Klan is little more that a social club and a self-help group of Christians. Why would that sicken anyone?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-06-2009, 07:10 AM
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I'm a bit puzzled, the 21st century version of the Klan is little more that a social club and a self-help group of Christians. Why would that sicken anyone?
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Because they simply don't have any honor anymore, Brother. They don't fulfill their mission!
When's the last time you saw a Klan Klavern raising toys for toddlers?
Have you seen a single Klonvocation at any major city's convention center in decades?
For that matter, has there been a single Kleagle trying to get new members anywhere in Freehold this month?
I will give them credit, some Klaverns have tried to reach outside their typical demographic:
Check out this recruitment film!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-06-2009, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I'm a bit puzzled, the 21st century version of the Klan is little more that a social club and a self-help group of Christians. Why would that sicken anyone?
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why would that sicken anyone? because the klu klux klan are a bunch of racist piffles like yourselves
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-06-2009, 07:46 AM
We are not racist. We actually have an anti-racist filter powered by JesOS on our computers which removes any hateful, racist messages. You are just making baseless accusations, Jade. In the future, if you're going to label someone...make sure you have something to back you up. LANDOVER IS NOT RACIST. End of story.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-28-2009, 10:10 PM
What the hell is an ex-negro? Negro is the term that refers to black people. Your still black, unless your going down the path that michael jackson took
"I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose."
"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand." - Mark Twain
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
07-28-2009, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Spheres of Madness
What the hell is an ex-negro? Negro is the term that refers to black people. Your still black, unless your going down the path that michael jackson took
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Jackson was a disease ridden nigra pervert. 
No resemblance whatsoever to the Saved® ex-negroes at Landover. PRAISE!
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-01-2009, 03:21 AM
Brother Remy, why would you want to be considered a white?
You are Black!!
And yes, I'm gonna say Black.
Not Negro.
Or Negra.
Black or African American are the proper names.
Do you still indulge yourself in the wonders of Fried Chicken?
Cherry Kool-Aid?
Grape Soda?
I love 'em all.
Doesn't it hurt to be considered black by everybody you know (who's in their right minds)?
Seeing as you're an "honorary white."
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-01-2009, 03:25 AM
Why are you so racist, Atheist?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-23-2009, 02:08 AM
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Why are you so racist, Atheist?
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If it's immoral you know an atheist will have some part in it.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-06-2009, 06:00 PM
I have seen footage of blacks in their so called "churches" and they sing and dance and interrupt while the "pastor" sweats and chants and jibber jabbers like James Brown on meth. They also seem to prefer using fans instead of air conditioning, and whats going on with the way they dress? All those bright colors and big hats are certainly a distraction.
Did you ever go to one of these stupid "churches" back before you were normal and if so why are the people the way they are instead of being more like real Christians?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-06-2009, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
I have seen footage of blacks in their so called "churches" and they sing and dance and interrupt while the "pastor" sweats and chants and jibber jabbers like James Brown on meth. They also seem to prefer using fans instead of air conditioning, and whats going on with the way they dress? All those bright colors and big hats are certainly a distraction.
Did you ever go to one of these stupid "churches" back before you were normal and if so why are the people the way they are instead of being more like real Christians?
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I too look forward to an explanation for this behavior Brother Marshall. I have always assumed it was from eating fried chicken, chitlins, and watermelon.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-06-2009, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
I have seen footage of blacks in their so called "churches" and they sing and dance and interrupt while the "pastor" sweats and chants and jibber jabbers like James Brown on meth. They also seem to prefer using fans instead of air conditioning, and whats going on with the way they dress? All those bright colors and big hats are certainly a distraction.
Did you ever go to one of these stupid "churches" back before you were normal and if so why are the people the way they are instead of being more like real Christians?
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Yes, I have been to one of those churches back before I was truly Saved.
What you witnessed was the throws of pain, brother. Agonizing pain and suffering. You must remember that the nigra is cursed with a drop of hellfire in their blood. This single drop burns them from the inside out as it courses through their veins giving them their dark insidious hues. This same drop longs to return to the Lake of Fire which is why nigra are so very prone to sin and unrighteousness. That drop of hellfire is calling them home.
Well, the Lake of fire is incompatible with the GLORY OF JESUS!!! The more they struggle against satan the hotter it gets. So they start to sweating and the pain gets them jumping and hollering like monkeys. So they start a'shuckin and a'jivin in their throws of misery. It is a wonder that any godless piece of nigra filth can ever be Saved considering the pain they must endure, but some of them do it because Jesus is leading the way. GLORY!!! It's like withdrawal from sin and there ain't any better cure than JESUS!! PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME!!! Once Jesus has Healed them they will leave those ghetto churches to congregate will normal people.
Those big gaudy hats are mean to to tell the sows apart from the bucks. It's hard enough to distinguish between the younger jigaboos and with age it just gets more and more difficult.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-09-2009, 12:16 AM
How do you call yourself an "ex-negro"? If the term "Negro" refers to one having black, or dark skin, how do you become not a negro?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-09-2009, 12:29 AM
You didn't even read the thread, did you?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-09-2009, 01:02 AM
To be honest, no.
But i just really want that question answered.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-09-2009, 01:10 AM
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To be honest, no.
But i just really want that question answered.
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Well we aren't here to spoon feed you, heathen. Read the thread from the start or bugger off. Jesus provided a "search" function on this forum for a reason.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-10-2009, 02:00 PM
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How do you call yourself an "ex-negro"? If the term "Negro" refers to one having black, or dark skin, how do you become not a negro?
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Another bigot I see.
Check out the very bottom link in my signature. I've laid the race debate to rest.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
09-16-2009, 07:43 PM
is it true you can spot a grain of rice from a mile off?
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