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09-17-2011, 02:46 AM
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I hope you know, posting something like this just death metal screams animal cruelty  I hope they lock your sadistic ass up and unleash the homosexual prisoners upon you when you drop the soap. Have a nice day :]
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Huh? Are you snorting the weed?
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09-17-2011, 02:51 AM
The weed? Ohhh, a clever term for marijuana, of course. I'm pretty sure you inhale it through smoking, not snorting. As for me, I am straightedge, meaning I don't believe in the use of material substances for pleasure. As for you, I would highly recommend "hitting up the blunt" every chance you get, it might seriously help you.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 02:54 AM
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I hope you know, posting something like this just death metal screams animal cruelty  I hope they lock your sadistic ass up and unleash the homosexual prisoners upon you when you drop the soap. Have a nice day :]
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Perhaps I missed something in the Bible that tells me this is wrong? Could you point it out to me?
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 02:57 AM
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I'm pretty sure you inhale it through smoking, not snorting.
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This is one of the rare ocasions where I take junkie's word over Christians. I am 100% you have very good knowledge of abusing drugs.
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09-17-2011, 03:00 AM
Oh yeah, you know it. Just me and Moses here, burnin' that bush...
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 03:03 AM
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Oh yeah, you know it. Just me and Moses here, burnin' that bush...
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I'll take that is a confirmation of my original post. As the scripture I cited says, the Bible tells us:
1) We have dominion over all of the Earth
2) When animals we own hurt or even "push" people, they must die
3) If we allow animals we own to hurt or even "push" people, we must die
4) While beating the animal to death with a stone is the main manner listed in the Bible for this, God also demonstrated that when he is upset with Man, he drowned every living thing slowly,
My only question was, which way should I use.
Now if you have a problem with ANY of that, please cite the Scripture that shows that I have misread any of this.
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09-17-2011, 03:05 AM
PS: For a discussion of WHY God chose stoning, please see this document:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58411
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09-17-2011, 03:11 AM
I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 03:31 AM
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I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?
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Oh yes. We are all God's creation, and all are equal. Every animal is equal to us, and killing one would be immoral. As such, I assume you never wash your blankets, sheets, pillowcases or clothing, And never vacuum your carpet or wash your rugs. Otherwise you would be responsible for the deaths of thousands of dust mites, animals with as much right to exist as you, right?
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 03:32 AM
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I have a Grimoire, which is my Bible, that I wrote. My book, written in the last year, not the last 3,000 years or whatever, states that "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences."
After all, we are all "God's" creations, are we not?
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So you have not come here to discuss Christianity as is stated in our site? Why should I not ban you right now?
PS: "All living creatures are to be treated equally, regardless of any differences?" Wow. Only a book written by Satan himself would suggest that we treat three-year-old girls the same as a mass-murder, pedophile. You disgust me.
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09-17-2011, 03:44 AM
Lmao, I'm only 16, I'm too lazy to wash or clean anything :]
As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa? Oh wait, you're narrow-minded, so you'll have to Google that one 
Nevertheless, I'm just here to have fun, maybe save a soul or two, I don't know...
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 03:58 AM
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Lmao, I'm only 16, I'm too lazy to wash or clean anything :]
As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa? Oh wait, you're narrow-minded, so you'll have to Google that one 
Nevertheless, I'm just here to have fun, maybe save a soul or two, I don't know...
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09-17-2011, 04:01 AM
I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this. I expected to be banned by now, so that's up to you. As for me being a pedophile, I'm not of age to be considered such a harsh term. I have a 17 year old girlfriend. I'm white, she's Asian, that's illegal in your religion, isn't it?
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 04:08 AM
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I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this.
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Then why are you not discussing it. I will ask you one more time:
I have cited multiple pieces of Scripture from the Holy King James Bible that instruct me to kill my misbehaving kittens and to do so via stoning or drowning.
You assert that this is wrong, so show me where, in the Holy Bible, it says anything taht contradicts the scripture I have posted.
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09-17-2011, 04:09 AM
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I came to discuss it, and perhaps try to make some sense of all this. I expected to be banned by now, so that's up to you. As for me being a pedophile, I'm not of age to be considered such a harsh term. I have a 17 year old girlfriend. I'm white, she's Asian, that's illegal in your religion, isn't it?
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-17-2011, 04:12 AM
I'm crying from laughter over here. You totally "hax0red" my account because you know I'm getting to you guys. Just admit it, you're all unhappy, narrow-minded, and gullible for living in your fantasy world. If we're all going to stop being mature here, then I think I've proved my point. You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 04:15 AM
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I'm crying from laughter over here. You totally "hax0red" my account because you know I'm getting to you guys. Just admit it, you're all unhappy, narrow-minded, and gullible for living in your fantasy world. If we're all going to stop being mature here, then I think I've proved my point. You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.
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I give up. These 4chan kids come in... say something random, won't engage when asked to post a single citation supporting tehir claims, and then giggle like schoolgirls. Is this what passes for intelligent behavior among atheists?
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 10:19 AM
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You lose, I win. Have a nice life of slavery.
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You have yet to post anything you back up your claim. The only thing you have said is that you are a race-mixing, drug-using heathen and that you are so 'Leet' and 'cool'.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 10:36 AM
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As for the gent with the glasses, ever heard of Tabula Rasa?
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Blank slate. Describes you perfectly. An idiot.
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Re: How Should I Kill My Kittens: Drowning Or Smash Their Heads In? -
09-17-2011, 01:25 PM
If it's not too late, I'll take the kittens off your hands. I have some more vivisection work to do on this project: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11665
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