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Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-27-2012, 08:21 PM
Oh friends, we just knew this was coming. DADT was certainly queer-enabling in itself, but at least it restricted the sodomites from packing mud in public view. Now we have the sissies straddling their anonymous lovers as soon as they get off the ship. The filthy rectums quivering in anticipation when land is within sight, and a mad dash to impale themselves on man-steel as soon as the ship is moored.
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"It's wonderful to see two people that love each other seeing each other again after being separated," wrote Facebook user Victor Nascimento. "Thank you for your service and sacrifice to this country you deserve nothing but the utmost respect."
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02-27-2012, 08:23 PM
It's only a matter of time before marching becomes mincing and true manly men are in the minority like the fags want. It's disgusting!
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02-27-2012, 08:28 PM
What about the heterosexuals who are persecuted by having to see that? Oh, that's right: In Obamerica, our rights don't matter.
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02-27-2012, 08:38 PM
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What about the heterosexuals who are persecuted by having to see that? Oh, that's right: In Obamerica, our rights don't matter.
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Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them."
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02-27-2012, 08:43 PM
The Marine is the one who plays the "woman"? That's surprising.
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02-27-2012, 08:49 PM
It gives a whole new meaning to "drop down and give me twenty". Drill Sergeant? Disgusting.
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02-27-2012, 09:39 PM
This is a sad day, when a True American Christian Man™ can no longer tell the difference between a Marine and a fag. There is really nothing left for us True Christians™ but to wait for Jesus to come and wipe everything out.
I declare, the liberals are teasing us with this naive talk about global warming. I am so heartbroken from waking up every day and seeing that I have not yet been raptured, that fags are still kissing in the streets and not burning in Hell.
I can't wait to get to Heaven, and for the Lord to send the fags to Hell forever to suffer unimaginably. I can't wait.
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02-27-2012, 09:44 PM
We is our Christian's right to persecute people whose sexuality our Savior doesn't find acceptable? To give the homosexuals to special privilege of openly serving in the military they took away our right to condemn them.
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02-27-2012, 09:50 PM
I could never, in good conscience, send my sons to serve in the American Armed Forces now they have embraced the Gay Agenda. Time to look into local militia.
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02-27-2012, 10:21 PM
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!
That homohump pic almost KILLED me. I threw up in my mouth a little and a piece of lettuce lodged in my throat and I almost DIED!
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02-27-2012, 10:31 PM
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The Marine is the one who plays the "woman"? That's surprising.
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Not from what I've seen, Sister!
Why, in my Truck Stop Ministry, I've seen literally scores of Marines on leave looking to "receive".
Naturally, I fill them to capacity . . . with the Love of Jesus!
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I declare, the liberals are teasing us with this naive talk about global warming. I am so heartbroken from waking up every day and seeing that I have not yet been raptured, that fags are still kissing in the streets and not burning in Hell.
I can't wait to get to Heaven, and for the Lord to send the fags to Hell forever to suffer unimaginably. I can't wait.
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I think global warming is real, Brother.
And it's caused by humans!!
Sin is kindling God's wrath, and He is slowly heating up the planet. Eventually, when life becomes difficult, He will remove the True Christians™ but will allow the sinners to be burned alive!
I expect the torment will begin in earnest shortly after the "cure for aging" is announced.
It's all part of the Plan, friend.
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02-27-2012, 11:30 PM
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I could never, in good conscience, send my sons to serve in the American Armed Forces now they have embraced the Gay Agenda. Time to look into local militia.
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Isn't that up to your husband to decide? But yes, i would suggest your husband to not send his sons to the American Armed Forces now when gay rape is openly legal in the army, as you said, a local militia is a much better choice.
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02-27-2012, 11:35 PM
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This is a sad day, when a True American Christian Man™ can no longer tell the difference between a Marine and a fag. There is really nothing left for us True Christians™ but to wait for Jesus to come and wipe everything out.
I declare, the liberals are teasing us with this naive talk about global warming. I am so heartbroken from waking up every day and seeing that I have not yet been raptured, that fags are still kissing in the streets and not burning in Hell.
I can't wait to get to Heaven, and for the Lord to send the fags to Hell forever to suffer unimaginably. I can't wait.
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Do they have gays in the woods as well?!
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-27-2012, 11:35 PM
Oh my gentle JESUS! And in full view of the American flag and normal people!?
I blame the Clintons.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-27-2012, 11:50 PM
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Do they have gays in the woods as well?!
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It depends on the type of homo. Your typical crossdressing, decoration fags don't go anywhere near the woods. But the rugged mountain homos love nature. They will shoot a deer and rape it until it dies. I have witnessed this many times. Of course I bring them the good news, which sometimes interferes with their enjoyment. Interrupting a bestial, gay rape with the Gospel is killing two birds with one stone.
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-27-2012, 11:59 PM
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It depends on the type of homo. Your typical crossdressing, decoration fags don't go anywhere near the woods. But the rugged mountain homos love nature. They will shoot a deer and rape it until it dies. I have witnessed this many times. Of course I bring them the good news, which sometimes interferes with their enjoyment. Interrupting a bestial, gay rape with the Gospel is killing two birds with one stone.
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When you witness these acts against god, do you take the necessary action? I myself have never met a faggot.
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. Leviticus 20:13
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02-28-2012, 12:06 AM
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When you witness these acts against god, do you take the necessary action? I myself have never met a faggot.
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. Leviticus 20:13
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While the Bible certainly tells us to issue the death penalty to homosexuals, it also tells us to obey secular law.
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That is why I vote Republican!
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02-28-2012, 12:06 AM
And people wonder how we lost those wars.
I had no idea we were actually fighting to bring the freedom for two fags to start humping one another in public. America is so doomed.
I hate to say it, but Bin Laden was right.
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02-28-2012, 12:07 AM
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I think global warming is real, Brother.
And it's caused by humans!!
Sin is kindling God's wrath, and He is slowly heating up the planet. Eventually, when life becomes difficult, He will remove the True Christians™ but will allow the sinners to be burned alive!
I expect the torment will begin in earnest shortly after the "cure for aging" is announced.
It's all part of the Plan, friend. 
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Hm. Do you suppose it could be caused by all of the methane released during the abominable act of anal intercourse? I have considered this idea in some depth, and it seems intuitive.
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02-28-2012, 12:08 AM
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When you witness these acts against god, do you take the necessary action? I myself have never met a faggot.
If a man has sex with another man, kill them both. Leviticus 20:13
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The Holy Bible also contains these verses, which you should be mindful of:
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Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man.
Romans 13:1-2
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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