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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 12:18 AM
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It depends on the type of homo. Your typical crossdressing, decoration fags don't go anywhere near the woods. But the rugged mountain homos love nature. They will shoot a deer and rape it until it dies. I have witnessed this many times. Of course I bring them the good news, which sometimes interferes with their enjoyment. Interrupting a bestial, gay rape with the Gospel is killing two birds with one stone.
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Isn't there the hippy tree huggers in the woods also? I heard most of those are gay as well
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02-28-2012, 12:21 AM
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Isn't there the hippy tree huggers in the woods also? I heard most of those are gay as well
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Yes, and they're all clustered in and around Godless Eugene, Oregon!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 01:05 AM
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Isn't there the hippy tree huggers in the woods also? I heard most of those are gay as well
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You are talking about a hippie/fag hybrid. These certainly exist, and can be found in rain forests, national parks, and the Florida Everglades to this day. In fact, all fags are is really an offshoot of hippie. Many people have trouble understanding this, because hippies came around in the 1960s while fagism has been practiced since the time of Plato. But the seeds of the 1960s lay dormant in the homosexual practices of the ancient Greeks as they lazed about eating fruits and vegetables and trying to suck their own dicks. It is only since the 1960s that we have used the WORD "hippie". But de facto hippies have been around a lot longer.
The thing with hippies is that even the straight ones have long hair, so it is almost impossible to tell which ones are the fags and which ones are just too damned lazy and cheap to fork out ten dollars for a haircut. Also, all hippies smell like ass, so you can never tell which ones have been having anal sex recently, or whether they have just been dumpster diving and shooting heroin for months.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 01:59 AM
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Isn't that up to your husband to decide? But yes, i would suggest your husband to not send his sons to the American Armed Forces now when gay rape is openly legal in the army, as you said, a local militia is a much better choice.
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God is sovereign, friend. If He wills my sons to serve as missionaries to our own Godless Armed Forces, then serve they shall. If they are true to the LORD they shall be safe (II Corinthians 2:14). My children are not afraid to sacrifice their lives for Jesus. (Matthew 10:28)
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 05:02 AM
I do hope the little boy in the background kept his back turned the entire time.
Imagine if the poor little tyke turned around to witness this abomination!
He would spend the rest of his life confused and angry!
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 05:07 AM
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I do hope the little boy in the background kept his back turned the entire time.
Imagine if the poor little tyke turned around to witness this abomination!
He would spend the rest of his life confused and angry!
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Even worse, he may choose to become a homosexual after seeing this.
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 08:36 PM
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This is a sad day, when a True American Christian Man™ can no longer tell the difference between a Marine and a fag. There is really nothing left for us True Christians™ but to wait for Jesus to come and wipe everything out.
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Amen, my Brother. I suppose I would expect such lewd behavior from a diseased San Francisco sissyfag, but this is a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps.
How can such a pervert ever make correct decisions on the battlefield when all he can think of is getting corn-holed? Does he see the terrorist Muslim as the real threat to our country? Or as a possible power-top pile driver that might service him in a late-night tryst?
If this isn't "Conduct Unbecoming" and deserving of a long stretch at Leavenworth, I don't know what is.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 09:58 PM
This Marine is more of a man than any of you boys who think they're following God and His words.
God wants us to love all. Surely I need not give scripture to prove it? His teachings are of love and tolorence.
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Kim-Berley
This Marine is more of a man than any of you boys who think they're following God and His words.
God wants us to love all. Surely I need not give scripture to prove it? His teachings are of love and tolorence.
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He's not more of a man than I. He has a boyfriend, gets poked by that boyfriend, and probably wears ladies' lingerie. At least I am married in the eyes of God.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Kim-Berley
This Marine is more of a man than any of you boys who think they're following God and His words.
God wants us to love all. Surely I need not give scripture to prove it? His teachings are of love and tolorence.
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Yes, you do need to prove that God wants us to love all. We only deal with the word of the Lord here, not your feelings or interpretations of it. God told us to kill sinners:
2 Chronicles 15:12-13
12And they entered into a covenant to seek the LORD God of their fathers with all their heart and with all their soul;
13That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
Proverbs 6:16-19
16These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Deuteronomy 17:12
12And the man that will do presumptuously, and will not hearken unto the priest that standeth to minister there before the LORD thy God, or unto the judge, even that man shall die: and thou shalt put away the evil from Israel.
Exodus 21:15
15And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.
Leviticus 20:10
10And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
I could go on and on with scripture ordering good Christians to kill people like you. Good thing for you, God told us to obey secular laws:
1 Peter 2:13
13Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
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Moderator Arms Dealer for CHRIST Hands folded for Jesus
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Kim-Berley
This Marine is more of a man than any of you boys who think they're following God and His words.
God wants us to love all. Surely I need not give scripture to prove it? His teachings are of love and tolorence.
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Real men love JESUS!
It takes a real man to stand up and pledge undying fealty to CHRIST, but any queer can enlist in the military now and get it on with other queers in the shower.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-28-2012, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Kim-Berley
This Marine is more of a man than any of you boys who think they're following God and His words.
God wants us to love all. Surely I need not give scripture to prove it? His teachings are of love and tolorence.
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Are you serious?
God hates fags and wants us to kill them.
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-29-2012, 12:39 AM
This sort of pornography makes me weep. I guess I know what kind of 'flak jacket' those two will be wearing later.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Fag "Marine" Mounts Partner In Public -
02-29-2012, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Kim-Berley
This Marine is more of a man than any of you boys who think they're following God and His words.
God wants us to love all. Surely I need not give scripture to prove it? His teachings are of love and tolorence.
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Dear Godmocking Whore;
Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.
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Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
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Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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