[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fish

I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians™: Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!

I am offended by loud-mouthed false Christians who think they know more than Jesus. No one asked for your advice homer.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by Fish

I have a genius idea to you so called True Christians™: Stop surfing the personal ads! That way you won't be offended so easily!

I was going to suggest that you stop coming to God's favorite discussion board. That way you won't be offended so easily by True Christianity™. On second thought, I'm sure that Jesus has led you here to be Saved®, or at least soundly rebuked, and who am I to question His will?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou

I was going to suggest that you stop coming to God's favorite discussion board. That way you won't be offended so easily by True Christianity™. On second thought, I'm sure that Jesus has led you here to be Saved®, or at least soundly rebuked, and who am I to question His will?

You sound more confused than me

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Fish

You sound more confused than me

Well, that just isn't possible.

And don't ever insult a TC again, homer.
Jesus will send you to hell for that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Fish

You sound more confused than me

I'm with Brother Saved on this. Fish; these attacks on Christianity must stop. We can not tolerate such behavior in this forum.

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[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

I'm with Brother Saved on this. Fish; these attacks on Christianity must stop. We can not tolerate such behavior in this forum.

When have I attacked Christianity?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Fish

When have I attacked Christianity?

Every time you advocate false versions on the Holy Bible, you spit in the face of Jesus. Every time you attempt to seduce an upstanding, virile, handsome White True Christian male into your sodomite ways, you mock God.

You are fooling no one, nancy.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Every time you attempt to seduce an upstanding, virile, handsome White True Christian male into your sodomite ways, you mock God.

Show me where I have done that. If anything, I've been offered more homosexual sex on this forum than anywhere else on the internet.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Fish

Show me where I have done that. If anything, I've been offered more homosexual sex on this forum than anywhere else on the internet.

Oh come on. You've been all over Pastor Zeke like white on rice since you got here. Let's not kid ourselves.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Oh come on. You've been all over Pastor Zeke like white on rice since you got here. Let's not kid ourselves.

No I haven't.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Fish

No I haven't.

This is the type of reply one would except from a die-hard Satanist like you!

Outright denial of the obvious truth!
But you cannot fool Jesus! Praise!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

This is the type of reply one would except from a die-hard Satanist like you!

Outright denial of the obvious truth!
But you cannot fool Jesus! Praise!

Having a good laugh at my expense there are ya?

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Fish

Having a good laugh at my expense there are ya?

Not in this thread, no.
But I will have a good laugh at your expense when you're tormented in Hell.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker

Not in this thread, no.
But I will have a good laugh at your expense when you're tormented in Hell.

A few things about your post:

1) hell is not a place of torture but a place of eternal seperation from God.
2) God Willing I'm not going to hell as I have Jesus in my life.
3) If you keep up this charade you will harden your heart and end up in hell yourself.
4) Even for those who go to Heaven it will be an upsetting experience that so many will be cut off in hell for eternity, God recognises this and thus has said in revelation "I will wipe away their tears".

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Fish

A few things about your post:

1) hell is not a place of torture but a place of eternal seperation from God.

You're really one uneducated homer!

The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.
Matthew 13:41-43

Obviously, you're not only lacking ears, but an intellect and education as well.
What do you think Jesus is talking about here, his Godly stove?

2) God Willing I'm not going to hell as I have Jesus in my life.

For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.
Matthew 16:27

You don't have any works, and as such Jesus has not come into your heart. Your "faith" is nothing but self-delusion.

3) If you keep up this charade you will harden your heart and end up in hell yourself.

Jesus isn't joking nor playing charades, and neither am I.
Rather, if you keep rejecting His word, YOU will end up in hell.

4) Even for those who go to Heaven it will be an upsetting experience that so many will be cut off in hell for eternity, God recognises this and thus has said in revelation "I will wipe away their tears".

Yada Yada Yada.. Now you're taking things out of context, on the new earth there shall be no more suffering, THAT'S what he is saying.

And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.
And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.
And I heard a great voice out of heaven saying, Behold, the tabernacle of God is with men, and he will dwell with them, and they shall be his people, and God himself shall be with them, and be their God. And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away
Revelation 21:1-4

You're given in to strong delusion.. Simple as that, satan has deceived you.
And it was probably easy too, due to your weak intellect.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Originally Posted by Fish

1) hell is not a place of torture but a place of eternal seperation from God.

Bible verses please (1611 KJV *ONLY* please).

Originally Posted by Fish

2) God Willing I'm not going to hell as I have Jesus in my life.

Satan "has Jesus in his life", friend. You need to have Jesus on your side, and only Landover Baptist Church Members (ie True Christians) have Jesus on their side (with a few exceptions). You sir are at war with Christianity (and therefore America). God Wills that you join Him, but at this rate you are asking for a poking in the heinie by Satan's tallywhacker.

Originally Posted by Fish

3) If you keep up this charade you will harden your heart and end up in hell yourself.

Sir, if Jesus wanted to harden my heart, he would have done so already (just as He did with Pharaoh). As I follow the King James Bible (1611) to the very JOT and TITTLE -- you obviously don't. Therefore, God wants me in heaven!

Originally Posted by Fish

4) Even for those who go to Heaven it will be an upsetting experience that so many will be cut off in hell for eternity, God recognises this and thus has said in revelation "I will wipe away their tears".

Sir there will be no tears in Heaven. We will all rejoice in God's Perfect Judgement and find glory in the suffering of those who spat in the Baby Jesus' face. We will be watching your painful writhing and screaming from the comfort of our Front Row Hell Theater™ Seats (refreshments provided). Glory!

[Fish (On Moderation)]

*sigh* I'm not here to convert you buddy. You've obviously heard the gospel and made your choice. Why put me through the trouble of preparing a whole study on the doctrine of hell?

Read some books, Lee Strobel has a good one called "The case for Faith" where he tackles the hell doctrine as well as other obstacles which stop people like you from embracing Christianity.

[SalvationSeeker]

Originally Posted by Fish

*sigh* I'm not here to convert you buddy. You've obviously heard the gospel and made your choice. Why put me through the trouble of preparing a whole study on the doctrine of hell?

Read some books, Lee Strobel has a good one called "The case for Faith" where he tackles the hell doctrine as well as other obstacles which stop people like you from embracing Christianity.

How about reading THE BIBLE (KJV1611) instead, you loser?
That's what stopping YOU from embracing Christianity.

A study? For you?! Vanity is a sin!
True Christians know the Bible, or atleast most of it, by heart.
I study the KJV1611 several hours aday, so stop this ego trip you're on, it isn't all about you.
Nobody has prepared anything for you here.

And you aren't the first false christian who slithers in here, and you won't be the last.
But unless you repent and accept Jesus for who He actually is, you're going to Hell.
It's sad for you, but it's the truth. Like it or not.

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Man with no brain.
Wants to meet woman with huge hen to start a poultry farm!