[Uncle Rutherford]

A certain woman in Freehold, whom I shall respectfully not use their full name in this post as she is lucky she is a white True Christian ™️ woman whom I KNOW SHOULD KNOW BETTER, has allowed her children to run around town on their own the other day. While I was doing my weekly cleanings of Pastor Ezekiel’s pipes, I saw children sticking their head through laughin and pointin at me. Clearly, these children have forgotten Ephesians 6:1-4 or THIS CERTAIN WHITE WOMAN FORGOT TO TEACH HER CHILD GOOD VALUES. What kind of town is Freehold if parents let their children go out in public without a leash or parental supervision? Do you really want your child to end up as a HOMER?!?!

My rant is done, but you know who you are. Straighten up.