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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 11:50 AM
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Why don't you all [drivel removed] just go and choke on some delicious juicy hungarian [drivel removed] then? Maybe you are all just jealous at the hungarians because of your god given 5cm (that's about 2 inches in retard units) little worm dangling between your legs. And your women are just frustrated that they cant get the chad [drivel removed] so thats why they are salty.
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Friend, your comments do not shock us no more than a four year old that says 'Poopy Head'. They are merely utterances from a damaged mind.
However, through relentless dedication to Jesus, God can cure you, like he has enabled the blind to see, the deaf to hear, the limbless to regrow appendages, He can make you not be so stupid.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.
You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.
Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 01:54 PM
Your psychotic fearmongering doesn't work on me. However when I think about all the lesser minds that have fallen for this fictious blackmail, how many lives were ruined (Including children) because of this shit all the while the kings and bishops were laughing behind their pile of gold, I get incredibly angry. If it would depend on me, I would make you and your kind eat their own disgusting sadistic threats. I would saw you in half hanging upside down from groin to head. I would slice you up with a chainsaw inch by inch while i would constantly spray the wound with hydrochloric acid and ant venom. I would slowly dislocate every one of your usless limb and would poke your stupid eyes out with flaming hot rods. All the while smearing shit and piss all over your wounds. All the while I would think about the harm your kind has caused to mankind, and I would just get angrier and angrier, and laugh with pure joy seeing you suffer to the core, and feel relief knowing that the world will have one less psyhotic cultist retard (I would also cut your dick off, since apperantly guys with cut off dicks cant go to heaviiiin haha).
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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 01:55 PM
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You seem to spend a lot of time thinking about the anus. It's the epitome of elimination and ultimately a symbol of death. "Satan all the way down." The art of deception has been raised to the status of Government Ideology in many nations even worse than Hungary where I would be murdered quite legally, hopefully by a single chop to the neck, for stating my position as to that ideology. However much they say killing one innocent human being is as bad as killing all humankind, they will never convince me because I know they'd never consider me an innocent human being. Here's three nice ones.
We only have your best interests at heart.
I would not be attending their birthday party. The one with the tea towel on his head seems less insecure than the other two, so maybe headgear is better ignored. Anus-obsessed freaks are VERY partial to robes, suggesting their shortcomings are less noticeable that way were fragrant companions to be presented. I had a quick look at history and discover Scotland and Arabia have something in common.
Anus? What anus?
Clearly they are not having the same thoughts but are definitely thinking about the same thing. The anus. On the map in OP the Spanish Sahara, Mauritania, Mali, Niger, Arabia, Kazakhstan and one or two other "stans" (possibly) have comparable status. Scotland seems to have been chopped off altogether. Oh, probably ought to add map
This can not be for no reason. Christians never think about the anus. Acceptance and life are so much more important in reality than any symbol personified via Stalin and one-fingered saltiness. Islam. Catholicism. "Trust us" memes. "I am not thinking about the anus." Islam. More anus. Robes. Anus. Hungary may be unique but there are some very close seconds.
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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 02:00 PM
Im sorry to ask, i could never get behind your piffleed up "logic", but what does Stalin have to do with anal sex for example?
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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 02:01 PM
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Your psychotic fearmongering doesn't work on me. However when I think about all the lesser minds that have fallen for this fictious blackmail, how many lives were ruined (Including children) because of this shit all the while the kings and bishops were laughing behind their pile of gold, I get incredibly angry. If it would depend on me, I would make you and your kind eat their own disgusting sadistic threats. I would saw you in half hanging upside down from groin to head. I would slice you up with a chainsaw inch by inch while i would constantly spray the wound with hydrochloric acid and ant venom. I would slowly dislocate every one of your usless limb and would poke your stupid eyes out with flaming hot rods. All the while smearing shit and piss all over your wounds. All the while I would think about the harm your kind has caused to mankind, and I would just get angrier and angrier, and laugh with pure joy seeing you suffer to the core, and feel relief knowing that the world will have one less psyhotic cultist retard (I would also cut your dick off, since apperantly guys with cut off dicks cant go to heaviiiin haha).
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Do you even read what you write and understand it? Chock full of perverted hate.
Now, I understand you have resentment, being a queersexual and all, but you are directing your misery at others when in truth (now, be honest) you really hate yourself and your horrific life choices.
As a side note, I am amazed people like you have such an obsession with urine, feces and eating it. That is not a healthy diet.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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09-16-2021, 02:05 PM
You just wrote your sick fantasy a minute about how I would be burnt alive and raped over and over. What the piffle are you whining about, bitch? I can write [*** SINFUL POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY GODLY MODERATOR ***] aswell.
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09-16-2021, 02:11 PM
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You just wrote your sick fantasy a minute about how I would be burnt alive and raped over and over. What the piffle are you whining about, bitch? I can write sick shit aswell.
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No friend, I write about real life occurrences that are in every single newspaper nearly every day. Not a single fantasy.
These horrific events happen to the UnSaved©. God does not watch over those that do not give themselves to Him. Instead, thier lives (as I am sure what you experience on a daily basis is chock full of unspeakable scenes.
God tells us to be righteous. By following His Impeccable word, we are.
Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.
Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;
Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 02:13 PM
Fake news.
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09-16-2021, 02:13 PM
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Im sorry to ask, i could never get behind your piffleed up "logic", but what does Stalin have to do with anal sex for example?
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I have no idea. You were the first contributor to bring up Stalin in Post #40.
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09-16-2021, 02:18 PM
I have written about wanting anal sex and fantasizing about it.
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09-16-2021, 02:31 PM
I'm sorry, I can't see how your posts address Stalin?
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09-16-2021, 02:33 PM
I just said Stalin was wrong about killing christards, I should of learned to read first, .
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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 02:34 PM
Where was Stalin educated?
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09-16-2021, 02:34 PM
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I have written about wanting anal sex and fantasizing about it.
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You need not confess to us, you need to talk to God. Jesus has your six.
Talk to him instead of going out 'on the make'. Think about God having to watch you as you bore into a strangers rectum. Spend more time with a mentor in Church. Give back, you will be repaid 1,000 fold.
Romans 8:14 For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.
Romans 8:17 And if children, then heirs; heirs of God, and joint-heirs with Christ; if so be that we suffer with him, that we may be also glorified together.
Ephesians 2:5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved)
Ephesians 2:6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus
Galatians 3:29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.
Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
Ephesians 1:12 That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.
Colossians1:12 Giving thanks unto the Father, which hath made us meet to be partakers of the inheritance of the saints in light
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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09-16-2021, 02:38 PM
He was raised to be a monk but he got disgusted by the hypocrisy, perversion, lies, hate, fearmongering the christtards have spewn so he dealt with them accordingly when coming to power.
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09-16-2021, 02:51 PM
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He was raised to be a monk but he got disgusted by the hypocrisy, perversion, lies, hate, fearmongering the christtards have spewn so he dealt with them accordingly when coming to power.
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You seem to be describing communism. OK, little men admire petty dictators unable to see how minuscule their fiefdoms are. Communism is a bit larger, based on the principle of diminishing returns, not even a century. Political pygmies.
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09-16-2021, 02:53 PM
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He was raised to be a monk but he got disgusted by the hypocrisy, perversion, lies, hate, fearmongering the christtards have spewn so he dealt with them accordingly when coming to power.
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I am sorry the educational system has failed you. Had you been properly home schooled, that would not of happened. It is not your fault. Many less well bred people who are confused about life do not have a father involved and usually have a 'loose lipped' mother who will service a sailor for a dollar. Not your fault. We understand and want to help you find the True Path™.
A little lesson for you. Christianity does not have monks.
John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
Ephesians 4:30 And grieve not the holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed unto the day of redemption.
2nd Corinthians 1:22 Who hath also sealed us, and given the earnest of the Spirit in our hearts.
2nd Timothy 2:13 If we believe not, yet he abideth faithful: he cannot deny himself.
John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
John 10:29 My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
Romans 8:38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Romans 11:29 For the gifts and calling of God are without repentance.
Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:
1st Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.
Jude 1:24 Now unto him that is able to keep you from falling, and to present you faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy,
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Penis Size Worldwide or "Why all Hungarian Men Are Homosexuals" -
09-16-2021, 02:54 PM
I would love to see your stupid kind back in the gulags being forced to mine and being tortured every day. Maybe it would shut your smartass up.
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09-16-2021, 02:58 PM
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I would love to see your stupid kind back in the gulags being forced to mine and being tortured every day. Maybe it would shut your smartass up.
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I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the Hungarian mining industry. Please try to stay on topic.
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09-16-2021, 03:01 PM
Why? Maybe some hard labour would help clean your sick head from this unnatural alien bullshit.
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