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Default Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 09-11-2011, 06:37 AM

I've been giving quite a bit of thought to this knotty problem of so-called evidence of geological time these nutjob atheist scientists put forward to say the earth is millions and even billions (I know - crazy) of years old.

I'm going to focus on eathquakes and volcanos.

So the scientists tell us that for the first however many millions of years the earth was barren and volcanos were going off everywhere and earthquakes were ripping up the planet. For them I have just one question: who exactly was God supposed to be smiting?

We know that God sends natural disasters to get our attention and warn us that we are displeasing Him or just to plain old root out the ants nest of sin and depravity like in Sodom and the Great Flood.

Yet these idiot scientists tell us that God was smiting the Earth for millions of years with nobody to witness any warnings or be horrifically burned and crushed to death in order to warn others of their lack of prayer and so on. Why bother? Was God supposed to be warning jellyfish to swim right or fish that they'd better grow legs pretty sharpish? Ever tried to warn a fish? You can yell at them all day while they flap about in the bottom of the boat to grow some lungs and breathe air but they die all the same.

The only point for natural disasters is to warn us of our sinfulness and to repent or be smote again and the only logical conclusion is that Man was right there from the beginning witnessing all these events just like God says. The steady accumulation of evidence as you just think for a moment about the Bible and how it has an answer for every crazy theory these scientists dream up is a marvel to behold!

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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 10-24-2011, 05:23 PM

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I've been giving quite a bit of thought to this knotty problem of so-called evidence of geological time these nutjob atheist scientists put forward to say the earth is millions and even billions (I know - crazy) of years old.

I'm going to focus on eathquakes and volcanos.

So the scientists tell us that for the first however many millions of years the earth was barren and volcanos were going off everywhere and earthquakes were ripping up the planet. For them I have just one question: who exactly was God supposed to be smiting?

We know that God sends natural disasters to get our attention and warn us that we are displeasing Him or just to plain old root out the ants nest of sin and depravity like in Sodom and the Great Flood.

Yet these idiot scientists tell us that God was smiting the Earth for millions of years with nobody to witness any warnings or be horrifically burned and crushed to death in order to warn others of their lack of prayer and so on. Why bother? Was God supposed to be warning jellyfish to swim right or fish that they'd better grow legs pretty sharpish? Ever tried to warn a fish? You can yell at them all day while they flap about in the bottom of the boat to grow some lungs and breathe air but they die all the same.

The only point for natural disasters is to warn us of our sinfulness and to repent or be smote again and the only logical conclusion is that Man was right there from the beginning witnessing all these events just like God says. The steady accumulation of evidence as you just think for a moment about the Bible and how it has an answer for every crazy theory these scientists dream up is a marvel to behold!

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you have to be the stupidest person i have ever seen! what your saying DISPROVES the fact that god exists, when the world was acting in the way you described millions of years ago, god wasn't smiting anyone, therefore he doesn't exists. and natural disasters are NATURAL you dumb ass! they arent caused by god to get our attention, they are NATURAL.


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you have to be the stupidest person i have ever seen! what your saying DISPROVES the fact that god exists, when the world was acting in the way you described millions of years ago, god wasn't smiting anyone, therefore he doesn't exists. and natural disasters are NATURAL you dumb ass! they arent caused by god to get our attention, they are NATURAL.
What? I'm saying it can't have been true even IF the Earth was that old because why would God bother smiting the world if there were no people? Can you not follow a simple logical thought process?

Good grief! The brainwashing of these dunderheads is worse than I thought.



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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 10-25-2011, 05:27 PM

So, according to your logic, Canada would be a godlier place than the United States because it have less volcanic activities and earthquake, right?


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So, according to your logic, Canada would be a godlier place than the United States because it have less volcanic activities and earthquake, right?
Have you ever seen what a truly dreadful icy wilderness Canada is? We have several Canadian True Christians™ and they all testify to how much God has smitten the place with awful weather and so on.

What is it with these atheists and attempting to derail good science with nationalistic rants?



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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 10-25-2011, 05:33 PM

I'm not questionning your logic, just putting it in different context to see if it applies all the time. And Canada is sharing a border with the USA, so I tend to ask myself if it is that much cold there. I was wondering why would God would punish the USA more than the Canada, as the USA is God's favorite country (apparently)


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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 12-12-2011, 12:19 PM

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We know that God sends natural disasters to get our attention and warn us that we are displeasing Him or just to plain old root out the ants nest of sin and depravity like in Sodom and the Great Flood.
So you are saying that countries that have less earthquakes and hurricanes etc. are less sinfull?

Then countries like Sweden that have a mutch lover frequent of big earthquakes and never has big hurricanes like Catrina for exampel
should be acting better then for exampel USA
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Then countries like Sweden that have a mutch lover
I have no idea what is a swiss mutch lover, and I really don't even want to know. However, winter lasts over 9 months in Sweden, so having 6 feet of snow around the year with eternal darkness sounds like horrible enough natural disaster for me.
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I have no idea what is a swiss mutch lover, and I really don't even want to know. However, winter lasts over 9 months in Sweden, so having 6 feet of snow around the year with eternal darkness sounds like horrible enough natural disaster for me.
6 feet of snow around the year and eternal darkness?
i dont belive that for a second.. since parts of sweden lies above the arctic circle they should have 24/7 sun in the summers as in for example Alaska, Russia and the rest of the Skandinavian countriese..
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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 12-27-2011, 11:50 AM

So that means South Africa is almost devoid of sinners?
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So that means South Africa is almost devoid of sinners?
God has more than volcanos with which to punish sinners. Have you seen the state of some South Americans?



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So you are saying that countries that have less earthquakes and hurricanes etc. are less sinfull?

Then countries like Sweden that have a mutch lover frequent of big earthquakes and never has big hurricanes like Catrina for exampel
should be acting better then for exampel USA
So God's will is supposed to be that simplistic, huh?



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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 12-13-2011, 03:06 AM

I find it really crazy and idiotic that these monkey worshippers say that there are storms and volcanoes on other planets. Even if there actually were other planets, why would God waste His Holy Time smoting when no one is looking?!
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I find it really crazy and idiotic that these monkey worshippers say that there are storms and volcanoes on other planets. Even if there actually were other planets, why would God waste His Holy Time smoting when no one is looking?!
Earth is not a planet. Planets are lights in the firmament that look like stars but just move about instead, hence they were given a special name of planet (which means wanderer) by the Greeks. The idea that the Earth is a planet as well and that they are other worlds is an entirely secular one.



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I find it really crazy and idiotic that these monkey worshippers say that there are storms and volcanoes on other planets. Even if there actually were other planets, why would God waste His Holy Time smoting when no one is looking?!
You have to realize that atheists do not believe that God is smiting anyone because we do not believe that god exists and that natural disasters are caused by the planets themselves and not some holy, divine entity.
What do you mean "if there actually were other planets". There Definitely are other planets you can see them with a telescope and why would Earth be the only planet? What about Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (which is what you're talking out of), Neptune and Pluto?
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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 03-30-2015, 10:32 AM

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You have to realize that atheists do not believe that God is smiting anyone because we do not believe that god exists and that natural disasters are caused by the planets themselves and not some holy, divine entity.
What do you mean "if there actually were other planets". There Definitely are other planets you can see them with a telescope and why would Earth be the only planet? What about Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (which is what you're talking out of), Neptune and Pluto?
Do you have a telescope? No. So have you ever seen any of those planets? No. And if you did see them, what did you see? A spot of light just like all other stars. And when was the last time you saw an earthquake on Mars through your telescope? You didn't. You are just an easily fooled dupe, you don't actually know anything of what you claim to believe, you are simply led away from the path to Heaven by the con men of NASA. We on the other hand have the KJV 1611 Bible and we can verify our every belief for correctness and accuracy, we believe in facts and truth and verifiability and correctness. You atheists just go by hearsay, blindly repeating whatever other atheists claim.


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Bible Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 03-30-2015, 10:40 AM

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You have to realize that atheists do not believe that God is smiting anyone because we do not believe that god exists and that natural disasters are caused by the planets themselves and not some holy, divine entity.
What do you mean "if there actually were other planets". There Definitely are other planets you can see them with a telescope and why would Earth be the only planet? What about Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (which is what you're talking out of), Neptune and Pluto?
Dear Sinner,

You post unfortunately fails both spiritually and also from the viewpoint of secular science.

1. God never Created "planets". He Created the Earth and the stars in addition to Sun and Moon.
Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
2. Seeing through a tellyscope proofs nothing. Sinners can be intentionally deceived by God to believe these lies. Only by embracing Jesus can our eyes be opened and we can see the world, the Firmament and the light upon it as they really are, as God meant them to be seen. Lots of modern "science" IS JUST DELUSION. Please, try to see the Truth™ through these mirages.
2 Thessalonians 2:11
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
3. It's been almost a decade since the classification of "Pluto" was changed from "planet" to a "dwarf planet". As we speak, heathen scientists are going to try to reach the part of the Firmament where this faint star is located. It is not going to be well tolerated by the Celestial Community. The atheists are hoping to see this star up close in 106 days. We can expect many tribulations as that date draws near. It is like the Tower of Babel all again.
Genesis 11:8
So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
You see, all the answers are in the Bible. All else can be delusion and unnecessary. You must first check your facts against the Word of God.



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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 12-28-2011, 11:39 PM

So, anyway, Volcanos are clearly made by God to smite people with. What's the point of them without people. Same thing with floods and earthquakes.
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Default Re: Volcanos and Earthquakes - yet more proof God created the world for Man - 12-28-2011, 11:54 PM

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So, anyway, Volcanos are clearly made by God to smite people with. What's the point of them without people. Same thing with floods and earthquakes.
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No, they're not clearly made to smite people. In fact, they're there because of a little thing called tectonic plates converge or diverge and form mountains, and volcanoes, which you'd have heard of if you looked away from your precious Bible.
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No, they're not clearly made to smite people. In fact, they're there because of a little thing called tectonic plates converge or diverge and form mountains, and volcanoes, which you'd have heard of if you looked away from your precious Bible.
Well of course, silly! God lovingly placed those tectonic plates in place because He lives outside of time, He knows who will need correction and when! Isn't it beautiful? I am in awe of how He works.


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