[Ezekiel Bathfire]

I give you, for what it’s worth, the following report that the Garden of Eden was in Africa.

Yes, it is ridiculous isn’t it? It is perfect proof, were proof needed, that Evilution is a lie and that God created us all.

God created us all, and we don't all look like jigaboos. Now, do you look like a Darkie? No, of course you don’t. (Darkies wouldn’t be reading these boards; they (the boards) are far too intellectual.)

Worse still, if God created man in His Image, God must look like a porch-monkey! Who would worship such a thing and, more to the point, ask yourself this, “(a) Would you trust a nigra to create anything? (b) Could a nigra create anything in only 6 days?”

The argument doesn’t stop there, oh no! Below is a close up of the area of where The Garden of Eden is supposed to be.

Ge:3:24: So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

Do you see Cherubim with burning swords? No! There isn't even a tree of any sort! What garbage!

And who is doing this asinine research? “Sarah Tishkoff, of the University of Pennsylvania.” A woman, a secular scientist and a joo! What could she possibly know. I blame her father for not marrying her off.

May 2, 2009
Namibia Bushmen were first people in ‘Garden of Eden’
The Garden of Eden may not have looked much like its traditional image of a lush, fertile corner of the Earth.

Instead, a genetic study of Africa suggests that the origin of humanity lies in a sandy, inhospitable region near the coastal border of Namibia and Angola.

The area is populated by the Bushmen, or San people, who may be the closest thing to a biblical Adam and Eve. The study even gives the co-ordinates as 12.5° E and 17.5° S.

Scientists suggest that the clicking sounds characteristic of the San’s language may be a remnant of original human speech.

The conclusion emerges from the largest study of African genetics yet, conducted by an international team led by Sarah Tishkoff, of the University of Pennsylvania.

Researchers studied genes from more than 3,000 people in 121 of 2,000 population groups in Africa. The study demonstrated that there was more genetic diversity in Africa than anywhere else on Earth, and found that modern African populations evolved from 14 ancestral ones.

Dr Tishkoff said that the study had traced the origin of mankind on the assumption that the oldest population would have the greatest genetic diversity. That diversity decreases as populations migrate away from the origin. “The source area for migration within Africa was in that area that represents today the San homeland,” she said. “What it’s really reflecting is the high level of diversity we are seeing in the San populations. It’s consistent with other studies that those populations have the most ancient lineages.”

She left open the possibility that the San may have themselves migrated at some point from a Garden of Eden somewhere else. “It’s very possible that those populations may have migrated from another region, such as eastern Africa. If that’s the case, 50,000 years ago they might have been in eastern Africa and that might have been the source of the migration,” she said.

The study also calculated the point from which human beings — perhaps a single tribal band as small as 150 people — left Africa about 50,000 years ago to populate the rest of the world. The exit point lies near the midpoint of the African coast of the Red Sea, at the coordinates 37.5° E, 22.5° N.

You will see that the report goes on

The genes of African-American populations were also studied, showing, as expected, that their roots lay principally in West Africa, source of the transatlantic slave trade. The ancestry of African-Americans was 71 per cent from the Niger-Kordofanian population of West Africa, 13 per cent European and 8 per cent other Africans.

I am of course disturbed that there should be any white blood in them, but then even Solomon took an Ethiopian concubine.

Finally, the report concludes

- The ruins of Babylon were discovered in the 19th century in Iraq. Saddam Hussein planned to restore the ancient city, complete with the Hanging Gardens

- Satellite images taken in 2004 of Mount Ararat in Turkey led Hawaiian Christian archaeologists to declare they were “98 per cent sure” they had found Noah’s Ark

- The Hollywood director James Cameron claimed two years ago that the tombs of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, found outside Jerusalem in 1980, were authentic. He said it was proved by DNA analysis
Sources: Times Archive; BBC; National Geographic

Thus showing what real Biblical Science can uncover.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I have heard it said at certain secret society theological conferences that Africa was not originally inhabited by nigras. When God created the earth (approximately 6,000 years ago), it was for Normal (White) people only. Adam and Eve certainly weren't jungle bunnies.

I've heard it said that the influx of darkies came from Greece, back then.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Thank You. An interesting and learned argument, to which, from a pastor, I am accustomed.



Your Greek hypothesis seems good to me. (a) The Greeks were sailors but not that good that they didn’t get shipwrecked all over the place (vide that Greek homer, Homer) and (b) look at the way the original Americas were populated – illegal immigrants from across the Bering Straits who stole the land from those whom God intended to occupy it – True Christians™! There is precedent here for an invasion from the North.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Maybe Satan made a Garden of Eden too and the darkies are half demon and half monkey. That would explain a lot of things, like why they all seem to be born criminals and why they shuck and jive when they walk.

I bet the REAL Garden of Eden will be found here in America!

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I bet the REAL Garden of Eden will be found here in America!

Amen!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Jimmy C Lombardo

Amen!

Jimmy, that's as close to heaven and Eden as you can get here on earth.