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Overheard some blacks talking. -
06-28-2013, 08:22 PM
They were in line at the grocery store, gripping their foodstamps like they were real money, and i overheard the overweight one with the purple stripes and spandex say she DESERVED more foodstamps and welfare because her "baby daddy" doesnt pay enough in child support for her brood of snotty pre-felons. The tall one in the tube dress with the 3 foot braids and 3 inch nails AGREED! Instead of telling her to simply post half her kids for adoption and get a job. If you cant support them dont have them especially if you are black and from the ghetto. There really should be some sort of sterilization program here in NC to contend with this sort of thing. So I leaned in and I asked if she was serious or still high.
Thats when she went full African on me and started wagging her claw and spitting out niggerish as fast as her lips would go. She started screaming and asked me if i knew who Martin Luther King was and that he had done something about something I cant remember but it was loud. I reminded her that he was a felon and a troublemaker and a false Christian. That his death was his own fault and that being ungrateful is no reason to get a national holiday. She grew quiet and I knew I was challenging her black mind to the truth so I kept going.
Here in the South we have always loved the black man. We saved them from Africa and gave them a new chance in America where Jesus lives. They were given jobs, food, and The Bible, praise Jesus. They were taught Gods language and even after the war criminal Abraham Lincoln illegally freed them after destroying half the nation, we loved the black man. We didnt take away our gift of America by shipping them back to where they belong. We allowed them to stay. Gave them their own neighborhoods, stores, banks, schools and even their own drinking fountains, all they had to do was behave and not steal too many pies or chickens. Then with the 30s and jazz music they began smoking dope and found filthy white whores to have jungle sex with and they became spoiled and uppity. Started acting out and doing things the wrong way. Rejecting the Southern hospitality they had been afforded. By the 60s America had already began a downward spiral with hippies and goths and Satanic doings like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Blacks began marching and they used Jesus Christ as their leader with an ordained Martin King. Blaspheming the whole time...I was on a roll and was about to pull out my Bible and begin fellowshipping when I noticed she had turned and was leading her mini tribe off to the "hood" and was cursing at me as she went.
Ungrateful. Very rude and ungrateful.
I yelled after her that this kind of rudeness is why Trayvon got shot and she screamed an F word at me!
I will never understand why those people are so rude to white folks.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
06-29-2013, 03:07 AM
The nigras all have an uppity attitude, brother. Especially since that Muslim Obama stole the Whitehouse.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 04:55 AM
Blacks live to complain. I had a similar coontact the other day. I was loading my groceries into the trunk when some sheboon waddled towards me across the parking lot chimping out over Heaven knows what. Eventually it had to stop to catch its breath (it looked like it had just swallowed a whole hippo) and when it started ooking again, I was able to translate. It was upset by my bumper sticker.
I asked the sow what exactly about the sticker bothered it. It said that it be raciss. I asked why. Because it do. I told the greasy, velcro-headed shegro that there was nothing racist about comparing the Obamas—or any individual blacks—to pongids, and I reminded it that liberals used to do this all the time with President Bush. I explained that if it was offended, that was because the bantu itself believed its people resembled chimpanzees; after all, nothing in the image or text even hinted at a generalization of blacks as a race. At this point, the groid's primitive "brain" must have overheated trying to process those big words, and it let out a torrent of obscenities before stomping off to its hooptie.
Personally, I think my bumper sticker was just a convenient excuse for a black to target a White person. If it wasn't that, it would have been St. Skittles or Paula Deen or whatever the beasts are bitching about these days.
And they say we're the racist ones!
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 06:36 AM
And thus is the cycle of life. People live, and by the choices that they make..we frame the outlining of our physical life as we were gifted to (free will). The only big draw back to that is that we can all backslide in our own choices, and in our own choices, we effect people like marshal, that get offended and we need a channel to vent the anger. ((I mean no offense by this post. I just joined and I'm browsing through the forums.))
Vent the anger to Jesus next time. Immediately as the situation happens! Like milliseconds after!!! And He WILL provide!
Granted that it does feel better to tell your friends about it, but your earthly fleshy friends (like pastors, bishops, ghetto fabulos etc.) are confounded just as much as you are with the anger you felt in that situation. Just stick to the big man upstairs and vent to HIM. Give him all that psychological weight that those people incoherently set on your shoulders, and then you'll probably get a test from Jesus saying that you need to pray for them, or maybe give then a couple of bucks, who knows! Lol
Jesus has just had a weird way of planning my life, I may only be 20, but I'm as charismatic as a tv preacher. By experience, I just know in my heart, that God can really work through your spirit more if you learn how to channel your emotion through your spirit and just leave God in control. Letting go of your physical self is harder than it seems though..
But if we never struggled, we wouldn't ever learn would we?
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 10:03 AM
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And thus is the cycle of life. People live, and by the choices that they make..we frame the outlining of our physical life as we were gifted to (free will). The only big draw back to that is that we can all backslide in our own choices, and in our own choices, we effect people like marshal, that get offended and we need a channel to vent the anger. ((I mean no offense by this post. I just joined and I'm browsing through the forums.))
Vent the anger to Jesus next time. Immediately as the situation happens! Like milliseconds after!!! And He WILL provide!
Granted that it does feel better to tell your friends about it, but your earthly fleshy friends (like pastors, bishops, ghetto fabulos etc.) are confounded just as much as you are with the anger you felt in that situation. Just stick to the big man upstairs and vent to HIM. Give him all that psychological weight that those people incoherently set on your shoulders, and then you'll probably get a test from Jesus saying that you need to pray for them, or maybe give then a couple of bucks, who knows! Lol
Jesus has just had a weird way of planning my life, I may only be 20, but I'm as charismatic as a tv preacher. By experience, I just know in my heart, that God can really work through your spirit more if you learn how to channel your emotion through your spirit and just leave God in control. Letting go of your physical self is harder than it seems though..
But if we never struggled, we wouldn't ever learn would we?
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Hello SonOfThunder.
You do not seem very charismatic to me. Maybe you are having an off day it happens.
Thank you.
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Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 01:44 PM
It was one thirty in the morning, sorry for my grammar.
You see my point with what I wrote? You could have pointed out Gods message to you in what I wrote, rather than send me a warning and put me back in the corner as unsaved trash.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 02:28 PM
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It was one thirty in the morning, sorry for my grammar.
You see my point with what I wrote? You could have pointed out Gods message to you in what I wrote, rather than send me a warning and put me back in the corner as unsaved trash.
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Hello SonOfThunder.
If you complain about an infraction you can get an infraction for complaining about an infraction I have seen it many times. When something is not going right in your life you should read your Bible it has a verse for everything so for worrying I have Philippians 4:6-7 marked it says:
Be careful for nothing; but in every thing by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known unto God. And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.
In the chapter right before that it says to beware of dogs and evil workers.
Thank you.
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Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 03:33 PM
Could you not see my compassion in my post? I didn't use the best grammar, i get it.
I'm not complaining because you didn't warn me.
Could you not see my compassion in my post?
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 03:38 PM
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Could you not see my compassion in my post? I didn't use the best grammar, i get it.
I'm not complaining because you didn't warn me.
Could you not see my compassion in my post?
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I'm sorry, son, but I couldn't. I saw only encouragement to cower and whine to God instead of manning up and confronting sin like Marshal did. Marshal's confrontation of sin is a vision of True Christian™ compassion, for he sought to save the negro from eternal damnation.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 03:41 PM
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Could you not see my compassion in my post? I didn't use the best grammar, i get it.
I'm not complaining because you didn't warn me.
Could you not see my compassion in my post?
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The problem is that message was obtenebrated by prosaic verbiage that obfuscated any attempt to parse it's meaning.
It is difficult to convey compassion on the Internets. That is why we advise all guests to use the Bible (KJV1611) as a guide for clarity ease of understanding.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 03:59 PM
I understand now, and forgive my lack of computer typing. Thats why I said I'm charismatic, I'm a natural speaker, not a typer.
I type how I would talk, but concrete emotions can further the meaning of my words. Yall are right though, it seemed like cliff notes a pastor uses on the pulpit to keep the memory fresh. I'll try and work on it.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 05:20 PM
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I understand now, and forgive my lack of computer typing. Thats why I said I'm charismatic, I'm a natural speaker, not a typer.
I type how I would talk, but concrete emotions can further the meaning of my words. Yall are right though, it seemed like cliff notes a pastor uses on the pulpit to keep the memory fresh. I'll try and work on it.
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That's great! We need to spread the message of Christ as efficiently as we can.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-01-2013, 05:47 PM
I am very leery of getting to know new people...you don't know where they've been. ESPECIALLY those of the darker persuasion.
I have come to trust our precious Vavoline Johnson, and I've even come to leave her alone in the house while she's cleaning. I even leave a bowl of food out for her, so she doesn't go foraging in the fridge.
The rest, well...of course I try to keep an open mind but the fact is every encounter I've had with one of those people seems to have ended in either an assaulting barrage of crude, salacious come-ons, or worse, outright rape (!) and so Yes, I am leery.
Sue me.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-03-2013, 11:49 AM
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They were in line at the grocery store, gripping their foodstamps like they were real money, and i overheard the overweight one with the purple stripes and spandex say she DESERVED more foodstamps and welfare because her "baby daddy" doesnt pay enough in child support for her brood of snotty pre-felons. The tall one in the tube dress with the 3 foot braids and 3 inch nails AGREED! Instead of telling her to simply post half her kids for adoption and get a job. If you cant support them dont have them especially if you are black and from the ghetto. There really should be some sort of sterilization program here in NC to contend with this sort of thing. So I leaned in and I asked if she was serious or still high.
Thats when she went full African on me and started wagging her claw and spitting out niggerish as fast as her lips would go. She started screaming and asked me if i knew who Martin Luther King was and that he had done something about something I cant remember but it was loud. I reminded her that he was a felon and a troublemaker and a false Christian. That his death was his own fault and that being ungrateful is no reason to get a national holiday. She grew quiet and I knew I was challenging her black mind to the truth so I kept going.
Here in the South we have always loved the black man. We saved them from Africa and gave them a new chance in America where Jesus lives. They were given jobs, food, and The Bible, praise Jesus. They were taught Gods language and even after the war criminal Abraham Lincoln illegally freed them after destroying half the nation, we loved the black man. We didnt take away our gift of America by shipping them back to where they belong. We allowed them to stay. Gave them their own neighborhoods, stores, banks, schools and even their own drinking fountains, all they had to do was behave and not steal too many pies or chickens. Then with the 30s and jazz music they began smoking dope and found filthy white whores to have jungle sex with and they became spoiled and uppity. Started acting out and doing things the wrong way. Rejecting the Southern hospitality they had been afforded. By the 60s America had already began a downward spiral with hippies and goths and Satanic doings like the Beatles and the Rolling Stones. Blacks began marching and they used Jesus Christ as their leader with an ordained Martin King. Blaspheming the whole time...I was on a roll and was about to pull out my Bible and begin fellowshipping when I noticed she had turned and was leading her mini tribe off to the "hood" and was cursing at me as she went.
Ungrateful. Very rude and ungrateful.
I yelled after her that this kind of rudeness is why Trayvon got shot and she screamed an F word at me!
I will never understand why those people are so rude to white folks.
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You say that in the South you have always loved "the black man." That is completely inaccurate, considering you brought them to America against their own will and turned them into slaves. The South wanted to keep them as slaves, where the North did not.
You are a racist waste of oxygen, I would like to add.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-03-2013, 03:15 PM
They were already slaves in Africa, and you better believe we treated them better than their black masters had. We also offered them Salvation and blessed them with unheard-of luxuries like clothing, clean water, toilet paper, and the ability to count past two.
Even so, you're partly right. They did come here against their will in chains. And they can leave the same way!
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-03-2013, 04:55 PM
Marshall, I am impressed. I have many nigras working here at the Hutchins Plantation, LLC and have been listening to them for years yet still, I cannoit make out a single word they say. They are less clear than a barking dog with the runs.
I heard this this morning from a nigra I say laying in a ditch along side the road:
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Yo yo boss mann, It be uh lovely day an' ah wants ta tank you fo' not beating me this day sho 'nuff!
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I do not own a 'Yo-yo'. My tank is still in the workshop being restored and I want to know what he was doing snooping around there. I would beat him later but when they are all in the chicken coop, shuffling and listening to that 'heroin jazz' I cannot tell them apart. I suppose I should put a collar on them or mark them somehow.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-03-2013, 05:28 PM
Nigra-babble is not worth listening to.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-03-2013, 05:36 PM
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Nigra-babble is not worth listening to.
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It is if they are threatening you rape(anal) you
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-03-2013, 06:10 PM
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You say that in the South you have always loved "the black man." That is completely inaccurate, considering you brought them to America against their own will and turned them into slaves. The South wanted to keep them as slaves, where the North did not.
You are a racist waste of oxygen, I would like to add.
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Then why did the North hang on to their slaves until after the war of Northern Aggression was over? Why were America's largest slave ports located in Massachusetts and New Hampshire?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Overheard some blacks talking. -
07-03-2013, 06:59 PM
Mary Eth, or whatever your ***DELETED*** name is, I laugh at you all. This is what Christ taught against, hope you all enjoy your self-made hell. This is a joke, AND I will find people to troll this site, because this is GOLDEN. Thank you for much entertainment to come....better find someone to ban my IP because I'm about to let loose you faggots.
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