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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 05:16 PM
Post your entries here!
Winner will receive 2 free dinners to Bubba's All You Can Eat Grill on Skinned Indian Head Rd. and Main St.
This lil feller looks like he ran face first in to a brick wall. Bless his ugly lil heart!
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 05:34 PM
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.
numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 05:47 PM
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Rebecca
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So that's what the heck that thing is! You mean there's more than one of those things?
I still don't think it's a cat though.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...ewpost&t=12648
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 05:58 PM
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daaaaaaang!
He's almost as ugly as Mr. Wiggles
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 06:02 PM
How about this one:
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 06:25 PM
This is almost worse than the scared straight thread. How many of these ugly cats are we going to have to look at At least they could have a humourous caption, which is so popular with the kids these days.
Maybe a good looking pussy thread would be more enjoyable. Or should we just post the pics here?
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
This is almost worse than the scared straight thread. How many of these ugly cats are we going to have to look at At least they could have a humourous caption, which is so popular with the kids these days.
Maybe a good looking pussy thread would be more enjoyable. Or should we just post the pics here?
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Brother perhaps you'd like to start a "Pretty or Pampered Pussy" thread.
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 06:43 PM
It wasn't on the top of my lists of things to do today. Men shouldn't be starting cat threads, anyway.
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
It wasn't on the top of my lists of things to do today. Men shouldn't be starting cat threads, anyway.
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You are right Brother Nobar. Pussies are girl things!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 07:48 PM
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You are right Brother Nobar. Pussies are girl things!
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I hear you brother, but this is one of the ugliest pussies I've ever seen...
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-18-2008, 07:54 PM
Great minds think alike, Brother Deaner. I was just fixin' to post Bill Klinton with that big red nose of his - looks like Darren Ingram-Myers
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-19-2008, 02:24 AM
I had never realized before just how ugly a pussy can be if it doesn't have any hair on it.
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-19-2008, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
I had never realized before just how ugly a pussy can be if it doesn't have any hair on it.
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A bushy pussy can be rather revolting too, Sister Victory!
Arrrr, mateys! Sling me more curry!
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-19-2008, 07:19 AM
here be a pickture of my kitty Mr.Smiles, i like to use this pickture as my avatars when i be trollin evil athiest forums , cuz he put the fears of lord God into everyone, i so prouds of him
he not purty on the outsides but he be bootiful on the insides, it true!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-19-2008, 04:03 PM
a tard tiger!!!!!!! Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooaaaaaaawwwwww.
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Re: CONTEST!! Ugliest Pussy!! -
06-20-2008, 06:58 AM
Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahheheheheheheheeeeeteeeeheee!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
~wipes tears from eyes laughing at the R-Tarded Tiger~
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Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.
numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe
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