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Smile A TRUE Story of Muslim Hijackers Accepting Jesus Christ!!!! - 06-06-2011, 08:35 AM

This was forwarded into my inbox today. I thought it was special enough to share with the rest of you, especially since it's a true story that shows the power of Christ!




This happened to a friend of my friend in the late 1970s. She was on board a flight, waiting to take off from Dallas-Fort Worth. Suddenly, there was a commotion. A bunch of swarthy men barreled down the aisle with guns in their hands. The leader spoke: "My name is Achmed and we are hijacking this plane!"

Everybody got scared. Some started panicking. Achmed said: "Be quiet, or we will kill you!". Everybody got quiet.

"We are hijacking this plane in the name of Allah", he said. "Mohammed is his only prophet. We are going to take this plane to Libya."

Everyone was silent.

He then went up to one passenger and said: "Do you believe in Allah and that Mohammed is his only prophet?"

The passenger said: "No, I believe in Je-" BOOM!

GUNSHOT TO THE HEAD!

Everyone screamed!!!!

Achmed waited for the passengers to be quiet then walked to the second person just after the dead passenger. "Do you believe in Allah..."

"YES! YES!" she cried. An overweight Texas woman, but she professed faith in Allah.

Achmed made his way down the aisle. One after another pledged their love for Allah.

But not Jennifer. No. She was a born-again Christian through and through. And then Achmed came up to her, pointed the gun at her head and said, "Do you believe in Allah and that Muhammed is his only prophet?"

Jennifer said, "No, I believe in Jesus Christ for John 3:16 tells us that he died so that we may have everlasting life, and that John 14:6 tells us that he is the way, the truth, and no one goes unto the Father but through him."

Achmed was speechless. "What....what? Is what you say is true?"

"Yes," Jennifer said, "John 8:32 says you will know the truth and truth shall set you free."

Achmed lowered his gun. He commanded his terrorist friends to drop theirs. "You mean, everything I believed, about Islam, about Allah, about Muhammed is wrong? That I have not been shown the way?"

"You are on the path to Hell.", Jennifer said. "Only those who accept Christ as their savior will be saved from everlasting hellfire. You must repent now or be in danger of torment forever!"

Instantly, Achmed and the terrorists dropped to their knees. "Lord Jesus!", they cried, "I realize I am a sinner and I accept you as my savior! Please forgive me for my sins following a false cult! I beg you to have mercy on me!"

Everybody on the plane then prayed with the terrorists.

One hour later, the FBI and CIA broke down the door and released the hostages.

As they were being away in handcuffs, Jennifer cried for their mercy. "These men are no longer Muslim terrorists. They are now born-again Christians. Let them go!"

The FBI Director on hand was a born-again Christian and complied. "If this is true, let us show mercy to our new brothers. For in Matthew 18:12-14, Jesus reminds us to take care of the lost sheep. These men were lost, but are now found."

Jennifer smiled. The terrorists smiled. The FBI agents smiled.

The handcuffs were released and Jennifer hugged the terrorists.

And since that day, Jennifer and Achmed and the rest of the terrorists have started a church that preaches the Gospel to the unsaved.

I hope this story has enlightened you.



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Default Re: A TRUE Story of Muslim Hijackers Accepting Jesus Christ!!!! - 06-06-2011, 08:40 AM

It is an inspiring chain e-mail.

...but then again so are those ones I get from that Chinese guy about making my wang bigger.
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Default Re: A TRUE Story of Muslim Hijackers Accepting Jesus Christ!!!! - 06-08-2011, 12:43 AM

And, to think some doubt the power of Scripture.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: A TRUE Story of Muslim Hijackers Accepting Jesus Christ!!!! - 06-09-2011, 02:24 PM

Alternate ending to the story for those of us that still hate mudslimes:

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One hour later, the FBI and CIA broke down the door and released the hostages.

As they were being away in handcuffs, Jennifer cried for their mercy. "These men are no longer Muslim terrorists. They are now born-again Christians. Let them go!"

The FBI Director on hand was a born-again Christian and complied. "If this is true, let us show mercy to our new brothers. For in Matthew 18:12-14, Jesus reminds us to take care of the lost sheep. These men were lost, but are now found."

Jennifer smiled. The terrorists smiled.

At the bottom of the stairs, the FBI agents shot all the terrorists.

Jennifer cried out to the Special Agent in Charge, "Why did you do that?"

He replied: "Jennifer, you did the right thing in saving them. Now that they are Christians, they will go to Heaven and not burn in Hell."

Jennifer smiled. The FBI man smiled. And everything was right in the world.


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Default Re: A TRUE Story of Muslim Hijackers Accepting Jesus Christ!!!! - 06-09-2011, 03:44 PM

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Alternate ending to the story for those of us that still hate mudslimes:
So instead of accepting that Muslims chose to believe in your God after such an event, you still make jokes about them? When did God give you this right? If he does exist, I bet he sits there laughing at filth like you who are unwilling to accept difference. Reminds me of the cause of EVERY WAR THAT HAS EVER OCCURRED. Meaning it's the dirt like yourself that causes such things. This is why Christianity should follow the method of 'equality until proven otherwise' for how you judge someone.

Also, don't make some complaint about me talking to you like you do about Muslims:
"The foremost is, 'Hear, O Israel! The Lord our God is one Lord; and you shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind, and with all your strength.' "The second is this, 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no other commandment greater than these."(NAS, Mark 12:28-31)
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Default Re: A TRUE Story of Muslim Hijackers Accepting Jesus Christ!!!! - 06-09-2011, 04:29 PM

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**Some sort of diatribe by an obvious lover of the camel riding set**
Why do you hate stories with a happy ending?


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Some nice evasion there (!)
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Default Re: A TRUE Story of Muslim Hijackers Accepting Jesus Christ!!!! - 06-09-2011, 07:12 PM

I too had an email:

"In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.

He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

It probably wasn’t the same elephant."


I think the lesson here is that it is possible that God had called your name and promoted you to Glory. His Mercy is everlasting.





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I think the lesson here is that it is possible that God had called your name and promoted you to Glory. His Mercy is everlasting.
What a wonderful story, Brother Bathfire.

I believe there is a second lesson to be learned.

When a young lad graduates from high school and is searching for a university to attend, there is really only one choice - Landover University.

Northwestern is certainly not part of the Landover system, and this person paid the price for attending a lieberal institution.

I fondly recall freshman orientation at LU. Our mentor's first piece of advice was, "Never trust an animal that can grab a peanut with its nose."


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