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Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 07:06 AM
Strongly inspired by BibleThumpinBlondes wonderful thread ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!I found myself wondering how many famous and well known people have actually earned their ticket to Heaven by now.
It's very hard to find any "stars" who have lived a perfect Christian life, but I guess some gets close enough.
I am very curious to hear your opinion on this subject, so I hope that you will ad your favorite Heaven Bound "Star" in this thread.
Personal I believe that Governor Sarah Palin will find a place next to Jesus when she leave this world. Remember, she is the one who made this very true and poetic statement:
"The simple yet elegantly awkward moose proves God's creation and not evolution is the source of all life. How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too."
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 07:27 AM
John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)
Those two are off the top of my head.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 07:32 AM
From what I've been reading on here, there may not be very many "famous" people in Heaven, but I am fairly new to this wonderful site, so I may not be the most knowledgable when it comes to certain topics.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 09:00 AM
Mr.Kirk Cameron not be in heavens yet but he be heavens on earth, an he gonna go to heavens when he die cuz of his services to creationisms
here be a pickture of him whens he were a young scientists, but before he began studyings them bananas an stuff
an here be a pickture of him learnin folk all abouts the crocoduck, an how the crocoduck prove that evolutions not be true, yay!
when i get to heavens an be a angels, i gonna ask lord Jesus to autograff one wings, an Mr.Kirk to autograff the other wings
that Mr.Kirk ---> <---that me
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 09:53 AM
I care not who I meet in Heaven.
For all who are there are Stars in the eyes of the Lord.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:49 AM
i hope Randy Blythe is there that would be awesome
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 01:40 PM
My father, who is in Heaven for sure.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
John Wayne
Ronald Regan (although I don't think Nancy will be joining him)
Those two are off the top of my head.
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Boy, you have that right about Nancy! Her dabbling in witchcraft and trying to destroy her Godly husbands Holy work is going to get her burned, and burned bad, in the fiery bowels of HELL! Joan Quigley nearly succeeded in putting Satan right there in the Oval Office with Ron Reagan!
Did you know there was an evil Catholic senorita that kept John Wayne from enlisting in the military in World War 2? Seems like Satan sends these slatterns and trollops and Wiccans to subvert the good works of many Godly men.
We must remain vigilant.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 05:51 PM
How about this young American Patriot®? I know Bill O'Reilly isn't perfect, among other things he had the nerve to criticise Westboro Baptist Church in one of his programs. But I believe the sum of his work would add up to a place in heaven.
You've been more than fair to the funny-bunny lefties!!!
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Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:41 PM
Our beloved Denmarkian politician Pia Kjćrsgaard will without a doubt go to Heaven. Although Danishland is already doomed, she is working hard on keeping everything, that looks just a bit moooslimb, out of the country.
Also, she is quite beautiful.
Praise the Lord for her presence in our otherwise God-forsaken country.
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:41 PM
I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.
Praise Christ!
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-22-2010, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
I fully expect to sit with my mentor Dr. Kent Hovind, PHD when we both come to see Jesus in the next life. A lifetime dedicated to putting the smack down on heathens/false scientists, and winning every single debate he engaged in surely warrants Dr. Hovind a special place in Heaven.
Praise Christ!
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First and foremost, I think I should point out that God and Jesus will be in Heaven, and they are the biggest stars in the universe!
I am also loooking forward to meeting Kirk Cameron. He has been my idol since I was a boy. What I admire most about him is his intelligence.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 01:20 AM
The godly and illustrious Wille Aames formerly of Eight is Enough and Charles in Charge dressed as Bible Man. I can't wait to get his autograph as we sit together on the right hand of God in Heaven.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 01:24 AM
Fess Parker
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 02:38 AM
The beloved, GODLY and best President EVER, George W. Bush!
I hope he will sit next to me as I take my rightful place next to JESUS' right hand.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 03:01 AM
Most definitely, fellow True Christian™ Pat Robertson. I met Pat in the mid-70's and we've been good friends ever since. He's also a very wise man and I look up to him with much respect.
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Originally Posted by Pat Robertson
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
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"I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor."
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"(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
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Originally Posted by Pat Robertson
"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." – [Regarding the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010]"
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 04:01 AM
I viewed Chuck Norris with suspicion for the longest time - considering his affiliation with slant fighting and such - but I realized he was indeed a True Christian™ when:
(a) He began writing his regular column for World Net Daily in 2006, where he enunciates Real American™ ideals from the Heartland;
(b) He lent his support to Rev. Gov. Mike Huckabee - our current best bet for enacting Biblical Law in America - during his run for President of the USA in 2007 and 2008;
( c) He and his help-meet made the following appearance on the 700 Club with Pat Robertson, where they discuss the Fair Tax, homeschooling their children, the Culture War, border security, tough love, and faith-based episodes of Walker Texas Ranger:
(d) He filmed the following infomercial advocating Bible-Based Curriculum in public schools:
(e) He gave the commencement address at Liberty University in 2008, where he discusses being "Hot for the LORD."
When you consider these incidences along with his guest-hosting for Sean Hannity, his appearances on TBN's "Praise the LORD", and his criticism of the queers in California for trying to undermine democracy, it is obvious that Chuck Norris is indeed a True Christian™ who will join us in Heaven for all eternity.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 08:49 PM
Victoria Jackson is a shoe in along with Michelle Bachman, Sharon Angle, and of course Sister Sarah.
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 10:13 PM
I truly believe that I will get to meet Ronnie James Dio when I go to heaven
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AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
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Re: Stars we'll meet in Heaven -
08-23-2010, 10:30 PM
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I truly believe that I will get to meet Ronnie James Dio when I go to HELL!
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I took the liberty of fixing your typo.
Jesus loves Dick
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