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How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 05:13 PM
This happened to me on Dec. 29 while I was driving from Pittsburgh back to Freehold after a long day of viewing holiday miniature train displays (Oglebay Resort, Carnegie Science Center, and PPG Wintergarden). I was driving home thru Columbus, OH, and it was really late and I was starving so I pulled off the 670 near High St. and parked to get something quick from a food truck. The only thing I saw was a greasy pizza truck called Mikey's Late Night Slice (sick, huh?) but there was a line so I assumed that it would be OK. It was pretty cold and I had my parka on but these two fags behind me thought that it would be smart to go out on the coldest night of the year with just their shirts on so they were hugging each other and grabbing each other trying to stay warm.
No one else would say anything, so I finally had to let them know that it wasn't cool. I told those fags to "cut their gay shit out" but then I realized that I was surrounded by fags and they were going to gang up on me and then I started to worry for my life. Even the homers who run the pizza truck told me that they wouldn't serve me, something about hate when I was just trying to do the right thing. I guess in Columbus it's OK to hate Christians.
Anyway, I think I survived getting the AIDS. And, I got a sandwich at some gas station on the way home.
Lesson: try to avoid Columbus, Ohio.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 05:19 PM
I hope they didn't spit on you.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
This happened to me on Dec. 29 while I was driving from Pittsburgh back to Freehold after a long day of viewing holiday miniature train displays (Oglebay Resort, Carnegie Science Center, and PPG Wintergarden). I was driving home thru Columbus, OH, and it was really late and I was starving so I pulled off the 670 near High St. and parked to get something quick from a food truck. The only thing I saw was a greasy pizza truck called Mikey's Late Night Slice (sick, huh?) but there was a line so I assumed that it would be OK. It was pretty cold and I had my parka on but these two fags behind me thought that it would be smart to go out on the coldest night of the year with just their shirts on so they were hugging each other and grabbing each other trying to stay warm.
No one else would say anything, so I finally had to let them know that it wasn't cool. I told those fags to "cut their gay shit out" but then I realized that I was surrounded by fags and they were going to gang up on me and then I started to worry for my life. Even the homers who run the pizza truck told me that they wouldn't serve me, something about hate when I was just trying to do the right thing. I guess in Columbus it's OK to hate Christians.
Anyway, I think I survived getting the AIDS. And, I got a sandwich at some gas station on the way home.
Lesson: try to avoid Columbus, Ohio.
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I have to say this just goes to show how hateful the gaywise can be when they gather together in packs.
You're lucky: you escaped being violently and painfully anally raped by multiple crazed queers as well as being urinated on when they had had their filthy way with you bottom and mouth.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 10:03 PM
Brother, I am relieved to hear you made it out unscathed. The queers are so spoiled by the masses pandering to their every demand that when somebody has the courage to stand up to them, why, they go stark raving mad.
Still, it would be a good idea to head over to the Landover Baptist Clinic and get a laying on of hands and anointing to protect you from any residual AIDS.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 10:41 PM
In the future Brother Nobar, on the rare occasion that you are hungry for spicy Italian fare, let me recommend Pizza Hut. They have a righteous policy regarding homosexuals
Disgusting Queer Removed from Pizza Hut for Being Gay
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A man says he was kicked out of a Pizza Hut in Wallace, North Carolina because he was dressed as a woman. Reps for the chain said customers did complain about Vishon Murphy's attire, but he also came by three times and didn't buy anything. For good measure, the local news account includes a little old lady who says she thinks men should wear pants.
The restaurant also apparently has a video of Murphy being a "drama queen" when asked to leave the restaurant. He said he "got very heated and very upset" because he felt he was being "harassed and picked out and embarrassed in front of other people because of what I have on."
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 11:44 PM
I propose that a group of us should go there and hold a prayer vigil: let's shame those homosexualists who insist on flaunting their gay pizza on American highways.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-06-2013, 11:44 PM
Brother Nobar, I am so sorry about the stress you felt. However, I had previously mentioned that all italian wop food places are gathering points for catlicks, queers and skate punks. They want to take your money, rape you or run you down with those menacing boards.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-07-2013, 12:01 AM
Unfortunately avoiding the line by ordering pizza delivery doesn't mean you won't get AIDS!
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-07-2013, 02:41 AM
What were you doing in the Short North? That place is so gay even the pizza is gay.
Maybe you were looking for some action, too?
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-07-2013, 03:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Forest Spirit
What were you doing in the Short North? That place is so gay even the pizza is gay.
Maybe you were looking for some action, too?
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Why would Nobar want some "Action"? Nobar is a True Christian, and knows that Genesis 38:9 prohibits you from spilling seed into another mans anus. Not to mention its a homosexual act. Leviticus 18:22 strictly prohibits this, and Romans 1:26-1:27 tells us how God hates homers. Homers deserve the death penalty. Leviticus 20:13. So why do you think a True Christian like Nobar would want some "action"?
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-07-2013, 03:31 AM
Who wants that dago chow anyway?
Getting a filling station sandwich was the best thing you could've done. I love the tuna salad on white...those things are awesome!
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-07-2013, 03:38 AM
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I guess in Columbus it's OK to hate Christians.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-07-2013, 07:02 PM
Since it was never mentioned in the Bible, I have not tried pizza. I had always assumed it was wop food for queers and now my suspicions have been confirmed!!
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 04:19 AM
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Since it was never mentioned in the Bible, I have not tried pizza. I had always assumed it was wop food for queers and now my suspicions have been confirmed!!
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 05:46 AM
Brother, you must have been horribly lost to be on High St. near the campus. No doubt those queers were leering at a handsome fellow like yourself.
If you ever find yourself in unfamiliar terrain again, I think you should bring a virgin with you, like Felicity. You can offer her up to the pack of perverts to save you from rape, like righteous Lot did in Genesis 19.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 08:09 AM
Why, Pastor, I...
Perhaps I could provide a virgin service for that eventuality? I'm sure there must be a few left in Missouri. No need to bring Felicity into it, is there?
Say, Pastor, how's the car running? Were you thinking of upgrading at all?
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 12:45 PM
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If you ever find yourself in unfamiliar terrain again, I think you should bring a virgin with you, like Felicity. You can offer her up to the pack of perverts to save you from rape, like righteous Lot did in Genesis 19.
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 03:13 PM
Felicity, maybe you would like to join me next year to check out some more holiday miniature train displays?
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 08:37 PM
Why you double-crossing rattlesnake, I should tear you a
My dear Brother Nobar, it is my fervent hope that Felicity might accompany you on that very trip as the 5th Mrs. Hopkins! (Accompanied by me, of course).
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Re: How I almost got the AIDS while waiting in line for a slice of pizza -
01-08-2013, 09:29 PM
As I have absolutely no interest in Felicity I can act as a honest broker.
Might I suggest you two compare Biblical Knowledge to see who gets to escort her?
A rousing display of Biblical know how is always an delight and good for the Unsaved Trash to see just how dedicated their betters are.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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