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The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? -
05-13-2016, 01:48 PM
Don't fall for cheap knock-offs like Rapture Ready. This is the real deal! We use True Science to study all the signs and rumors of signs, with up-to-date commentary and links to more information.
Signs that humanity is doomed:
Natural Disasters (world-threatening):
11 Asteroid impact | No stars falling to earth just yet -1 | Nasa | Astronomy |
56 Extraterrestrial invasion | Something on the news about this, might have been an ad, saw it in someone's window + 2 | Space Aliens | Immigration |
01 Climate change | Some trash blew onto my lawn, otherwise the environment is fine +1 | Climate Change | Global Warming | Recycling |
30 Cosmic threats | Space |
33 Geomagnetic reversal | Read in the news that a kid swallowed some magnets and got messed up. +5
78 Megatsunami | Tsunami |
10 Volcanoes | Considered a cliche at science fairs -2 | Volcanoes |
Other natural disasters:
12 Earthquakes | Earthquakes |
10 Wild Weather | Hurricanes | Tornadoes | Tornado Magnets |
16 Famine | Nothing good in the Fridge +1 | Famine | Farming | Food | Corn | Pangolin Recipes
16 Drought | OK, I upgraded this category, you can stop whining California +2| California |
10 Plagues | Plagues | AIDS | Obesity | Retardation | Coronavirus | Batmuch Fever | AIDS 2: gayer and blacker
11 Floods | Floods | Water | God's Wraith |
Technological threats:
12 Artificial intelligence | Judging by my autocorrect, AI has a long way to go. -2 | Robots | Computers | Internet
54 Biotechnology | A squirrel looked at me funny, was it a GMO? +1 | Playing God | Science is evil | Evolution |
Moral Threats:
56 Drug abuse | Reefers | Drugs | Drunks | Smoking | Addiction crisis |
30 Crime Rate | Kids on my lawn. Police were tardy in showing up. +5 | Crime | Killing sprees | Epidemic of Knife Violence | Shootings | Policing | Domestic violence | Rape |
89 Apostasy | Apostasy |
98 General Moral Standards | Fornication | Adultery | Gay Agenda | Slutpocalypse | Slang | Sinners | Perversion | Hymen Vandalism | Masturbation |
90 Anti-Christian conspiracies | Persecution | Scientific lies | Destruction of Marriage |
Satanic Propaganda and Temptation:
99 Books | Harry Potter | Book Burning | Science Fiction |
95 Movie and TV threats | Movies| Hollywood | Anime | Pornography | Youtube | Oprah | Disney |
97 Video game threats | Video Games | Protect our Children | Japornography |
95 Musical moral threats | Music | Emo | Rap | Rock | "Christian" Rock | Heavy Metal | Juggalos |
98 Fashions | Fashion | Modesty | Shirts | Goths | Hippies | Satanic Clothes |
90 Toys | Toys | 80 Sports | Sports | Soccer | Jocks | Football | Baseball | Nascar | Golf |
Economic Collapse:
32 Unemployment | I just went shopping, that should create some jobs -3 | Jobs | Job Opportunities |
43 Inflation | Inflation | Money |
23 Interest Rates | Finance |
98 Oil Supply/Price | Too low. +3 | Oil | Oil Companies | Saudi Arabia |
32 Debt and Trade | Debt |
45 Financial unrest | Panama Papers | Free Markets | Economic disaster |
Leadership:
98 Obama | Hussien Obama | Obama bodycount | Obama is destroying America | Kenya
00 Putin | Vlad is making Gog great again. -1 | Putin | Russia | Ukraine
50 Donald Trump | Undecided. Trump needs more media attention so we can figure him out. | Donald Trump | New York Values | Border | Deportation | GOP | Election 2016
99 Hillary Clinton | Hillary Clinton | Feminism | Lesbians |
International events:
45 Wars and rumors of wars | War | Syria | Iraq | Afghanistan | Class Warfare | 9/11 | War of Terror | South shall rise again |
70 Ecumenism | Ecumenism |
76 Globalism | NWO | Conspiracy | ZOG | United Nations |
78 Tribulation Temple
60 Supernatural events | Witchcraft | Wiccans | Monsters | Vampires and Zombies | Demonic Possession | Dragons | Talking snakes |
54 Israel | Israel | Jews |
57 Gog (Russia) | Putin | Russia | Ukraine |
97 Persia (Iran) | Iran |
89 The False Prophet | False Prophets | Prophecy | Cults | Mormons |
20 Nuclear Nations | Nuklear |
99 Global Turmoil | The terror attack in Paris has maxed out this category. 130 dead half a decade ago is the worst turmoil possible. | Islamofascism | Better Than America |
28 Arms Proliferation
98 Liberalism | Liberalism | God hates America |
78 The Peace Process
87 Kings of the East
79 Mark of the Beast | 666 | Mark of the Beast |
98 Beast Government | Satanism | Activist judges | Schools | Military | Prisons |
77 False Christs | False Prophets | Scientology |
87 The Antichrist | AntiChrist | Pope | Catholic Church |
Rapture Index: 159,909,053.000002
Net Change: +304.320001
Estimated End of World: May 15th 2021 11:21PM
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Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? -
02-28-2018, 10:43 PM
A few new signs of the endtimes are upon us.
Alex Jones is on to something:
Hyperbole, you say? Well, the chemicals have gone downstream, and now the fishes are turning into transexuals:
Also, I'm hearing about Longcat sightings, but am still skeptical. LongBird sightings, on the other hand, are now verified by photographic evidence:
I'm not sure what category to put these new items in, but a rough napkin-calculation says the new End Of The World Date is Wednesday February 28th at 11:34-ish.
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Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? -
03-01-2018, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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Hyperbole, you say? Well, the chemicals have gone downstream, and now the fishes are turning into transexuals:
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God help us All!! I’ve seen this abomination in Freehold river, just above the rapids in the women’s swimming/washing area. I didn’t say anything until now as I mistook it for Mrs. Hutchins having her morning swim when it momentarily broke the surface!
I’ll get the grenades from the school!
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Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? -
04-05-2018, 09:09 PM
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. (1st Corinthians 15:52)
And this is the Father's will which hath sent me, that of all which he hath given me I should lose nothing, but should raise it up again at the last day. And this is the will of him that sent me, that every one which seeth the Son, and believeth on him, may have everlasting life: and I will raise him up at the last day. (John 6:39-40)
Let not your heart be troubled: ye believe in God, believe also in me. In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also. (John 14:1-3)
The pre trib rapture.
But also see:And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. (Matthew 24:30-31)
Most bible teachers ignore the difference. Proofs we have two raptures. One for the Body of Christ, the other one for his elect being saved during the tribulation.
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Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? -
12-21-2020, 01:16 PM
Due to Covid (aka Batmunch fever, AIDS 2 gayer and blacker, Winnie the Flu, etc.) I have made an update:
Plagues: +1
Also, due to the vaccine:
Mark of the Beast +10
Beast Government+8
False Christs +7
The Antichrist +86
I have also noticed this image is being passed around, am not sure what to make of it:
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Re: The Rapture Index: are you Ready for the Rapture? -
12-21-2020, 02:39 PM
It is a sign of the impending Armageddon dumbed down for "Fluffy" Christians, as opposed to the realistic version:
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