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Default climate change is not real - 01-03-2022, 02:10 AM
being gay is ok nazis are stupid like you guys are

racism is not ok


stereotypes are rude to high hell


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Mooselimb Re: climate change is real - 01-03-2022, 02:17 AM
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being gay is ok nazis are stupid like you guys are
God says being gay is NOT okay (Leviticus 20:13). And the Nazis invented rockets and jet engines, they weren't stupid.

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racism is not ok
Where does the Bible say that?

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stereotypes are rude to high hell
Agreed. As a Republican Christian fundamentalist, I really don't appreciate being stereotyped as a stupid racist Nazi.

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i am a pansexual and non-binary person in real life
Son, nobody is whatever the hell you just said in real life. Just because a couple other weirdos on Reddit validated your unusual deviant behavior doesn't make it acceptable or rooted in Biblical reality.

So you want to make love to frying pans?

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Default Re: climate change is real - 01-03-2022, 02:19 AM
fun fact: i don't use reddit
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Default Re: climate change is real - 01-03-2022, 02:22 AM
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fun fact: i don't use reddit
Fun fact: I don't care. This is a forum for glorifying Jesus. Tell us where in the Bible God says climate change and glo-bull warming is real, and I'll start recycling and doing everything else Greta Thunberg says I should do.

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Default Re: climate change is real - 01-03-2022, 02:26 AM
also another fun fact: im not greta! is greta non-binary and pansexual too?
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Default Re: climate change is real - 01-03-2022, 02:31 AM
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Let's work on the reading comprehension, shall we? Bratty little Miss Thunberg has already trolled our forum, I know you aren't her. Now tell my why we should believe in climate change. All you need is one Bible verse.

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Default Re: climate change is real - 01-03-2022, 02:41 AM
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also another fun fact: im not greta! is greta non-binary and pansexual too?


I'm Jen, hello, um, Greta's a little girl! You're not supposed to know such things. Even she's too young to know, and not comely at all for some of the men here who might have inquired under different circumstances.
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